>Fish thrown at UKIP candidate Carl Benjamin
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>Milkshake thrown over UKIP candidate Carl Benjamin
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>BREXIT SHOCK: Farage SOARS in General Election poll
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>CURRENT POLLING
European Parliament voting intention:
BREX: 27% (-1)
LAB: 25% (-1)
LDEM: 14% (+3)
CON: 13% (-1)
GRN: 8% (+2)
CHUK: 6% (-2)
UKIP: 3% (+1)
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Westminster voting intention:
LAB: 27% (-6)
BREX: 20% (+6)
CON: 19% (-4)
LDEM: 14% (+7)
CHUK: 7% (-2)
GRN: 5% (+2)
UKIP: 3% (-2)
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no
>the state of Labour supporting zoomers
>pic related
What do you do when you have no idea what you want to do with your life, have crippling social anxiety, have no friends, and are surrounded by family members succeeding?
SLAY QUEEN!
Sargon of Akkad is so based
>based
You use that word, but I'm not sure you know what it actually means.
I’m at Glasgow mate. Meet your for a pint.
>labour supporters hurr durr msm is being meant to Corbyn
>*bbc and msm get Faraged
>labour supporters hurr durr Farage is waycist should be no platformed
>Girls at work think im in the friend zone
>tfw im not even interested and just being friendly
does anyother cunt itt know tf?
brexit muffin btfo'd
Got my postal ballot today lads, wat do?
Former Labourtard who fell out with the party after Blair, been floating voter ever since. Don't really consider myself right wing or a fan of Nige but I want Brexit to go forward. Should I just swallow my pride and X the Brexit Party as protest?
How much does Nige pay her?
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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
lester
leicester more like bester
I just heard her speak - what a loudmouth dumb cunt. Bet she thinks being a Tory makes her edgy.
>HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
Not in the UK it isn't.
>Sunday, 31 March 2019
When I worked in an office a few years back, there was a landwhale there who fancied me, and it was very rapey, made me feel quite uncomfortable. Weird emails, random gifts, trying to friend me on social media, occasional gropes. Told her to fuck off in the end, and then she told management that I'd been bullying her. Fucking joke. I quit soon after that shit, now I work construction.
inb4: why didn't you fuck her what are you an incel. nope, this thing was a monster.
me in the middle
The Eagle has landed
simple as
i never actually went, i got in but didn't go, i got a job instead.
Yes, hold your nose and vote for Nige, this is a wave election so get on the wave
He pays her with his todger
A-are you me?
How do these retards get doxxed so often? Don't. Use. Your. Real. Name. Ever.
One i do respect about women is their ability to tell if a man is desperate or not with seemingly no clues. Its freakish desu
How many inches lad?
If you’re on brit/pol/ you already know the answer.
shut up you fucking nonce
all 6
why the fuck did i open a twatter link?????
Is that ability when they spread their legs, and if the mans desperate, he fucks her?
>What do you do when you have no idea what you want to do with your life, have crippling social anxiety, have no friends, and are surrounded by family members succeeding?
Blame it on the Jews and/or liberals? It's the Jow Forums way.
inconceivably based
Same way men have the instinct for self esteem levels in women
the absolute state of jess phillips
>Former Labourtard who fell out with the party after Blair
>after Blair
what the fuck lad you evil bastard
And then one day, for no reason at all, Farage got elected as God Emperor.
soil your ballot
>take a shit or a piss
>cut the shit up into little ballot slot sized rectangles
>pour the piss into ballot sized ice cube tray
>freeze your bodily emissions
>draw something funny on your ballot
>put it in the envelope with the shit/piss cube
>sit back and relax in the knowledge that some smug cunt vote counter is about to get a nasty surprise
>this works for voting in person too, just take the frozen shit/piss to the polling station in a ziploc baggie
>this one is even better because you spoil an entire box of ballots instead of just one
Vote BP for this one, this will unsurp may and cause a election, then vote for who you fancy in the locals
yeah its always the fat ones who have the most
Girl at the front is a bit swarthy.
Not post-Blair, but because of Blair
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>Farage
>"grilled"
lol what an idiot
no its when they go off you if youre too keen
Usually those beasts with coloured hair put their preferred pronouns in their bio. She clearly isn't fully woke yet.
Comfy pic.
treat them mean, keep them keen.
Can't say that anymore though, apparently that's toxic male behaviour.
Did you spend long periods of time sniffing paint as a child
>after Blair
Consider this
>plush
(x) Doubt
Even the apolitical centrist normies are getting faragepilled
>pic related
(p)lush
A MASSIVE cheer goes up as Nigel takes down ambitions of a European army.
>"I'd rather put the future trust and security of this country with the 5 EYES, and America with NATO than any EU army led by Brussels."
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they moan about it but they keep coming back
I am black I am British and I am proud of that
though I agree with you, Piers has been inseminated by Trump, I don't think he's ever said a majorly bad think about him
i miss him
Is there anyone left who could salvage the Libs the way Charles Kennedy did way back when?
When are you fuckers going to man up and bring all your children back into the imperial fold.
We miss you :(
>some have described you as the 'British Obama'
>indeed your Wikipedia entry which was edited by an IP address corresponding to your place of work makes a big deal about this comparison
>how do you feel about that?
Don't care mate. Banon is based af.
>black
>British
Pick one.
>muh judeo-christian west
he's a goytoy
this, but replace Nick with Bonkers Batten
Good to see another party that represents the multicultural tapestry that is 21st century Britain.
Don't care mate.
Taken in based on their merits, not skin-colour quota.
Why is the Labour party not protectionist?
We should be ruled as a republic by two mighty consuls, Fraser Anning and Nigel Farage.
>85 fucking candidates, 10 votes per ballot paper
This is gonna be a shitshow. Average voter can't even handle council elections.
get out you wrong'un frog
