Modest Proposals for New States

Long Island splits from New York.
Jackson splits from Florida.
Western Oregon and Washington form Cascadia, eastern portions form Oregon or Washington, no real name definite.
Jefferson splits from California.

More: Puerto Rico and Columbia (DC) become states.

More radical proposals:
The panhandle and portions of west Texas split to form Lamar, taking the Oklahoma Strip.
All lands south and west of the 87 highway split and form Lincoln.
The remainder of Texas absorbs Geer county from Oklahoma, or even all of Oklahoma itself, and remains Texas.
The southern portion of California, about Bakersfield and everything south of it, splitting and forming Mojave, optionally taking Las Vegas with it.
The Mormon Corridor in southeastern Idaho goes to Utah.
The Upper Peninsula goes to Wisconsin.
The Dakotas merge to form Dakota or Lakota, alternatively.
The Northern Panhandle of West Virginia goes to Pennsylvania.
Virginia's portion of the Delmarva are given to Maryland.
The Appalachian lands to the west of the I-81 in Virginia go to Kentucky.

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pennsylvania needs to be split. east and west PA have nothing in common

long island needs to literally split and float away into the ocean and all its inhabitants eaten by sharks.

meanwhile, in the real world
These "liberal" areas are generating most of America's wealth, massive cash cows. Separating away from them will turn upper state NY or Northern California into another Kansas

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don't forget to wall off shitcago

Scholomo still trying to divide and rule. Open borders for Israel first. Then we’ll take your kikey suggestions into consideration.

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So let us go and you can have even more money

And we can have our ARs

Stunned at your insight.

Split Illinois should happen.

Some better new states would be north and south Baja California, Alberta, Cuba, the Bahamas, and the Philippines

I seriously don't understand your gun obsession, what is wrong with you?
Do you masturbate your gun every night or something?

babbys first reverse shilling

Is there something wrong with being gunsexual bigot? Check your privilege city imperialist.

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We should just finish Polk's job and Annexico. We would fix their problems quick.

Cuba should be taken back, rightful Gringo clay.

Give us back the Philippines.

Also Canada deserves to be ours.

I feel we should cede Puerto Rico, it leeches off of America and doesn't contribute anything back. We could try to sell it back to Spain but we would have to clean it up quite a bit

>brevard county
>blue
GET THE FUCK OUT

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oh yeah I can't wait for all of mexico, cuba and the Philippines to be given the right to vote.

no thanks bud. At least Canada's states could be rearranged to favor us post-invasion.

How much of it is software vs how much is industrial? Software is coming to an end in terms of growth, advertisers are already starting to see it with facebook and youtube.

Lmao Melbourne will turn that place blue in no time pal. How many east coast liberals, how many NY and NJ Italians and Jews are moving there all the time?

>New York
Jews/Banks/Stock Exchange

>CA
Jews again
Plenty of conservatives who own much of the wealth in this state too.
Online tech giants are just modern day ponzi schemes.

>Dallas/Houston/Midland
almost all oil based economic and is definitely not "liberal".
all of the poor liberals in these cities contribute jack shit to the economy.

>Chicago
White commuters from the suburbs who flee the city after dark to the relative safety of their white enclaves.
Most of the wealth in Chicago is in white conservative hands or Asians

Tired of liberals trying to claim ownership to America's wealth when it's mostly white conservatives that historically generated the wealth of the nation.
Liberal drones are just cattle that are expendable who possess a false sense of security.

By long island do you mean the entire geographic island or do Brooklyn and queens (not culturally considered long island) go with it?

Look at the map. The name Long Island makes the most sense.

None. It's all Pennsy faggots, hence the Yuengling, Wawa, scrapple sold in publix, Tastykake, etc.
Brevard is the reddest county in Central Fl.

Well being from NY, most people from Brooklyn and queens don't consider themselves long islanders and like I previously stated, the culture between the two burrows and the 2 counties that make up long island are entirely different.

What the fuck are you on about, he literally just said he wants his AR how the actual fuck does that translate to gun obsession

What if there was a way to just make NYC separate from the rest of NY? Give it to NJ maybe. And just because I hate the city of buffalo let's sell them to Canada. Then NY will be Red af

And the problem is?

Yet.

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>lamar
no
also
>detroit splits and becomes shaniquatania
>chicago splits and becomes shitarvariopolis
>pittsburg becomes quindariusland
>SF becomes new new delhi
>LA becomes Browntown
>NYC becomes Zion
and then they all get nuked

City faggots think money is the end-all be-all of happiness. To hell with mental and physical health and quality of life.

>Puerto Rico
>state
They can be their own nation. Fuck letting them move around the U.S. freely. They have been making more of a move north east.

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>The Upper Peninsula goes to Wisconsin.
Fuck off.

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Little Egypt in Illinois. And reunite West Virginia and Virginia.

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fuck off

Truly horrendous map.

> ... and that's a good thing!

Thant just proves his point. The more far out east you go the redder it gets. I think Queens and Brooklyn are complete and utter shit compared the the 2 island's counties.

I have little faith in these sate division schemes. It seems like they always flare up on Jow Forums the vanish entirely within a few months.
They never have any staying power in the public eye, can anything be done to rectify that?

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White ethnostate when?

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That's because Jow Forums in an anonymous site with thousands of visitors from around the world with a massive variety of aims, goals, and beliefs. Stuff like this takes grassroots organization and the stones to take on the media empires when they call you racist for splitting apart a state. Look at Liberty, the project to split Washington into two states by rep. Matt Shea. It's a slow beginning, but he's got the political clout and know-how to make it work.

start a poster campaign

And?

Not a chance. Too many far leftists in the I-5 corridor.