>Danny Baker fired from BBC Radio 5 Live over 'racist' royal baby monkey tweet
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>Actor Warwick Davis slams social media companies for allowing abuse against him to go unchecked
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>European elections 2019: Labour can unite our country, says Corbyn
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>Sir Cliff Richard urges MPs to give suspects accused of sexual offences anonymity - but critics say ‘chilling’ move could allow rapists to go free
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Fuck England
Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.
It'd suck being a midge.
scare the tories shitless, they better deliver brexit if they start seeing westminster polls below 20%
This is how the seats will look like, now lets hope other polls show similar results
just bit the inside of my cheek chewing my tea lads, it made a crunching sound
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What's the fuckin' point lads?
Brexit party official political broadcast:
why are you so mad that me and my family get invited to fancy dress parties and you don't?
Oh god they're all hideous, is this really what British "people" look like?
Are Nige is playing 4D underwater backgammon. He will disband the Brexit Party after the European Elections, join the Tories, and become Prime Minister by default.
>thread splitting
yes
The aristocracy, yes. The dirt farmers are shorter and wider.
pretty good desu
fucking hell Ann Widdecombe has left pruning the Hydrangea a bit late!
'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.
As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.
>pic related
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Not being funny but why did he decide to have 3 kids?
>it's afraid
The brexit party logo is so effective. Literally tick here for brexit. their poll numbers are probably under reported.
>he will cuck after he cucks and become leader of the cuck party
Really 4D.
that's some juicy cope
Or brexit party becomes majority and he just becomes PM in his own party.
Imagine that, a man can make his own party and not only become the majority in parliment but also become PM in the first election of party history. The madlad!
I require his daughters nudes, I won't make any bones about it, I require them purely as stimulus inturn aiding masturbation
Has Karl Pilkington been investigated by the police for the Warwick Davies post? I recall that they didn't get along on the TV programme they did.
>brexit could win a general election
lel
So what's the most likely outcome from the EU elections? By that I mean what will the tories do? Let's assume the brexit party win with similar results as the recent poll. Will the tories finally go down a no deal route, or will they still be half arsed cucks and do nothing about may, and extend again at the end of October?
fantastic this will serve me well
i think the tories might be beyond any hope of a comeback now.
they'll probably fuck things up even more before we finally get them out of office though
As much as I hate anglos, I think the 16-22 year old slags in England are hot thanks in part to being such utter trash. You want to do blow with them and have heart palpitations during a mind blowing orgasm dumping gallons of seed in that wretched anglo twat.
saw on one of the front pages today that the Tories can't even afford the rent on the party HQ any more.
donors are fleeing in droves.
Ok bong/pol/, let's play, snog/marry/fuck/assault/murder
MODS = GODS
>Making fun of a national treasure
Kill yourself lanklet
That user from yesterday was right about the front page of the Sun today.
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Apparently there's a poll from the telegraph coming out at 11 that shows brexit party ahead of the tories in a Westminster election
you sound desperate lad go have a wank you incel
Telegraph teasing their poll tonight is even more shocking.
It's so obviously a Murdoch smear for the Tories
A MASSIVE cheer goes up as Nigel takes down ambitions of a European army.
>"I'd rather put the future trust and security of this country with the 5 EYES, and America with NATO than any EU army led by Brussels."
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He could run over an OAP in the middle of town and people would still vote for whatever party he puts his name on
It's a literal non-story though. Farage's driver hit someone. Let me know when Farage pulls a Prince Phillip.
any actual proof?
and the most hilarious thing is that no-one cares
3, 4, 5, 1, 2
i doubt this would happen in a real election though
>nige hit piece
>give may more time
>advert is full of nonwhites
>nonwhite royal baby
>"the people's paper"
Who reads this trash?
source?
SLOPPY JOB NIGEL
Brainlet factory workers
will BREXIT party crash EU from within with no survivors?
It's funny because inside the paper the Sun actually endorses a vote for the Brexit party.
van drivers
Cabbies. Lots of cabbies.
>Nigel F-Farage is a t-t-traitor
>sloppy j-job Nigel...
If Brexit is anything less than a total disaster for the UK it'll be the end of the EU. That's probably why Merkel is so intent on making sure UK has a hard break from the union with no deal. She wants the UK is suffer for not bending the knee.
Give them a national socialist paper to read instead.
got tits in it though dunnit?
GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS
why would they read the morning star
>no deal
>suffering
*puts 800% tariff on german cars*
Will it have tits and/or footie scores in it?
>read
imagine thinking that people who buy The Sun don't just look at the pretty pictures with the story condensed down to a 3 word, large bold font headline.
even number 4?
Wholesome natural titties and human excellence through sport align with the tenets of national socialism.
Opinium put tories 1 point ahead of brexit party, Telegraph editor has called their poll tonight's 'real bombshell'. Telegraph tends to release their front page at 11. Ergo, poll with brexit party ahead of tories to release at 11
Technically speculation but I don't see what else he could mean
sound
isn't that the daily star
either it's time worth spent or time i've wasted
>muh maddie
>Opinium put tories 1 point ahead of brexit party, Telegraph editor has called their poll tonight's 'real bombshell'. Telegraph tends to release their front page at 11. Ergo, poll with brexit party ahead of tories to release at 11
Probably hyping it up for nothing
don't waste it
Sunday Sport once again confirmed as the official paper of brit/pol/
>a Yank not understanding how our electoral system works
Imagine my shock
my numbers are the percentage of daily star readers that read 'furore' as 'fury'.
*takes 6 weeks holiday*
Well lads it’s official, started my hrt today, I’m now a cute girl uwu
What the majority party/government doesn't get to choose the pm?
Where is Thomas Hamilton when you need him?
don't >> me if you're going to say something basic you incel
BIG STRONG AMERICAN makes an appearance
That's completely at odds with how our electoral system works and could never actually happen, but since a BIG STRONG AMERICAN said it the fabric of reality must bend to accommodate
Please, impart more of your vast and transcendant knowledge my wise and attractive friend
no girls on the internet, so get gone
People will continue arguing about Bregzit and Corbyn’s economic plan when our country looks like this.
I thought you were quoting Tusk but now I see you were just writing trash. Sorry.
Good luck with the suicide attempt. Remember, if you do it right the first time you'll never have to do it again
UKIP should just call it a fucking day and tell every single supporter to vote for Brexit Party.
sorry for offending you by taking class a's and having sex you bitter virgin
don't want the brexit party to peak too soon desu
sticking the head above the parapit will get opposition organised (ie greens/cuk/lib dems) who are still quite fragmented
My biggest fear is they force May's shit deal through as a result of the brexit party threat before the Euros without even fucking thinking hoping this solves things for them
why do you envy her?
UKIP is made up of the salty anti-Farage brigade