What do you do?
Blocks your path and sues you
Anthony Ward
Carter Foster
Kick the baby!
Anthony Perez
Literally steps over him.
Parker Bell
Kill him. I'm leveling up, all fodder counts. And when he does he could leave me a candy.
Ryder Perez
Willow
youtu.be
Lincoln Murphy
Midgets have an excuse to be short, manlets do not.
Christopher Howard
Get a blowjob while both the whore and myself are standing
Aaron Morris
First post best post!
Oliver Nguyen
fpbp also checked
Gabriel Turner
Out of the way, peck
Leo Hill
He drops his gold.
Kayden Reed
Ah, damn! Beat me to it.
Joseph James
Can I get a quick run down
Ian Davis
Someone should try this with kikes. Replace Warwick with kikes and rewrite the pasta. The reason being thanks to the memes if i ever see warwick irl i would absolutly clobber him. I say this as afan too. But the meme magic is too strong. I need to punt his head like a watermelon. So if we can meme this onto warwick lets try doing it to kikes. Meme so hard ben shapiro ask Jow Forums for a response. Meme so hard people will kill kikes for the lulz.
Isaiah Reed
Nothing the lep would curse me
Adrian Young
Pick him up and toss him
Isaac James
My fucking sides..christ
Dominic Brooks
he is making empty legal threats
twitter.com
Ryder Hughes
You're terrible at tenable
Liam Davis
What for him to commit suicide.
Ethan Gray
Do a 360 and walk away, but literally.
Tyler Thompson
He'd remember he's an ewoke
James Nelson
Don't let all the bragging and sensationalism cloud your planning: acquiring a midge needn't be complicated. Stressing yourself out may only upset your midges, known to be exceptionally sensitive, and you don't want to drain their glands into their midge meat prior to harvesting. Some people will dangle snares from the confines of their overcoats, snatching up midges in broad daylight as soon as they draw their coat around their prey. Others pack adhesive foams or Velcro linings inside wheeled luggage that can be gracefully maneuvered around the midge, even one in flight for it's tiny life, and the clamshell halves of the luggage can swiftly envelope the midge, enclosing around our quarry a calm and absolute darkness. The midge is also secured and inconspicuously portable. Also, don't be afraid of meat hooks, although those sold to the bondage community are more broad and actually better at scooping a midge up by their clothing with minimal tearing of their toy doll garments. Although far less sexy, any net and sack will do but do be careful you keep the midges separate until you can bring them to whatever sparse habitat you've prepared and can observe their social patterns directly. So long as you are swift and confident, 99% of midge abscondments will result in a submissive, befuddled midge, whose desperation and helplessness will incline their brains to trust their captors even though such a thing is pitiful and untrue. If you have an appetite for risk, your midges might be highly sought after companions for lonely rich people so ferry them some place discrete and do so with the utmost tenderness.
Alexander Cook
Walk ovet
Jackson James
Is Willow actually any good?
Jason Jackson
walk over*
John Kelly
step over him and keep walking because 6'3" master race
Ethan Allen
Thank you, kike
Nicholas Miller
The best movie ever made.
Gabriel Rodriguez
Steal his spaceship
Xavier Lewis
Well its not midget porn?
Liam Reed
I'll give it a watch then.
Zachary King
Midget thinks he can take down 4chins.
Carter Bailey
Ask him if he knows Santa
Isaiah Watson
Thanks mongoloid
Dominic Gutierrez
>making fun of someone about something he had no control over
Yes this is Jow Forums territory.
Justin Edwards
Someone please edit this to have his head.
Camden Bell
I admire the guy. I would have suicided myself in my teens or something
Christian Perry
Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.
It'd suck being a midge.
James Roberts
PECK!!!
Aaron Torres
Wtf does this midge think he can even get from here? Our will to live?
David Perry
so Jow Forums literally did nothing wrong
Luis Jones
Shapiro is successful, famous, and has a wife and kids.
Austin Sullivan
This one is 100% on /tv/
Chase Flores
Anthony Perry
Not bad leaf
Christopher Nelson
Ben, don’t you have better things to do? Like make a tent you can live in from your sister’s bra?
Ian Fisher
I saw it as a kid, but I liked it then.
Easton Jenkins
>tfw you will never defile abigail shapiro
Evan Ortiz
Angel Gutierrez
this is destiny now
feel old yet?
Elijah Green
WILLOW /1988/ ENGLISH FULL MOVIE
Easton Rivera
>defile
I just wanna make sweet sweet love to her
Dylan Davis
Exquisite taste my friend
Blake Foster
Jace Kelly
They’re a bunch of degenerate retards. But honestly /tv/ is pretty based
Nolan Lopez
imagine never being able to just buy clothes without having them tailored for your proportions
Samuel Thompson
Only if i could paperbag her ugly jew face
Joseph Ross
Based and redpilled
Ethan James
Carter Adams
I don't know this guy...
But from the few pictures I saw, he seems to a smiling little thing.
This is a rare thing in our current timeline... so please, leave him alone!
Jose Cox
What's with all the Warwick Davis threads?
Isaiah Perez
>war isn't on its way
Levi Rivera
He declared war on 4chins
Brody Ward
Top kek.
Midgets get shorter by the minute
Kevin Morris
They literly put him in the show and have cartman fight him. Such meme potential youtube.com
Henry Turner
id run him down quickly for you......in minecraft of corse.
Parker Miller
The hacker named 4chin would have gotten away with it if not for those meddling midgets.
Aaron Thompson
Parker Scott
Based and Willowpilled
Jaxon Ramirez
Okay, but why?
Easton Cook
Real talk Velma is hot.
Asher Lopez
>/tv/ being mean to midget for months
>somehow he found out then flipped out
Jonathan Gutierrez
Manlets, when will they learn?
Hunter Hill
Realize the power is in my finger and flick an acorn at him.
/thread
Jeremiah Fisher
midge
William Roberts
Punts across wetroom
Landon Moore
oh shit, i never realized that was supposed to be him
great episode
Asher Hill
She looks like John Cusack.