Ay Tony, these fuckin Joos claimin they invented pizza now

oy vey its anuddah calzoah

is this not at least technically possible since jews are 50% mednigger shitalians?

get bent we're still paranoid from the spanish raping. you burgers stole ganga culture and niggerized it.

now they've gone too fucking far

Is there nothing they won't steal or try to claim credit for?

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Yeah, slavery.

THEY ARE APPROPRIATING /ourpizza/ LITTLE CAESARS!!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=nn-zYXfdi1Y

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>kikes invented the dish best known for being served with both meat and cheese

Fuck off schlomo

The Jews invented Cheese Pizza? Sounds right to me.

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Hol up
*Adjusts Yarmaluke*
Is you sayin that
*Kvetches*
We
*suffers an asthma attack*
Invented pizza and shit

ha it's funny because Tony is italian...

One of the few things they did on their own.

YA THINK YA PICCANTE PEPPERONI DONCHA?

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It’s flatbread with sauce, cheese and toppings

I don’t get why everyone gets so worked up about the origin

It’s a pretty basic dish

It’s like when every variety of Greek, Turk and middle easterners tried to claim they invented the kebab, giros, etc. it’s fucken flat bread with filling it’s not that complicated guys I’m sure many people figured out it tastes good

Because next they'll claim they invented Ferrari too.
Give them an inch and they start we wuz romans

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Ofc they did the Jews were always bringing shit to Europe from the Ottoman Empire

Truth. I suppose I should have asked, is there nothing *positive* they won't steal or try to claim credit for?

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Everything east of Austria is Turkish don’t forget it

The (((media))) thinks they won because they threw such a shitfit and got all the normies REEEEEEEEed up against anyone who talked about it. But we haven't forgotten, you fuckers.

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>kikes invented the dish best known for being served with both meat and cheese
>Fuck off schlomo

i thought i read something where they aren't allowed to mix meat and cheese in dishes?
milk (cheese) from the mother cow should never be combined with the calf or something because it's a seriously severe sin.

that would rule out pepperoni too since that contains a mix of beef and pork and chicken eyelids.

also isn't leavened (risen) bread a sin for them?
last time i checked you use yeast to rise the pizza dough (i make 'em from scratch at home)

also also traditional italian pizza typically does not use tomato sauce - that is a relatively recent italian american development (a very good one however).

so what did these jews actually invent? flat, unleavened bread with some cheese or veg on it?
wow that's fucking original.
what the fuck is a tortilla or whatever.

this story makes no fucking sense.

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but pizza base isn't a flatbread, it's leavened with yeast

Mixing cheese and meat is non-Kosher so they can't claim credit for good pizza.

Yep. Never to mix meat and dairy on the same plate. Then again, Jews are well known for their "One rule for me and another for thee, goyim" bullshit, so meh.

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>its funny because jewish tv show said Jews are really just normal people like us

little caesers is fucking disgusting

that IS funny
lol. haha

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The researcher must be claiming that some specific person figured out cheese on flatbread. This of course ignores the entire history of pastoralists and farmers in the Near East.

Same for Indians
youtube.com/watch?v=hjWd9a8Ck8U

up-voted

whoops,
*haha. lol

I thought they hated ovens.

Underrated

You're disgusting.

by toutatis, even without the buggers broadcasting communism logo in the topleft, that thumbnail is fucking obnoxious and an obvious no-click zone

look at those hooting nigger lips, fuck

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> pipul about pizza

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Diet

I was always told Italians are Jews that never learned to read.

How?
By being the pizza?

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>some specific person figured out cheese on flatbread
heeb magic. terrifying stuff

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pizza is a jewish invention?
makes sense. pretty much just matza with fake blood on it.

Nothing more needs to be said.

>cheese on flatbread

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No we lerned to reed

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Underrated.

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considering the jews fucking murder the son of God I don't think they are really worried about sin

How about you go get your fucking shine box?

Is pizza now the official food of the oven-dodgers?

mixing cheese and meat is as basic as peanut butter and jelly. WhoTF would forbid that?

Italians were playing "football" a long early than english people. But was in England that modern football was born. If a jew a zillion years ago put some chese on a bread that doesn't mean he invented pizza.

Aye ton, these yids are going too far, think its time we wacked em

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the jew on right is well dressed, new pants, clean white shirt.....hum, I wonder if this photo was staged?

*cough*

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>Wait, are you saying kikes claim credit for shit they didn't do?

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How hot does do I need to be

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Do they really want the Romans to go buck nuts on them again???

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jesus christ. they never quit

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Well they're both backstabbing nepotistic cretins so there's that.

Again with the rape of the culture.

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Aliens did pizza

Honestly I’m surprised they aren’t claiming niggers invented pizza.

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Apologize to pizza right now.

wtf
>stainless steel
>thermite
>nuclear chain reaction
>the remote control

so 9/11 was "real". isreal.
... how long had they spent planning this?!
i'm scared

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WE

>Italians
>Normal people

Pick one

when they tried it with rock and roll no one believed them

>Jews can't have dairy and meat together
>invent pizza
Really vortexes my cortexes

>he's anti pizza

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>filename

Top kek

lol says the uncultured swine that puts LC in their mouths

Jews don't really have their own food besides matzo. Everything else was borrowed from their host countries

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dominos is ok in poland, just be sure to order the pepperoni underneath the cheese (pepperoni pod serum)

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>jews invented pizzagate
it all makes sense now

>niggers invented pizza
they did, Egyptians were black and the Jews invited pizza under Egyptian bondage, so.....

Then how does the pepperoni cook and get toasty?

people in my country think dominos is pizza

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Imagine thinking the only worthwhile television show ever produced is Jewed. Found the Jamal Ginsburg

well, we also think that freshly chopped up and paki/albanian/whatever/turk-raped white British native schoolgirl is good kebab meat when you get the munchies after 10 pints of stella so dominos is a step up from that, at least.

nice bit of spunky secret recipe mayo in the "stuffing"

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Kebab is amazing when u are pissed tho

imagine not realising that every single tv show, film, newspaper and so on has been jewed since somewhat before Great Britain lost the world wars to the americans and jews.

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I've had pizza from all over the world and dominos beats 95% of them all, honestly

i wouldn't know, i don't touch that shit.
something to be said for being a life-long veggie (yes, from birth) in his mid 30's.

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