Alberta Nationalism Thread. Saskatchewan and Manitoba anons allowed. Easterners and British Colombians not welcome. How do we meme the Alberta independence party next election?
Alberta Nationalism Thread
Chase Davis
Mason Miller
What would this country be called? Feel like we need a name
Christian Wright
i too support the first nations getting full soverignty and all the worthless whites get to go back to europe
Nicholas Young
Joseph Howard
What's it like living in Hobbema?
Andrew Adams
Cooper Martin
A nation based on geographical location and not on race, creed, or culture won't last very long. Besides without bc your oil goes nowhere and bc has oil reserves about half the size of your oil sands so "muh oil" is nothing special. The interior of bc is pretty based but the coast is in enemy hands. Don't let the kikes divide us European canadians with something bad trivial as provincial lines. Besides Trudeau is gonna take a stab at guns pretty soon and we need to be focused on that.
Old rich boomers are this country's downfall. They are apathetic altruistic children who have no sense of consequence because they never had to face any. They are the ultimate hypocrates they vote green and then buy brand new land rovers and 100k dollar kitchen renos. They sold the coast out to the Chinese and if white Canadians ever want it back their going to have to fight for it.
Unfortunately Alberta bro we are in trouble and some Alberta independence won't solve our problems. Edmonton is basically fucking Somalia and their numbers are growing while ours are shrinking.imo best option we have is a smaller white ethnocommunity in the north with energy reserves so we can hold up and let the city's fall apart when the next great war happens.
Benjamin Miller
it is time we took the boot off if our necks!
we need strong political leadership and a solid economic plan
Luis Lee
Peace region of BC should be allowed as well.
>oil and gas heavy
>same time zone as Alberta
>basically albertans with worse vehicle insurance
I'm from bunnyhug land, but have lived in Grande Prairie, so I give y'all my support.
Owen Cook
Pisses me off that people voted in a self proclaimed Canadian nationalist as premier. What were they thinking
Brayden Morales
>A nation based on geographical location and not on race, creed, or culture won't last very long
As an Albertan who lived in BC for 5 years, I can tell you that AB and BC are very culturally different.
Carson Sanchez
We can invade and take the northern part of BC after NATO collapses. Right now, I think it's best to focus on what's more realistic
Connor Long
I can tell you how nice it was considering how our community still respects family and culture. Or could also tell you about how some young men caught up in gang life would do whatever they needed to to make a buck but just end up destroying their own family and culture.
No matter how you want to look at it, life in that reserve you are asking about it complete shit. worst of the worst when it comes to rez life. there are a few good ones still in Alberta but most of the best ones are in BC.
t. 100% cree
Elijah Miller
Right Wing Albertan Death Squad invading BC to remove the chinks and gas the Jews when???
Eli Phillips
The lower mainland is lost. It would be better just to let them be an independent country or stay as an enclave of whatever is left of Canada
Henry Martin
I've lived in both too and they aren't as different as you think. Relative to the brown people in millwoods we are the exact same.
Evan Price
It's a Chinese colony and as quickly as they came they can be made to leave but they have the full support of mainland China and they would provide military securry for their citizens especially in a world where the us is out of the picture
Michael Bailey
People were thinking that we are poorer than we have been in decades. We needed a change in a face of conservatives.
Yes Kenny is a cunt and even worse he is Ottawa man through and through. But the cunt is conservative.
Alexander Collins
>t. lower mainlander
invade us, I can already see a RWDS coming over the horizon
Kayden Turner
This is so pathetic. Why do our politicians even feel like doing this? Muslims make up a small although rapidly growing portion of the population and they lick their asshole like there's no tomorrow! Yet they don't acknowledge the holidays Euro-Canadians celebrate.
Ethan Powell
>British Colombians not welcome
wtf man, why do you have to be like this? We are peaceful people out here
Sebastian Bennett
Xavier Murphy
We really don't want you. Thanks though!
Josiah Rogers
If we just ripped off the bandage and just separated, things would be better. The confederation is a fucking joke.
Cameron Williams
What do we replace Saint George's Cross with? I want nothing to do with crown anymore
Cooper Russell
>worthless whites
lmao natives are the fucking most worthless people ever! the whites built canada while the natives get drunk and high
Dominic Williams
Last time I was in Revelstoke, a bunch of assholes yelled at me for having an AB plate. Same thing happened to me in Salmon Arm. No, the people of BC are not the same as us. They have no morals and nothing drives them. Not God and not money
Benjamin Richardson
Nice try chang
Julian Scott
Cameron Anderson
Whats wrong with Yeg?
Benjamin Cooper
Nothing if you love homeless aboriginals and malls. That hill elevator that Edmonton has is pretty cool I guess
Julian Russell
These things are made to keep oilfield retards broke and in constant need of relying on oilfield work.
Luke Ramirez
Sounds like some good Rachel Notley Economics™ to me
John James
Not my fault you suck with money.
Angel Nelson
Reminder that this is our premier
Liam Turner
Has anybody ever been to the donut mill in Dead Deer? Best donuts I've ever had in my life
Andrew Cook
Al Nat will never happen, just keep sending money our way and stfu.
Carson Richardson
Wouldn't you be happier too without all those icky conservative ridings? Help us leave
Jonathan Davis
Its always been cool how many Albetans frequent Jow Forums. Any edmonton niggers wanna get a beer sometime
Ian Reed
Where else we gonna go? Leddit?
Luis Stewart
Hopefully Alberta's as a major player on the world oil market are finished
Oliver Torres
Albskatchetoba
Julian Reyes
I actually like this. Good joke
David Lopez
Chase Kelly
Natives need to stop appropriating white culture by using snowmobiles and drinking liquor.
Tyler Hill
>drinking liquor.
Nah... That's their thing now
Anthony Ramirez
Fresh OC
Brody James
Get the Yukon on board then we'll join and finally complete the Boreal Confederacy
- T. Alaskan
Joshua Gray
I'm a based NB resident, please let me in :(
Jaxon Rogers
Don't want to stay with the ZOG?
Charles Green
We're different people user. Doesn't mean we can't work together, but wouldn't you rather have an Atlantic federation?
Nathaniel Turner
>What would this country be called? Feel like we need a name
Republic of Canada
or
Not Sorry!
Cooper Sanders
Nah, hear me out. When SHTF, we should get AB, BC, Montana, ND, Idaho, Washington and Oregon together and create Cascadia.
It would be the most beautiful country on earth, it has rich farmlands, it has tons of oil so we can become the new oil jews, it has low population but mostly whites. We'd have to ethnically cleanse hongcouver, edmonton, seattle and portland, but once that's done with we'd be unstoppable.
Blake Brooks
Notice it's only Americans that's want this. Go suck circumcised cock someplace else. We want no part of it
Xavier Johnson
Alberta
Robert Gray
ZOG runs Ottawa and DC both. Which way will you choose whiteman?
Samuel Bailey
I've heard of talk of combining the Atlantic provinces for a long while, mostly about reducing costs in administration fees and easing trade etc... imo probably not a good idea since NS is cucked out of their fucking mind, PEI isn't any better since they elected green party, only reason NB is conservative by a SLIGHT margin is cuz of Saint John. I assume it would just lead to a permanent liberal controlled political party if we combined all 3 (I don't count NF&L cuz they're their own thing).
Also i hate living on the coast, just let me move to the prairies in a small town and enjoy the freedom
Caleb Brown
I'd rather make a third option.
Landon James
Kek. I remember when these pics came out years ago. Everybody whining. It’s even worse now. Methheads attacking people on the daily. Attacking cops too, not that Igaf but that’s rare here. City is fucking lost. This summer is going to be madness. Fuckin filth.
Benjamin Phillips
Lol you should check out regina.
Asher Watson
It's clearly in your interests to join up with those states in a SHTF scenario. The fuck are you idiots going to do on your lonesome? You have a tiny population, and long winters that would be offset by the things easier produced in the lower states. Enjoy being landlocked in AB and charged excessive fees by BC to ship your oil out.
also,
>implying someone who posts a picture of hitler would allow jews in the country
>implying truedough isn't the biggest jew puppet on the world stage.
Logan Wilson
Taiga is a kinda sweet name for a country. OK Alaska user, you can join too. You're basically Canada right now anyways
Luis Anderson
That’s because albertans are fucking scum. I’ve been to BC dozens of times and no one ever bothered me for out of prov tags. It’s a pity the best part of the Rockies and Banff are in Alta. You guys are fucking assholes.
Robert Adams
Exactly, your population is the biggest threat when shtf.
Jaxson Peterson
New Canada
Isaac Long
Red Deer has apartments for 60k. Even cheaper housing in more rural areas. Why not just move now?
Alexander Lewis
Fuck you. Nobody wants you here.
Jace Ross
Prince Rupert's Land
Wyatt Collins
Red deer is nasty 2/5 of the year due to shitty snow removal infrastructure
Juan Scott
Don't expect the mutt to understand even slightly complex issues. W is for Walmart
Easton Gomez
no the biggest threat is clearly all the shitskins that are infesting calgary, edmonton and hongcouver.
All those states I listed have low populations outside of Seattle and Portland, but they're nearly all white outside of those cities. We wouldn't have enough people in each state to properly defend ourselves if we didn't band together.
Henry Peterson
Thanks for proving my point. BC is shit and it would be a mistake to let them join us. Filled with people like this
Tyler Garcia
the gay union
fuck albertans
Tyler Carter
Can't be even half as bad as the East coast
Brayden Edwards
you fucking landless alien peasants will all die at my feet before one inch of alberta becomes american
Adam Lee
In shtf thats not an issue after 1 winter.
Thomas Taylor
Kek. This city is fucking entering collapse mode. Worry for my safety downtown after work on the commute home, summer should be a fucking shit show. Methheads are legion, glad I live in the south.
Jason Parker
t. Toronto user
Jack Rogers
The east coast is worse for longer periods of time, we can just get some wind which makes highways shit.
Nicholas Hill
At least I don’t live in the Arkansas of Canada. Everything outside Calgary is abbos and dumb fuckin hillbillies and retarded methhead rigniggers. Rather hang with the abbos any day.
Zachary Brown
An Indian running buffalo off a cliff?
Brody Nguyen
Then go hang out with them and stay away from us. Fuck you.
William Jackson
Shame we need Manitoba for sea access, though the Hudson bay is frozen in the winter. Still better than letting BC join. We're still prairie brothers I suppose
Henry Wilson
Prince Rupert's Land is the only non-meme answer.
Ethan Cruz
God bless Buffalo Jump
Jose Sullivan
I'm not a fan of cities mostly, I love living out in the country or smaller towns desu, the "undesirables" tend to form in cities no matter how little colored people you get, and i just generally hate the "feel" you have while living there. The only nuisances I'd say for not being in city is relying on water well instead of city plumbing/sewers, worse net typically, bugs if you're too close to the border (too warm) and hospitals are a bit far if you get fucked up somehow.
Worse the price imo.
I'm joining the Israel Defense Force (aka Canadian Armed Forces) this summer, delete this, it hurts my soul
Dylan Murphy
Could always be worse. You could be a Reginian.
David Williams
I really don't want anything to do with the Brits anymore. Why can't we be our own thing?
Caleb Jones
That's true to an extent, but you guys would still be on an island isolated from the world. If that's what you want then fine, but theoretically you'd have a lot to gain by partnering with the states directly to your south.
Combine the oil in AB with the bakken in MT and ND and you'd easily be able to be a major player in the oil markets, you'd have access to ports to ship out and in, plus there just happens to be a shitload of nuclear missiles in the plains states which might come in handy for defense if we could cop the payload out of a few of them
Carson Williams
A buffalo running an indian off a cliff.
Luke Carter
So why not just move?
Leo Hughes
Retard, its still a huge asset. The Red River Valley is the best quality farmland in this new "country" by far. Also manitoba has neglected mining and forestry resources as well as what amouts to 2 great lakes full of fresh water. Not to mention about a million white ppl.
Elijah Harris
>million white ppl
Sure thing chief Red Feather
Jordan Gutierrez
Oh no, we wont be globalised anymore, our comforts and cheap plastic shit won't provide the same level of anesthetization anymore. Whatever would we do?
Charles Morris
Head-Smashed-In
Greatest place never ever.
I do. WTSHTF where you think I’m gonna be? Down with the neechies. They may be down and out now but you don’t survive in Canada for thousands of years of frozen barren shitholeness without picking up a few skills.
Easton Price
First for Fort Sask
Sebastian Evans
You're actually the worst poster in this thread. Yankee go home
Evan Torres
Why not team up with us in New France and squish the degenerate province of Onterrible between us?
Brody Allen
Everything east of Kenora gets nuked. Fuck off dollarama France.
Blake Cruz
Cuz not enough money saved up yet, gonna save up after getting out of the IDF (CAF) and hopefully find a nice place out there, but for now I must be a good goy
fuck you fags let us build the fucking pipeline, my province could make some good money! NB poor as fuck out here!