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>tfw carpenter
>tfw single mom raised me
>tfw live in the holly land
Am i the next jesus?
>Jesus was a jew
>His mother was a jew
>His father was a jew
>Christians worship jews
makes sense
Gas the kikes first, if Christians defend them, gas them too.
The most important qsn: Did your mom cuck your dad with 3 "wise men" and no one knows who your real daddy is?
In the Bible they finger Mary to see if she is still a virgin.
Fuck off and go take a dump.
no you ARE jesus, the first messiah was fake, you however are the real deal, go tell all the rabbis.
Just did
fake not runny enough for a street shitter
My mind goes like this
>ok i know jews religion and I'm familiar with their god
>ok so i heard your story i think i can buy it the jewish god did this to you
>ok but my wifes son has features that dont belong to her
>ok so these other genes must come from god that means god has features similar to my wifes son
>ok my wifes son ok. Ok.
>ok i have to trust her.
>ok fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ok ok keep calm. Fucking cheating bitch
>ok god jew god is now my wifes son god he no longer is the jews god. Ok. I have to pray to my wifes son.
>oh dear jew god the seed was strong he looks nothing like my wife. That cheating bitch fucking someone end me.
Dude some blue monkey with 8 arms told me it's a god.
Idk, let's nail you to a cross and see if you come back a few days later.
You can drown yourself in your poo faggot
>be me
>dad's a king
>live in a place
>pretty comfy
>have a cute gf
>life is nice
>get kinda bored
>sneak out of the palace to see how others live
>see sick and dying people
>oh shit this gonna happen to me one day
>existential crisis kicks in
>try to find a way to cope
>ask some yogifags and spiritual guys wat to do
>they all spew some bullshit
>don't know what to do
>see some tree
>sit under that tree
>still getting those feels
>decide to find a way to cope myself
>keep sitting
>get a boner
>start picturing some hot thots
>this shit distracts me
>go no fap and keep sitting
>starve
>keep sitting
>some girl came up to me and gave me some rice
>ah fuck it I'll eat I guess
>after starvation rice tastes fucking amazing
>huh don't need fancy food from the palace I see
>the girl was nice
>decide I'll cope with death by being a nice guy and muting my internal monologue from time to time
>also think that pleasurable things make us too spoiled, that time when I starved and did no fap I eventually felt ok so if we don't focus on those pleasurable things we might be better
>this is a nice cope I'll go tell other people about it, maybe it'll help some people like me that have existential crisis
JOSEPH SCREAMS IN ANGER WHEN HE DISCOVERS THAT SHE IS PREGNAAAANT
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>>decide I'll cope with death by muting my internal monologue from time to time
Is this the ultimate peacepill?
You don't know your bible, do you? It's "gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh". GOLD, due, GOLD.
Read Matthew 2:1–12 which describes the visit of the three wise kings (none of them are described as African American - they are WISE MAN FROM THE EAST, not the West, as in EAST, as in Asia, they are 3 kings or wise men from Persia or China) in this manner:
In the time of King Herod, after Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judea, wise men from the East came to Jerusalem, asking, "Where is the child who has been born king of the Jews? For we observed his star at its rising, and have come to pay him homage." When King Herod heard this, he was frightened and all Jerusalem with him; and calling together all the chief priests and scribes of the people, he inquired of them where the Messiah was to be born. They told him, "In Bethlehem of Judea; for so it has been written by the prophet: 'And you, Bethlehem, in the land of Judah, are by no means least among the rulers of Judah; for from you shall come a ruler who is to shepherd my people Israel.'" Then Herod secretly called for the wise men and learned from them the exact time when the star had appeared. Then he sent them to Bethlehem, saying, "Go and search diligently for the child; and when you have found him, bring me word so that I may also go and pay him homage." When they had heard the king, they set out; and there, ahead of them, went the star that they had seen at its rising, until it stopped over the place where the child was. When they saw that the star had stopped, they were overwhelmed with joy. On entering the house, they saw the child with Mary his mother; and they knelt down and paid him homage. Then, opening their treasure chests, they offered him gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh. And having been warned in a dream not to return to Herod, they left for their own country by another path.
Bruh the 3 Wise Men are India. Jesus Christ is Krishna. We have the same God as Hindus.
>Fiance clearly cheated on you
>Not throwing acid in her face
Meanwhile I real history, a few decades earlier the Roman backed Jewish king decided to kill all newborns fearing for his throne. Ancient times sucked balls for the most part
I forgot to say, at the time India was directly East of Jerusalem. Jesus traveled to India at some point in his life, studying under the Yogis and Monks. He brought back the concept of Karma to white people and they flipped their shit. The End.
Muslims didn't exist yet
You are right, I guess I have to do it the Assyrian way, flay her alive.
Well done.
Underrated
You know all the religions are some what linked it's just stupid people follow a book written from 2000 years ago, Ganesha has his head cut off by his father and he replaced it with an elephant head and Ganesha has a pet rat that talks nigga how high were people when they were writing that shit