Brit/pol/ - Sunday Nige Edition

European Parliament voting intention:

BREX: 27% (-1)
LAB: 25% (-1)
LDEM: 14% (+3)
CON: 13% (-1)
GRN: 8% (+2)
CHUK: 6% (-2)
UKIP: 3% (+1)

via @ComRes, 09 May
Chgs. w/ 07 May

im not a fucking shill. normal people don't want to rally around and defend someone making rape jokes. it's not hard to understand.

wtf happened to that thread?

Westminster voting intention:

LAB: 27% (-6)
BREX: 20% (+6)
CON: 19% (-4)
LDEM: 14% (+7)
CHUK: 7% (-2)
GRN: 5% (+2)
UKIP: 3% (-2)

via @ComRes, 09 May
Chgs. w/ 16 Apr

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Keanecels and their sobbing to the jannies got it deleted as per usual

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I'm building my Jerusalem.

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Holy kek.

twitter.com/britainelects/status/1127304570332426242

Is Farage going to become PM lads?

Revel in its glory.

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sounds like a LARP t b h kid
you've never been to a party, right?

>check the Marr hashtag after it happens, lots of people attacking the BBC and claiming it was an embarrassment for Marr
>look again now, blue checkmarks everywhere calling Farage "dangerous" and other buzzword shit
Twitter algorithms being put to work I see.

I bet Tommy's shaking

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i live like a pig

you're mad because I live like a pig?
why?

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I live like a pig and I'm above the law
that intimidated you, doesn't it?

you keep saying that but it's obvious you're just a pathetic LARPcel who wants to be me?

They would if they were good rape jokes. Dave Chappelle's last special was one long rape joke.. about Bill Cosby, the black super hero who rapes and saves people.

Jannies did a Shapiro

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you've just made quite a boring post, my friend, and I'd like you to apologise to the thread for it

this was unfunny

They'll probably just throw acid at him

pigs are clean animals

I'm in that screenshot 4 times.

So 66% against Brexit then

Good to know

genuinely curious why

Who's gonna win the Premiership today?

Thanks for letting me know?

im nodding out n im still BTFO the LARPcels ITT lmao
why are you all such easily outdone dullards?

you should probably get butthurt less often lol
then how come I live like a pig in an unclean house?

apologise to the thread for not being funny

i envy you

Truth teller is hated

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Nope, only CHUK, GRN and LDEM are against Brexit, so that's:
12+8+3=23%
BREX and UKIP are pro Brexit:
34+3=37%

Do we have to kick your ass again

Nope

I know
is it because I live like a pig or because I've singlehandedly undermined the British legal system?

I don't count LABCON for being either pro or anti brexit, because they're cuck parties who don't even know what they want, and their supporters are cucks too.

twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1127510300851343361

Amazing how quickly these fringe right wing lunatics fall apart on national television when confronted with their own ridiculous words.

NIGEL BTFO

Time to man up and carry on

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And majority of labour supporters plus good percentage of cons.

I'm something of a 'leading thinker' in brit/pol/ - my revolutionary philosophy of cocaine, oxycodone, alcohol, fast food and prostitutes has taken the political sphere by storm in general, but nowhere more so than in brit/pol/ - I'm considered part of the intellectual elite, so to speak, of this general

your thoughts are tedious, I've posted something more pertinent here

>Is Farage going to become PM lads?
i think we can do better than that lad

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Nigel said he thinks Sargon of Akkad is racist even though HE ISN'T. Vote UKIP and DO NOT vote for the brexit party.

Well seeing as both Labour and Conservative are both 'officially on the record' as saying they are 'respecting the referendum', that means in the Euros, which is a free vote, a vote for those parties means you support Brexit.

Frenchie BTFO

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This is a proxy fight which really has no purpose - if Brexit happens this election is worthless. So basically there is no reason if you are a leave supporter to vote for anyone else. All other votes are not Brexit votes

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I will be voting SNP

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Hes literally lost every election

how do i filter ? i have Jow Forums x but never had to use it before

I will be living like a pig
you've never had sex
lmao you actually use anti-bullying software?

>not using Jow Forums as moot intended

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Party not even a month old and it's second in a Westminster poll. That's unprecedented. If they can do targeted campaigning in all the leave voting constituencies, they could effectively concentrate their voteshare into a lot of seats. The main issue I foresee is the fact that they currently have no policies beyond brexit, so they're effectively all things to all people who support brexit. They can't continue that facade forever.

Just learn to ignore his posts, it's a skill you'll pick up in time if you shitpost on brit/pol/ long enough. I barely even notice his posts anymore, they do not register.

This is cope on a whole new level

Scottish independence is coming

Can't wait for the total collapse of Britbongistan.

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The key to an election win is the Norf. How can we make the Wildlings bend the knee to Farage?

who cares

Good. If the English could have voted, you'd have got it last time

Only for the Scots to become an EU satellite state. Nice one

Good, you're ruining the Leave/Remain ratio, and you contribute nothing now we've pumped all the oil out of the North Sea and the whole world is going electric. You're nothing anymore.

your envy is showing
stop bullying him, can't you see how sad it is that this poor boy has to use anti-bullying software to use Jow Forums without bursting into tears?
b o r i n g p o s t t b h l a d

why

Everyone forgets the English Democrats

Pic related

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Yeah. It laboir only said that to not get pilloried

Corbyn is a brexiteer because he is a stupid bastard, - if they had any other leader they would have been anti Brexit the whole time and fucked the conservatives up
Corbyn dithering is the reason the leave camp through lies and suborned votes got their tiny majority

It was a badly worded vote, a badly run vote, not constitutionally sound, and should not be respected.

"no more rape gangs"

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lol, thats the worst fucking shoop.

someone posted how many seats were projected and it was like 50 to labour's 300 because of fptp

one competitor less for European hegemony
Germany shall rule supreme

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I look forward to Jerry freezing to death again via Russians

All their candidates in my region are from the same family, seems a bit odd

>should not be respected
sounds like a dictatorship to me

6 Millionen hamma erledigt.

Its coming. Scotland will be independent within 10 years. Ireland will be United leaving just England and its retarded little brother Wales who are destroying themselves with Brexit

So just sit back and enjoy

Germany, you always do well in the first half, but you fall to shit after half time and never see it through.

based
youtube.com/watch?v=S7woEXovruc

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based and reichpilled

Mate nothing would be better. Scotland and NI are a drain on the economy. Cut them loose, watch and laugh as famine returns. I can't wait personally.

Enjoy your hard border, Scotcucks

>as moot intended
why would i want to do what that twink wanted. Instead i get all the conveniences of a well made plugin

thanks

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>next PM is either Corbyn or Farage

I fucking love this timeline. It's a fucking Blairite genocide.

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>football references
Why don't you talk about something your people actually can do well, like shagging sheep?

Still in the EU? Still in the EU.

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