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>#BREAKING: Four commercial vessels were targeted by acts of sabotage near UAE waters - United Arab Emirates Ministry of Foreign Affairs said Sunday
UAE is closely allied with Saudi Arabia and Israel in the anti-Iran axis. inb4 the """sabotage""" was carried out by US or Saudi special forces. Probably Saudi.
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fuck I wish I saved the inb4 source guy that posted images hours ago
Jewish States of America can't take out Vuvuzuela what makes you think you can take out a mountanous hellhole armed with nukes
wew lad guess I'm going to war
Oh wait my command hasn't said shit yet and they love itching and kvetching about war.
They fucking text me "mobilization likelihoods" or some shit like that. And I've gotten fucking NOTHING about this.
Will update in an hour if this isn't a giant fucking nothing.
If I'm wrong we both win though, would love to bury hajis in pig skin
what would happen if Iran sinks some of these
We have weapons that far surpass nukes. If things ever did get bad enough we could easily wipe the entire planet and repopulate.
There is far more Jewish will behind destroying Iran than Venezuela, which means acceptable collateral damage and civilian deaths on the Iranian side which means extensive bombing campaign is possible.
PRINT MONEY OUT OF NOTHING AND USE BLACK GOO FROM THE DESERT, GOYIM, IT IS THE ONLY WAY
WTF I CAN'T WAIT TO DIE FOR ISRAEL NOW
>what would happen if Iran sinks some of these
Pigs would fly. Iran being a threat to US carriers is a meme entirely depending on the Millennium Challenge wargame from years ago.
GEOTUS is just baiting Israel into doing something blatant and stupid so we can publicly turn on them. He knows who did 9/11.
>and repopulate
With American genes I can only see a future of the sewers from Futurama. Filled with assorted mutants, each pretending there's nothing wrong with the other
Also that is the Queen Elizabeth.
>GEOTUS is just baiting Israel into doing something blatant and stupid so we can publicly turn on them. He knows who did 9/11.
>Pigs would fly.
so how do those carriers block missiles?
Lol, the laziness and lack of trying it's honestly hilarious at this point
The Jews Huberous will be their downfall
I'll make sure to bang your wife while you're gone.
Good goy/useless mutt.
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You really don't think they have a embryo storage vault similar to the ones that store seeds?
Ive been waiting 6 years for the bombs to fall. Itll never happen we're in hell this is forever
I think you severely over estimate our military's technology. Working with it, I can tell you that we do not employ supra-nuclear pacification tech (quark bomb type), nor do we have much in terms of counter nuclear (THAAD batteries are the most effective at the moment and their failure rate single layer is painful, multi-layered THAAD is pretty based though, talking like 2% probability of failure).
>repopulate the planet
Dude whatever post-nuclear hellhole survivors pop out aren't going to be concerned with the United States Government lmao.
You're a literal delusional fascist the state is neither so trustworthy nor competent. I work for them.
How the fuck do you sabotage 4 commercial vessels?
lmao take a number, divorced her ass.
Imagine Bolton is having a fucking orgasm and Jacking off to pictures of Trump.
>Jews still haven't built their third faggot temple
Not really happening yet
that's why they bring patriots, that said I think if Iran sends enough missiles at once not all may be intercepted, see israel
>How the fuck do you sabotage 4 commercial vessels?
>Working with it, I can tell you that we do not employ supra-nuclear pacification tech
If you were working on it you wouldn't "exist" and you definitely wouldn't have access to the outside world.
This.
I wish so hard I could put his kids/friends/friends' kids in theatre. Show them what it's like to shit in MRE bags and fire team formations.
I wonder if he'll still have such a hard on when I put his fucking kids next to me as we're facing whatever zog-tier "problem" they want us to "solve."
Lol worked at white sands and can confirm you don’t know dick
US had things that would be declared “magic” if seen by the general public
>quark bomb
never heard of it, just reading up on it, is this even a thing/ possible?
isn't blocking harder than shooting them?
also this
>if Iran sends enough missiles at once not all may be intercepted
>sloobi jyorb muazo0ad
They have escorts of subs, destroyers and frigates
>also believe in reptilian elite
you are still young, get your shit together
rip to all amerifriends who are going to be dying selflessly for israeli expansion
This is from an unknown twitter journalist with hardly any retweets. This is literally fucking nothing
Justified war. America probably kind of wants that right now.
kek
That's a bit of projection there. There are people that don't exist, but they are human.
>isn't blocking harder than shooting them?
Yes, all else being equal. That's why carriers near Iran come with enough escorts to defeat a worst-case Iranian saturation attack.
Note also that it is way harder to find a carrier that doesn't want to be found than you would think. It is likely that any conflict would see Iranian anti ship missiles destroyed on the ground.
>t15 yo
Iran has full on taken over American and Britt vessels, shot and sank Saudi ships and even had limited skirmishes with the us navey in the 1980’s
A war won’t start over some “sabotaged” commercial ships
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I work within our military. As a reserve officer. In a unit that mobilizes frequently.
I have friends that work in the Mountain on Oahu, as well as in blackworks in Trinity.
I have seen some fucked shit, but what you think exists and what actually exists are two completely separate things.
We have NOT, I repeat, NOT developed weapons tech that surpasses nuclear weapons in terms of raw devastation and speed. Nor have we some magical "repopulation" technology.
You sound like a tinfoil retard lmao, go enlist if you want to see some fucked shit.
Also ayy lmaos are real DoN finally blew the lid on that bitch, the spoiler is this: the ammonia the civvies found on Mars is made by non-sentient life, but there is sentient life that's out of our league that's visiting and studying us regularly. We have no fucking clue how to contact let alone stop them. If they wanted us dead we'd be dead already and it's why most of the world isn't popping off the way it used to.
Post brown arm, shitskin mudperson.
>a fucking ramp
Nope, not one of ours
Chkd n kkd
> Iran: US CSG will be here in two days, lets sabotage 4 commercial vessels, because conflict with US while our economy is collapsing is what we need
Ngl dude this is some good larp, please continue about the extra terrestrials so I can dream about them tonight
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30 retweets
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unverified with 4 retweets
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unverified with 12 retweets
Still literally nothing
This.
Why would the US want to go to war with Iran? Compare what we have to lose vs the pressure from the Zionist lobby for a minute. Practically speaking, even leveraging every bit of ideological and financial weight they could throw into that single issue, it would still not outweight the very obvious political (and probably physical) suicide that going to war with Iran would cause for our government.
Trump does not want to go to war. He does not want to lose the election, and knows full well another Syria, not Iraq, not 9/11, just another 50 tomahawks illegally fired onto an empty warehouse might lose him a re-election. No amount of Kushner fucking his daughter is going to change his mind on destroying his country to complete the 70 years.
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>DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — The United Arab Emirates says that four commercial ships “were subjected to sabotage operations” after false reports circulated in Lebanese and Iranian media outlets saying there had been explosions at one of the nation’s seaports.
>The statement carried by the state-run WAM news agency on Sunday did not say who the UAE suspected of carrying out the sabotage or identify the ships involved.
>The statement said there had been “no injuries or fatalities on board the vessels” and “no spillage of harmful chemicals or fuel.”
Earlier Sunday, pro-Iran Lebanese media and Iranian media falsely reported there had been explosions at oil tankers at the port of Fujairah. The Associated Press found the reports to be unfounded after speaking to Emirati officials and local witnesses.
In addition to this, on the off chance that they were able to successfully destroy the whole carrier fleet (which I believe is highly unlikely), the US still has around 10 other carrier fleets operational.
It will be on mainstream media in about 2 hours. We were planning to have it already on Fox News, but, there was a problem with the staged video. We literally had a GoT Starbucks scenario
I will literally go back into the Bundesheer to fight in this war if this ends up being anything important. But spoiler alert, it won't
Moles smarty pants moles probably technical personnel
Gee I wonder who could benefit from destroying Iran after they finished destroying Syria
sams goodall will be the choice it is already decided mattis objected but it didn't matter. hope you don't have non-white dna when it goes down.
still thinks this is the 1980's they know were they are right now look up
>Reserve officer
Why even bother?
Dude you should see me larp, this shit's truth and weak as fuck for larp.
The ayy lmaos don't anal probe people or anything, everyone DoN interviewed that claimed it proved to be full of shit.
What isn't full of shit is the pilot and radar tech/operator testimony or pictures you're seeing on Tucker Carlson. A lot of that shit is actually real. We have no fucking idea what that shit is and what to do, neither does the rest of the world and its why we're just very calmly going about stupid economic and "muh cyber" warfare. We're like *this* close to killing all life on earth, and now some fucking lmaos are here ruining the fun. The second they're gone for 2 years, we pop off again. We're expecting a contact event "soon(tm)." But we have no real idea what the fuck is going on.
So straight be we chilling. We kinda play fuck-fuck games in Africa (Djibouti) and that's about it. We semi-posture with China (who again are just doing it to keep their people in line too, we're all really fucking scared).
I'm not personally. If we die, we die. I lived a good life and fuck young women at anime conventions.
My ancestors are smiling on me potatoboi, can you say the same?
What a tiny little cuck ship lmao
Also
>a fucking ramp
biological warfare, overglorified mag-rails, depleted uranium as ammunition and psychedelics isn't exactly magic anymore user. We're well past 1300 mr. Alchemist, nuclear tech does not impress me, spraying hot plasma as a trophy system does not impress me, and neither should it you.
You're doing shit that's impressive, General Atomics isn't, Boeing isn't, Skunkworks in Palmdale sure as fuck isn't.
Have anything impressive?
Probably the same reason that starcraft streamers and getting btfo amounts to your way of living but I still go on - I get to go home 28 days a month and then show up when I'm actually wanted/needed.
Whereas you just cope-post from an irrelevant sub-country.
But hey, to each their own, yeah?
really feel sorry for you white americans who will be drafted into dying for israel again..
celavi!!
They don't have a lot to lose and have some to gain for a peace deal
>celavi
Be kind, he's Somali.
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BREAKING NEWS: LITERAL WIZARDS IN CHARGE OF THE DOD AS THE AMERICAN INCEL SITUATION WORSENS
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>#IRGC owned news agencies & state media of #Iran's Islamic Regime are now spreading the #FakeNews about massive explosion in the #Fujairah port in #UAE. Their key goal is to boost morale of #IRGC personnel & supporters of the regime by means of falsely claiming that they did it!
Soros opposes the Rothschild, trump is his pawn
Yeah but did they died?
Unitonocally made me realize I’m disappointing my ancestors and disgracing my lineage. Thank you Mr DoD
jntarezdinc miu ramcwyci
Unironically*
>muh show me your war face, kids :DDDD
And once again, it's nothing.
This one in particular would only make bongos apologize for opressing the poor arabian people and accept some 60 million more brown immigrants to attone for their sins
Alright boys gets go nuke Iran!
Don't fuck with us or Israel or else
Here you go fren.
Have a screencap too.
I hope we die last leaf. If I could get all the shiposters from Australia, 2 dozen ok leafs and some based Jap bros with their moms and sisters. I'd be ok with the end
It's not exactly possible to sink a modern us carrier
Nothing will happen. Nothing ever happens.
Oy vey! Why do countries that Israel wants America to wage war on always do things like this right as tensions increase based on Israeli intelligence briefings to US leaders? How could this repeating pattern of events keep happening?
Reserve means you dont know shit B team
NUKE IRAN
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Report to your battle station
MIGA
Goldberg leader here.
Report in
i'm bored modern politics are boring af, no more wars, no more crazy ideologies, just money hunger bankers and vote hungry politicians
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sign me up for the IRGC, time to remove shekels!