Londonistan

> be me
> company's letting me go overseas to work in London
> bringing my QT 3.14 gf with me
> read on this board about how shit London is

Help me out Jow Forums. It's all just memes right? London can't be that bad.

Do any of you know any good places in London where I can avoid the cultural enrichment?

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>Help me out Jow Forums. It's all just memes right?
no

t. britbong

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If you've got plenty of money here are small islands of white moneyed safety to cling to.
Most of it is totally lost though. 90% of housing is social housing, the rest student stuff & rich people. Figure it out for yourself.

What's the cut off, user? Do you think I can find a nice little island at around 2K a month?

She gonna be acid faced bro

Do you know what part of LDN they want you to work in? The tube is critical in how fast you can get to the office. You need to know if you are North, or South, of the river, too.

Company has an office in SOHO. Am I safe, user?

>SOHO
>Am I safe, user?

safe from blacks, not from queers, that's queer central

London is a disgusting shithole.
You are fucked mate.

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Goddamit, fine. But where in LDN can I find a solid place with nice, conservative huh-wite folk?

Yep, that's the red light district. Sex clubs-a-go-go.

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Notting Hill, if you can afford it.

get stabbed nigger

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Nope, its fucked. Enjoy being surrounded by shitskins and violent niggers.

stop being scarred, faggot. go and work and enjoy your life.

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You're right. I appreciate it the clarity, Ameribro

London - fantastic place to visit for a couple of days, unbearable to live in

t. Molly Tibbets

But why user? What if I just want to live there in peace and use it as a close place to hop around and visit the continent?

Am I that prone to getting culturally enriched?

It's all just memes man ,do you speak Urdu?
No matter your gf can learn it at mosque

I'm from London, It's fucking shit but I don't like cities in general.

The nogo are shit is a meme. Yes there are places in London that are majority east asian, but they are as much a part of british culture as anyone else, they are kind too. I worked in Marketing in Whitechapel (always cited as a nogo area for whites) for 3 years.

The danger lays with the youth, gang culture and and crime is rampant in London, I guess where it differs from other cities is it isn't localised to certain districts i.e Bronx or Compton in NY.

Most youth offenders and gang members are black, having worked with disadvantaged young people in the past I can tell you its not due to race, its to do with class/where they grew up.
I'm not a psychologist but from what I've seen the reason its predominantly black is because older black gang members will take on a young black man rather than a young white man, they're just sticking with their own. That's why most petty crimes are committed by white men.

If you're in central London, near Soho you'll be find, be vigilant like in any other city. You'll be around a lot of queers, Italians and tourists.

TL;DR

It's just a fucking city stop being a pussy.

As long as it's short term.
Might be best to base out of town & travel in.
I'm 70 miles out but trains get there in 70 mins.
And it's pretty shit here too.
But at least it's not London.

Don't worry mate, when you are blown up in an inevitable terror attack, I'll take care of her. :)

250,000 French live there, that'd be my biggest concern

>living in a city that you can't protect yourself with guns or knives in
AHAHA

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Soho.
The best bum, in W1.

You sound non-white

OP doesn't say if he's from a large town or city.
They might stand a chance.
Don't forget that England is squashed in compared to the US. Land is scarce, so there are a lot of people packed into London compared to communities in your part of the world. It does my head in. After one day I am so glad to be away from it. The constant sirens from emergency services is another thing....day and night.

Your wife will be getting SANDED within a week

My bro got mugged his first night in London, may have been wypipo though because he didn’t specify and is sort of racist.

Just remember to bring a gun to protect yourself and your gf.

Dammit Jow Forums....

Why is there always at least one muslim who's a ginger in every photo?

If you have money, London is probably one of the coolest places on Earth.
You're not a non-white are you?

>majority east asian

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The whole "no soul" thing maybe?

>scarred
>t. nonwhite

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From Soho down to Brighton, you must jihad them all.
Ain't seen nothing like him, in any Mosqular Hall
That brown, robed and Paki kid
Is
shore
to
rape
them
all
dun-dun dun dun dun-dun

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I told you, Notting Hill. Anywhere that is know for families to live in.
Avoid places like Brixton, Lambeth, and especially Stratford (london, not Shakespeare land). The last one is a major train terminal and avoided by EVERYONE. Unless you like your women in dust blankets.

Enjoy getting your q-t-π girlfriend raped.
Or stabbed.
Or raped and stabbed.
Or stabbed and raped.

Nice Tommy reference.

I'll take your advice when looking for places to live in. Thanks user

cultural enrichment is not what you should be worrying about
your biggest fear should be the food

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Yes, move to Notting Hill, it has a lot of American expats.

The good of London is there's always something to do, there are a lot of clever and interesting (if super-specialised and politically cucked) people and there is brilliant history and culture and by the latter I mean real English culture, not a negress who has worked out that if she goes to a middle class poetry recital to talk about oppression she will receive a polite audience. Walking around London is interesting and occasionally horrifying. Also the food is good and some is great, any Ameribro has been to London will concede this.

However.
Rent is insanely expensive. Don't bother with a car. Even if you're rich, I wouldn't bother to be honest. Trains and/or rentals for seeing the countryside and the magnificent old abbeys, cathedrals and castles.
If I were you, I'd want to live within walking distance of work. Other user talking sense though about make sure you plan your tube route. It is not a nice commute on the tube, it is overcrowded and full of diversity.
I'd rather do a long walk twice a day desu.
Also you mentioned well to do conservatives. My friend, these do not exist in serious numbers in London. It's just as degenerate as NYC and San Fran. Cocaine and queers and on-message PC "Asians" (poos) everywhere. The people who are Conservative Party in London do so mostly to signal a superior social background as far as I can tell. They are cucked to the hilt on race, gays, abortion, the EU and atheism. The best thing you can say about them is that they're in practice massive hypocrites who don't practice what they preach.
Also a lot of my countrymen are self declared experts on American politics despite thinking that Benghazi is a fake scandal invented by evil Christian NRA Klansmen. Some of the stupid things I've heard from my countrymen when they find out I lived in red state America for a while... God, it's embarrassing. Please be patient, they have been mainlining distilled globalism since they were born.

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