>wake up at 4 am to my TV blaring commercials
>cannot turn it off ever, only reduce the volume
>get up to get dressed, my closet display reminds me I need to buy more clothes with another advertisement
>whistle on my way to my car (not actually mine, I pay a subscription service to use it since private car ownership was deemed dangerous)
>my personal monitoring device vibrates in my pocket
>"You have been detected whistling a copyrighted tune"
>"swipe now to pay for whistling rights"
>get into my car
>it automatically starts and starts driving to work, commercials playing the entire time
>it is self driving so I watch the commercials on my dash tv
>car pulls into McDonalds
>"your car has detected low levels of food in your stomach, please eat now"
>try to engage manual controls
>not allowed
>try to change destination on car computer
>"Driver irrationality detected"
>car starts beeping loudly
>seatbelt pulls extra tight, not allowing me to move
>McDonalds workers rush out to my car and begin to force feed me
>choke to death on greasy burgers while a commercial for viagra blares in my ears
The year is 2050
Kek
I miss green text dystopia stories.
Continue sir you are not a fag.
>The year is 2050
not possible.
>first child born
>its male
>doctor circumcises him as soon as he slaps his ass
>kid screaming
>"Time for the vaccines"
>they inject my son 35 times while he lays bleeding from his penis
>he stops crying
>swells up the size of a ballon
>"your son is having a bad reaction, he is probably malnourished"
>they feed him a mcdonald's burger they ran through a blender
>he is now totally silent and only sits motionless staring at the ceiling
>doctor installs a TV and that plays the finger song on loop on the ceiling so he can see it
>injects him 24 more times
>"Now your boy is safe from vaginal cancer"
>get bill
>$460,059,350
>pretty cheap birth
>kid dies soon after
>hospital bills me for his funeral while they toss him into an incinerator
The EU have just passed a law to force all new cars to have a 'speed limiter' by GPS, if the road is 30mph you will not be able to go faster.
>only reduce the volume
You paid extra.
>driving down a hilly road
>speed limit is 55
>as I go downhill the car accidentally accelerates to 58
>car wheels lock in place flipping me over the barrier and down the hill
>get mailed my speeding ticket while I recover in the hospital
here come dat nightmare
Jesus H. Christ...
Yes. It should be 2035
You forgot the part where they draw his blood 100 times for "tests" and strap on something that checks his blood pressure while leaving it on.
I laughed several times in your story. This should be a short film.
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>get up to get dressed, my closet display reminds me I need to buy more clothes with another advertisement
Again you paid extra mine buys that automatically even if that shit already maxed my credit.
>try to engage manual controls
That's an old model, I'm surprised thy even allow you on the roads with that clunker, new ones have none of that.
>try to change destination on car computer
AI makes a schedule, every device is synced, and you respect it, again clunker, I bet you get fined every day until you change it.
>...viagra blares in my ears
>VR goggles drop on your face from your ceiling
>some porn filled with product placement starts
>pocket pussy wanks you off while your cum and shit fuels the car.
All advertisers are scum
They invested heavily into brain washing and manipulation, ads are literally psyche cancer.
Just take the bike you cuck
>that plays Peppa the pig in space
Bikes have been banned
It was dereailing the flow traffick of the self driving cars
Fuck man, better time travel back here to 2019 user, that future of yours sounds rough as shit
*derailing
Tfw it only gets worse
based and prophetic