Brit/pol/ - Rapist Sargon edition

links:
theguardian.com/politics/2019/may/11/remain-eu-elections-labour-heartland-change-uk-south-london
theguardian.com/society/2019/may/12/labour-would-trial-universal-basic-income-if-elected-john-mcdonnell-says
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7018785/Gavin-Williamson-says-Theresa-betrayed-Tory-party.html

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youtube.com/watch?v=fS8xikn17Ko
youtube.com/watch?v=O1cTiqXWKII
thesun.co.uk/news/8874870/norway-powerless-russian-invasion-putin-military-chiefs/
youtube.com/watch?v=Qz9I0WJxF84
youtube.com/watch?v=o6ZvylOSy5A
standard.co.uk/news/uk/essex-accent-named-as-sexiest-in-the-uk-a4139456.html
bigseventravel.com/2019/05/top-50-sexiest-accents-uk-ranked-2019/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost roll off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

It'd suck being a midge.

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Good Morning Everyone. Sunny day here but quite chilly too.

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Alright lads, about to go have a cheeky tenner on the Tory leadership race. Who's your money on and why?

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First for bringing back ousting.

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jpop lads
youtube.com/watch?v=fS8xikn17Ko

THREAD ANTHEM
youtube.com/watch?v=O1cTiqXWKII

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what are the odds on May being their last leader?

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based af

she is so brave

Watching JPOP/KPOP music videos makes me sad. Looking at their perfectly homogenous society, notice how their is no promoting of interracial relationships or rampant degeneracy in their videos. How far we have fallen.

Reminder that if you don't want Labour to win the next general election, you haven't worked it out yet.

This is especially so if you're thinking of voting T*ry to counteract this

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Are you guys willing to actually vote for him?

the best days

clear and crisp

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Poor lad. Even though he's a smugly chuckler fence sitter I'd still rather have him in the parliament than some commie trannies or basedboy cucks

Any science lads in to confirm this? Sounds like en haich ess lies.

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why do you all envy me for my drug-dependent, piglike lifestyle?

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What are the odds on none of these having seats after the next general?

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Dunno, I'll ask Saucy Sharon down at Ladbrokes in a bit.

Think they mean smoking cock mate. You got warts on your helmet then?

Reminder that the UK is the most cucked country on earth, probably in history.

Sargons views are considered "far right" in your country lmao

Coincidentally voting for the tories also results in no brexit at all.

besides UKIP is /ourparty/

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desperate establishment shills grasping at straws, we're going to get our own Trump/salvini hybrid

thesun.co.uk/news/8874870/norway-powerless-russian-invasion-putin-military-chiefs/
>'WE CAN'T DEFEND OURSELVES'

everyone should travel to the homogeneous parts of central/east europe and SE asia to see what kind of a future they should be fighting for

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This is the sole thing that will keep the Tories going: retarded boomers being scared out of their wits by red ties. Why can't they all just die already?

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why are you so mad that I'm above the law?

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youtube.com/watch?v=Qz9I0WJxF84
>Fuck em, and their law

I prefer the original anthem.
youtube.com/watch?v=o6ZvylOSy5A

>Farage comes from nowhere and comes second place
>hurr durr voting for Farage is a vote for Corbyn
this is just moronic. it implies anybody wants to keep the tories in power

Hes not wrong atm though. TBP are caning the tories, unless cringe uk start doing the same to labour, it leaves jezza free and clear. Especially in this shite fptp system

Probably, I dunno, it's a red spot. I shagged a slag on Friday and I don't think they appear so fast. Only noticed it at about 4am last night so havnt had time to get it checked out.

And? Lol, we are a small country

my nan takes a bigger dose in her bad toe?

>let's all vote for May because Corbyn
sounds pretty cucked to me

small and powerless

it's cancer

Essex Master race here.

Our accent has been voted the sexiest British accent.
How can Northernoids? Porridge Wogs, Sheep Shaggers, the Scouse Louse and other effluvia even complete?

standard.co.uk/news/uk/essex-accent-named-as-sexiest-in-the-uk-a4139456.html

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maybe from nicotine causing vasoconstriction and reducing blood going to the wart, slowing down your body removing it

At least not a total cucktopia

Lol, essex accent. The shrill cry of the slag in queue at KFC. Nice LARP kid.

>chav accent is the sexiest
and who voted on this?

>it leaves jezza free and clear
That's exactly what anyone with any sense wants.
>Le scary red tie man
>vote for blue tie to make sure no red tie
Toryboys are worse than UKIP shills

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She got a loicense for that mate?

You've probably got HVP which, depending on the strain, can be extremely carcinogenic. If you have one of those strains you won't be able to cum into a woman without giving her a huge cancer risk now.

Nice cope.

Big Travel 7.

ok keep me updated

i fucking hope not but i doubt it

>Big Travel 7
i'm sorry, i don't speak roadman

I've been to Japan and it made me wish we still had a society as homogeneous as theirs.

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you've never been to Japan in your life LARPcel

That actually sounds like a plausible explanation.

Stop jumping to conclusions it might just be a pimple

bigseventravel.com/2019/05/top-50-sexiest-accents-uk-ranked-2019/

I really hope cuktig gets 0 seats.

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>bigseventravel.com/2019/05/top-50-sexiest-accents-uk-ranked-2019/
>Norfolk at number 11
Thass a gud'un

I think it's highly likely actually.
Why would a remainer vote for CUK when they could vote for LibDems or Green instead?

UKIP ARE FINISHED

I have actually.

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cities are where culture is created whether ruralites like it or not, and our cities are full of blacks and pakis stabbing each other and making shitty rap
compare that to how we used to be a few decades ago or how homogeneous countries are today, we have lost who we are

What a load of shite.

Pretty much. Pandered to the far-right and forgot that it's 90% of plebs in the centre who decide elections.

watching the old cromwell film rn lads.
what are some other comfy sunday films?

VOTING FOR THE TORY PARTY AT THE LAST GENERAL ELECTION HAS RESULTED IN NO BREXIT AT ALL

they are quite as homo people

Der Untergang
Zulu
The Great Escape

>18th. Multicultural London English (MLE)

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Ladbrokes say 2/1

Batten clearly doesn't understand why Nigel led the party to victory in 2014, and a big impact in 2015.

2/10 definitely would not rape.

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>pandered to the far-right
>far-right
Kill yourself cuckold

Name ONE position UKIP has, that is far-right

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Zulu is kino.
Great Escape is american shite.

>18th. Multicultural London English (MLE)

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you could try keep smoking but do groin stretches to keep blood saturated there

that, along with midland paki accent is just the absolute fucking worst.
keep hearing roadman accents on adverts more and more it's disgusting

I didn't say they were far-right, I said they pandered to them.

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they are pro rape

Don't forget the world's sexiest accent by the same lot, m8

Pic related is the constant stabbing pain at the back of Linecuck's mind

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Stunning and brave. Remember Jo Cox?

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How?

The Radio 2 DJ?

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Yeah I think i'll have to go to a clinic and get it inspected. Should probably quit smoking anyway.

>Yorkshire in general
>Leeds distinct to west Yorkshire

I was in Consiborough the other day and I couldn't understand a word. I'm from North Yorkshire and apparently we all sound the same.

no you haven't you pathetic liar

as long as linehan keeps bashing trannies i'll let the other pozzed shit he says go.
he's not important. it's only mumsnet that like him.

Brexit Party shills are idiots who don’t understand British politics.

are you still LARPing like you've had sex lmfao
brincels amuse me

Nope, they didn't

You are such a cuckold, that sanity itself is far-right. They are pandering to the average sane person, in opposition to the lunatic left/media. "Far right" imples some sort of extreme views.

Y’all think Sargon is playing around. He WILL GET THAT ASS, even if by burglary.

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post the fake polls again Chukka!

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Bridge over the river kwai

The man who would be king