Brit/pol/ Late night Edition

>Fish thrown at UKIP candidate Carl Benjamin
metro.co.uk/2019/05/11/fish-thrown-at-ukip-candidate-carl-benjamin-after-he-tweeted-about-raping-jess-phillips-9499074/

>Milkshake thrown over UKIP candidate Carl Benjamin
theguardian.com/politics/2019/may/10/carl-benjamin-milkshake-ukip-mep-cornwall

>BREXIT SHOCK: Farage SOARS in General Election poll
express.co.uk/news/politics/1125964/brexit-news-brexit-shock-brexit-party-nigel-farage-tories-labour-general-election-poll

>CURRENT POLLING
European Parliament voting intention:
BREX: 27% (-1)
LAB: 25% (-1)
LDEM: 14% (+3)
CON: 13% (-1)
GRN: 8% (+2)
CHUK: 6% (-2)
UKIP: 3% (+1)
twitter.com/britainelects/status/1127305223171710976

Westminster voting intention:
LAB: 27% (-6)
BREX: 20% (+6)
CON: 19% (-4)
LDEM: 14% (+7)
CHUK: 7% (-2)
GRN: 5% (+2)
UKIP: 3% (-2)
twitter.com/britainelects/status/1127304570332426242

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can we talk more about ignoring women and its consequences?

Reporting live from /Comfy Wales/

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hello Keanecels

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Noice. I'd live in Wales if there was work for me there.

Needs more diversity

Why did user post all the newspapers in a dying thread?

What are those New British Union lot all about lads? Is it a LARP or is it the big boys at MI5 up to their old tricks?

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sounds like a LARP t b h kid
why do you envy me?

God save are gracious Nige. Long live are noble Nige. God save are Nige. SEND HIM VICTORIOUS! SMIRKING AND GLORIOUS! LONG MAY HE MEME OVER US! GOD SAVE ARE NIGE!

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>Live
>Sunlight
What mischief are you up to, Glynn?

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who cares?

have you watched youtube.com/watch?v=qxf0yzzuWCw end for the current stuff

How the fuck does the chuk party unironically say 'people's vote' unironically

Fair point tbf mate

>New Great Britain Union of British Unionists

Wait that’s wrong

looks like a honeypot run by an alcoholic nonce

>New Greater Union of British Unionists

These nutter chuks want it legal for 16year olds to stand. Are they on something

Going for the leftist brainwashed a level vote

I didnt know they had WiFi in jail ya big scallie haha

We're 10 years at the very most away from votes at 16

why do you let your jealousy get the best of you?

>prod
>only local support no foreign glory hunters
>finally made it
Are mancity /ourteam/ lads? Because these digits (off reddit screenshotted on my iPhone) say yes.

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I'll never go to jail
I make my own law and live like a pig

>1488

>Brexit Party Unveils Election Broadcast
youtube.com/watch?v=E9JFd3tmhyk

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Camped this weekend whilst we looked a few houses, sadly nothing to buy. Proper comfy weekend with the weather though.

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A-Are all the anti-comfy posters gone?

looks like a campsite I stayed at in Bala

>Archie

Lads i've fucked up. I "loaned" a girl im seeing 30 quid and her sister a tenner.

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Are you Welsh or looking to move to Wales?
Looks like you could have seen some nice country. Did you go walking?

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Whatever you do don't give her your virginity.

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I live in wales

what should i ask my mp this week gamers

>The woman who chalks catcalls on the pavement
bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-48219927/the-woman-who-chalks-catcalls-on-the-pavement

Politics is a meme im going back to being ignorant

Good guess lad.

Half Welsh, I wanted to do a bit of walking this weekend but with seeing 6 houses, dinner, talking to Norf FC people the time slipped away,

I'm the lad that encouraged the other chap here to move out of London. Did 6 years in the cesspit myself, got a Deanobox we own in Cheshire but ready to buy a place in Wales as long as we can put a FTTP connection in for £12k or less.

Is it just me that see's under 18's being allowed to vote as a problem due to the fact that they are in state funded schools who's curriculum is controlled by the government and could affect how they vote aswell as teachers being paid by the government. i.e. whichever party gives the teachers better salary/working environment leads to teachers telling class of 30 pupils they must vote for x, stifle and brand anyone voting for y as stupid, ignorant, racist etc.

Not forgetting depending on how teachers guide the class can have a large influence on how their students vote.

why he envies me
sounds like a LARP t b h kid

Very British

...

youtube.com/watch?v=a7A96eCWMWo

>3.20

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Whereabouts in Wales do you want to live?

you both envy me

I've no idea how the voting process works in the UK. Can a license carrying bong QRD me? The Tories are in power right? Where do they stand in the polls? I don't see them in the OP.

>Cheshire
where?

why do you envy me?

why do you envy based Cheshirians?

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Anyone seen Deafposter lately?

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You can’t

reposting from OP
conservatives (tories) are doing trash

European Parliament voting intention:
BREX: 27% (-1)
LAB: 25% (-1)
LDEM: 14% (+3)
CON: 13% (-1)
GRN: 8% (+2)
CHUK: 6% (-2)
UKIP: 3% (+1)
twitter.com/britainelects/status/1127305223171710976

Westminster voting intention:
LAB: 27% (-6)
BREX: 20% (+6)
CON: 19% (-4)
LDEM: 14% (+7)
CHUK: 7% (-2)
GRN: 5% (+2)
UKIP: 3% (-2)
twitter.com/britainelects/status/1127304570332426242

CONservative = tories

Live in between Knutsford and Middlewich currently, always fancied the the coast but its a fucking rip off.

Long term plan is to move to somewhere in North Wales/Shropshire border which is an 1.30 from work and stay at my parents one night a week then live the rest of the life in the country.

I'm not a virgin. I just feel taken advantage of, it's like financial rape.

sounds like a LARP t b h kid

:(

She's already stolen your wizardom from you, why bother caring now?

If you ever show your face Eddie I'll buy you a pint and a bag of Scampi Fries to prove a point.

Corbyn is in power, it’s called the shadow cabinet or opposition, as the other parties are in opposition to them and in their shadow, he delegates policy making to bercow who then delegates administration to Teresa May, who is the chief whip of the lib dem conservative alliance

I'm near Chester

I'm not the Lorry LARPcel

Delete this

Nice lad, do you not fancy the Welsh pill?

Well if you not Eddie 2.0 and not a mong come and meet me for a pint.

welp, I'm a W.E.L.P

Already there

no
I've got oxy to sniff and chow mein to order

MASTER

APPRENTICE

HEARTBORNE, 7TH SEEKER

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North Wales or Cheshire?

I can live at my parents just outside Altrincham/Knutsford for a day a week a commute into work, would rather my kids grow up in a climate away from nogs, Pakis and wannabe slags.

True tho innit. Take a few days off, clear your mind, avoid the news, stay offline, things are looking ok, go outside, see a paki, BOOM reminded of tony Blair and the fucking Jews

North Wales boyo

>conservatives (tories) are doing trash
>CONservative = tories

Ah, I didn't realize. Thanks. So there's a good chance Farage becomes PM?

That's a bit confusing. I thought Theresa May was PM and was in charge?

Based, whereabouts roughly? Any tips, already trying too learn Welsh again.

UK, YouGov poll:

European election

BREX-EFDD: 34% (+4)
LAB-S&D: 16% (-5)
LDEM-ALDE: 15% (+5)
GR-G/EFA: 11% (+2)
CON-ECR: 10% (-3)
ChUK-EPP: 5% (-4)

+/- vs. 29-30 Apr

Field work: 8-9 May 2019
Sample size: 2,212

twitter.com/EuropeElects/status/1127719787642138630?s=09

She is the nominated administrator of the policies of bercow, it’s not difficult ffs

Noone speaks welsh where I am, its right on the border, Deeside, roughly speaking

I've seen zero libdem hype. Where's it coming from?

youtube.com/watch?v=KRneQ6fOnwo

>accuses farage of lying and spinning
>next sentence
>lies about the money and spins the point raised into an attack on the audience member

is there anyone as loathsome and despicable as soubrey ?

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Westminster

UK (GB), YouGov poll:

CON-ECR: 24% (-5)
LAB-S&D: 24% (-5)
BREXIT-EFDD: 18% (+3)
LDEM-ALDE: 16% (+3)
GR-G/EFA: 7% (+2)

+/- vs. 29-30 Apr

Field work: 8-9 May 2019
Sample size: 2,212

twitter.com/EuropeElects/status/1127722936763392000

I had sex before I met her. I havn't had sex with her yet. It feels close so when she asked to borrow the money overnight I felt compromised and didn't know what to do in the moment so agreed. Fuck sakes

ok ignore the pillocks in this thread
Theresa May is PM and is in charge. she took to power after David Cameron chickened out after the brexit vote results came in.
she is a spineless remainer that has pissed away the last 2-3 years doing nothing useful.
we could have left in a matter of weeks. instead she tried to do it the hard way, likely for her to intentially fuck it all up so we had to stay in the EU regardless of the desire of the people
TL;DR she's a shite PM

>only 40% for brexit parties

brexit cancelled

Ah right, is it comfy where you live? We used to live in Harthill so had a nice comfy view towards Wales.

(((Picts)))

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Ohh shit he better have his up to date fish possession loicense or it's a mandatory 5 years in jail. 15 if white

UKIP is probably at 3-5%

>already trying too learn Welsh again.
*to

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Imagine being able to sharad cymraeg yn 2019

pls archive i no want give clicks

I don't even know what bercow is bro. I had an American education which consisted of Holocaust studies, African-American slavery, and the Civil Rights Movement.

And then doubles down on saying immigration is a "good thing" & a great benefit. What a complete waste of space.

How is hanging around with your mates considered "anti-social" ?

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Makes you wonder why more communities don't have specific locations that young people can hang out at