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Caleb Peterson
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Tyler Reed
As Donald Trump once said : "If you're one of the people who have done drugs, there's nothing you can do about it except stop the flow of people into the country."
Grayson Bell
bumping with something i got from it yesterday
alright ill do the rap battle. im the best rapper in my school. the bus driver said so.
here we go...
(im blue music in the backround)[intro] yo, yo... gamers... UH! yo, yo... lets go
CUZ WERE GAMERS, UH!
SO WE FIGHT, UH HUH!
TO THE LIGHT, YUH!
FOR WHATS RIGHT (OH YEAH)
AGAINST THE LAMERS, UH!
WHO TRY TO HACK US, NUH!
SO WE RAP BATTLE THEM, OH!
AND BEAT ANONIMUS, YUH!
(in the backround)hack hack hack hack hack hack hack hack hack hack hack hack hack hack hack hack...
(epic mic drop)
-----the completion starts below this line-----
SO THAT WE CAN PULL OUR PLACES
WE AREN'T UNAWARE BECAUSE IT'S MANDATORY.
OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!
OH! OH! WHOOOOOOO
[intro] [beat] SO WE FIGHT TOGETHER!
WE RAP BATTLE YOU, UH?!
HUUUUUUUUH
(in the backround) OH YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE HARD WHEN YOU GOT ME HACKED!
YEAH BANG! YEAH BANG! YEAH BANG, BANG!
(in the backround) NOY!!!
(hacked) YEAH NOY!!!
THEY RAPE ME, YEAH, NOW HE RAPS AGAIN
WAS HE
one time I did this I just got endless "(epic mic drop)"s
Leo Collins
Peterstein outed as a commie
Joshua Torres
Owen Richardson
Nigger: Hi, I'm your new neighbor! My name is Nigger, and yours?
[A tall, friendly and very white man extends his hand towards you, blissfully unaware of the nature of his name]
Nigger: Hi! This is your neighborhood neighborhood. You're so nice.
[He nods his head, to the very white man walking next to you]
Black Man: Hello, how's it going? What you're up to?
Black Man: Oh, it's nothing. I just moved in and was looking for a new place, but I thought it would be cool to see you again.
Black Man: Thanks...for the invitation, nigga.
[You get another look at the two blacks]
[A tall, black man stands next to you, his arms out in front of him]
Nigger: ...Hey, you look new too. I don't think you are going to find a good place to sleep.
[He shakes his head and puts his hand behind his back. You look up and see this man is holding a white dog, presumably a pit bull, in
Kayden Jenkins
Things are getting spicy
Isaac Bailey
>presumably a pit bull
kek
Zachary Martin
!!!
Blake Miller
Evan Jackson
Holy fuck tone it down Peterson
Ayden Howard
He can't keep getting away with it
Thomas Rivera
In the wise words of Jordan B. Peterson, "In order to wash your penis it is imperative to have a good one. There is absolutely no benefit on a good man's penis to have no penis. You will never have sex with your good cock unless you have a good penis." While some have claimed that the average penis is not that good and doesn't give pleasure, I can assure you that a good erection, not only does have tremendous power and enjoyment, but is just as important in the making of sex with it.
This article is a long one, however, and I will go into it in the best way so as to get you into your erection, without having to read about some of the topics it covers.
How a Man Can Have an Unattractive Penis
When you consider the fact that when men are not getting any dick, it can be assumed that their penises are all either smaller than average or a tad larger, it isn't surprising to
Wyatt Ward
Is this blasphemous? I'm laughing.
Henry Hill
damn, did this really happen?
Nolan Miller
Crikey!
William Davis
This is only going to get better as the AI's get better.
Blake Foster
kek this is good
Adrian Ortiz
It somehow manages to maintain some kind of context, it's magical.
Nolan White
Leo Edwards
>And the angel of the Lord said onto him: "
And the angel of the Lord said onto him: "Do thou work on my word."
Now the angel of the Lord came to her bed, and sat on top of her on all fours.
The angel of the Lord said: "Behold, I will make you a cup, which if thou drinkest shalt thou know that I am the Lord. And I will pour out my spirit upon thee, and upon thy belly, and thou will know that I am the Lord."
Now he poured out his spirit on her and touched her belly, which was quivering. In that hour she was conscious that he had come to her and she gave heed to him; so the angel of the Lord came and said, "Drink at once;" but behold, she had not drunk yet. Then the spirit came upon her, and she said, "If thou dost well, know that I am in my husband's arms."
The angel of the Lord said unto him, "Drink now."
He looked at her and said: "I am in my husband's arms."
And he was conscious in his loins, as a man in
Grayson Garcia
a decade from now, kids are going to be using this to create book reports, and essays and shit.
Hudson Turner
kek
Connor Ortiz
I need to know who Mr. Torgue is now
Christian Bailey
It's already at the level of light novel fantasy stories.
Christian Thomas
This is only limited model. Check the samples from full version openai.com
Luke Gonzalez
Already capable of creative plausibly written bullshit.
What's it going to be like in a few years, man?