Your prophet 2000 years ago was a cult leader

He is dead.

No he didn't resurrect.

When you die you won't be with your god.

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I wonder who's behind this post

Satan was actually the first atheist.

He got Adam and Eve banned from Eden using science.

All so he could shove Eden up his ass in peace.

People ressurect everyday OP you just need to belieb id

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he wasnt a prophet, he was God

it would actually be inder the "Tragety" or "Drama" section

Who would even want to be with Jesus after death? It would be like rock concert with you and all the other people who ever died wanting to hang out with Jesus. Fuck that normie stuff.

That doesn't explain the miracles

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You will go to hell though

Nah all the drama is shallow and the tragedies are done and fixed by a bipolar omnipotent force that's like an austitic child playing with action figurines

Still tho its pretty meta for its time so that's why it's a classic

"LOOK AT ME I'M AN ATHEIST, LOOK AT MEEEEEEE"

Probably wouldn't say the same about Islam.

So? You know it's meant to be a faith, right, not reason.

The bible is fiction though. Written just as any classic literary work of fiction would be written, except the bible itself is a collection of fictional stories.

It has never been demonstrated that miracles ever occurred or can occur. Miracles are a meme, user. Just like god.

Have sex

reason trumps faith unless you want to be like these fine gents

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He also wasn't white

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So is the Qu'ran and Talmud

What about the miracle of us coming from frog shit and rot?

No shit.

What the fuck are you talking about?

He was never real in the first place.