Why German women don't know how to cook?

>Be me
>British Mother and Northern Italian father
>Always lived by my self alone because my mother and my father had to work a lot when I was very young.
>Learned how to cook and do all the stuff alone without my parent's help.
>Married a German girl
>She just go to the kitchen to wash the dishes.
>Can't do anything without my help.
Why do germans create their kids like that? Extremely dependent from their family and someone else? At least she have some good values.

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fried sausage is their culture... don't expect anything greater.

It's a problem with women in general, not only german women.

But even nigger women know how to cook.

Its cooked or grilled retard

>Why German women don't know how to cook? >Be me
>British Mother
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> british mother
> can't even type
100% terrone detected.

Memeflags = kike

Probably a refugee
The niggest of the niggers, opinion discarded.

Second that
Also, german girls arent teached how to cook because they get raped and stabbed at 18 yo anyway

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Cook what,sticks?

American flags = spic

that’s British culture too though

fried rice, jollof, light soup, groundnut soup, palmnut soup, okra soup, fufu, banku, meat pies, kenkey, banku all thier traditional foods plus the european dishes too...

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>one woman
>all germans

I like cooking and I know lots of dishes.

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googled it. Retarded names btw

Jollof is Rice with Manjok, Tomatoes and Fish.

fufu and banku is what we call Klöße in Germany
What's so special about that? Even retards could do this.

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G*rmans have never been known for their excellent cuisine.

but it's not bad either.
solid tasty plain fare

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Watch “the greatest story NEVER told“, then you'll understand better...

Because German women are just the nigger bitches of Europe.

Pretty clueless

Feminism. Being able to cook for them means being suppressed by patriarchy.

Say thanks to the ((social engineers)).

based

>tfw no German Hausfrau

Time to sauce me up my dude

Muslim women do cook. So yeah, German women do cook.

>Why German women don't know how to cook?
Here is a German girl cooking roasted pork knuckle. I love German food but I can only get it when local restaurants do an Oktoberfest menu
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>German girl
That's a gook you dumb ape

>that's a gook
Well, then what she is doing is cultural appropriation and she should not be doing that

Kek

Nice job mutting it up.
You're more mutt than I am, and I'm American.

I thought Germans were good at baking

You guys only eat beans bro

yes we have the best bread. Unlike US, England, Ireland and Scotland who only have soft white buns.
I really missed it when I was in UK. Greece also has bad bread.

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they also have carne asada which is pretty good.

You know he's talking about woman(female) not woman(male), so you can't really talk for german woman(female) my trans friend

Germans have germs anyways divorce her m8

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But really, expecting any western euro woman apart from italian and french to be feminine, you are tricking yourself

lmao as if mexican "cuisine" (literally adding cheese onto everything) was any better... a bastard shitty food culture for a bastard nigger mongrel country suck a dick faggot juan

It's still either one of the million variations of like 3 core types of Wurst or one of the gorillion variation of Schnitzel, and your signature mustard has SUGAR in it, ffs.
The German's idea of soup is called "Eintopf", or literally "(put everything in) One kettle".
God has cursed this wretched nation in more ways than one, their women smoke dick and cigs, have no tits, their porn is laugh and/or cringe-inducing, they are projecting their ass-loving anal fetish on Greek/Latin history to cope, can't cook for shit and have to rely on Arabs and Thaigooks to do it for them.
Bomber Harris should have done more and Soviet officers should have sicced their liberators on more Germans than just the ones in the East. We all know from that eternally-reposted pic how the Viennese women reacted to liberation, we can safely assume the behavior would have been consistent as far as the Ruhr and Rhine. Germany would have been greatly improved

So what you are saying is that women belong in the kitchen or the bedroom, should be barefoot and pregnant, that we should lower the age of consent, and engage in a little domestic discipline when required?

That we should vote for far right christian fringe groups that have no chance of winning, so that the mainstream parties (conservative / republicans) politicians will start to represent the above values and people like you? (moving the needle)

stop bitching and do something about it

klöße? nope. fufu is cooked plantain and cassava pounded with a mortar and pestle into a creamy soft paste. banku is made out of fermented corn dough. it tastes rather sour and you serve it with a spicy souce and dried fish.
jollof is basically a rice stew - similar to plov/pilaf.
>Even retards could do this
never said those dishes were haute cuisine
they're rather simplistic and "rustikal" like german or russian dishes.
btw to non germans klöße or schnitzel sound pretty stupid too, so get off your high horse

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>french
>feminine
Being a disgusting whore is not 'feminine'. It's better than being a discount man, but it's still not right.

feminism. cooking is suppression now

What the hell? Is that a turk with a nigress?

I actually wanted to make a joke about rape, but I cant think anything good

>married a bitch
>only after marriage realized she cant cook
based LARPer

The results of years of degeneration of their culture. She needs to be taught now. But they all do. And it is up to us to correct this social issue.

I've got one for the theme:
Nazi Germany

Race traitors in pic

Jews would disagree

Am white and I make better Mexican food than these monkeys do.

>We all know from that eternally-reposted pic how the Viennese women reacted to liberation
Which one? Post it, please?

They can't clean up either.
Apart from making babies, German women are almost useless.

They have been useless at that too for quite a while now

>have relatives in Germany
>they visit us
>my aunt complains about my moms cooking
>insists on making the next meal
>pasta dish with tomato sauce and peaches
>meat balls with no seasoning whatsoever and cooked to all hell
What did Germany mean by this?

but African dishes sound like toddler babbling.

Schnitzel and Bratwurst sounds at least based.

the reason why you are able to eat hamburgers and shit is because of germany
there is so much you dont know yet my little guy.

>we wuz hamburgers
Nearly as pathetic as Italian pizza larpers (both are as American as apple pie)

We make better hamburgers though.

The one where the eternally dumbfounded old German veteran recounted how the women of Vienna refused to conceal themselves and said of the comings liberators as much as "it's just a fuck"

you should try Käsespätzle

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>British Mother and Northern Italian father
>Married a German girl
kys

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if you north Italian why don't you give her some recipses? Gnocchi or Schlutzkrapfen fpr example?

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>italian father

Every time.

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God damn trips with fucking spaetzle
Every fucking time I go to Germany is spaezle everywhere
Good thing its 90% immigrants and I can have some pasta that isn't ruined from Italian plebs.