And then they came for the cookies
"Now in original and HIV flavored"
At least they were considerate enough to let us know they replaced the chocolate chips with tranny dingleberries.
>drag moms
did (((janitors))) shoa‘d the last thread?
Cookies?
You couldn't be a drag mom cuz you wouldn't have no kids to be the mom of.
>when your country uses twice as much oil per day as china which has 5x as many people but cookie company tweets mean there's a problem with society
Such Degeneracy
bump and reminder that chips ahoy is part of Nabisco Mondelez. someone should make a chart of which products to avoid
Oil is useful, makes us productive. Trannies are celebrated Pedos and Mental Patients. Weak bait.
>your country
Feel free to take a nose dive into the murky shit that is anywhere third-world.
Kek
I wish God would just smite us all at this point. I wouldn’t even mind sacrificing my own life for the world to be cleansed of this degeneracy.
>Giant faceless corporations
>Not already evil
It's like you faggots are retards or something.
more of these please friendo
Ditto. No point in living in such a world. Each day it sinks in more and more that I've been fighting for people who are just spiritual corpses already, dead inside who seek nothing but materialistic stimulus to try and fill the void endlessly and will seek to destroy me just because of their own insecurities.
Really hits the nail on the head.
These advertisers aren't trying to sell a product using things people like. They are trying to sell an ideology using a product people like. They have it backwards.
This is a legitimate marketing disaster for the companies that actually get scammed with this. They are being used by marketing firms to push political ideology at the cost of their business and profits. Rather than bringing more people to the product, this marketing actually just serves to drive away the current customers, as some of them won't like the political viewpoints being expressed - no matter what direction it might be in.
And it won't bring in new customers because it's not advertising the product, it's advertising the political ideology. The tweet isn't about selling cookies, it's about selling transgenderism. Who, when they are thinking of buying cookies, goes, "boy which ones do all the homosexuals eat? That's what I want! I want the faggot cookies."
Will the day ever come?
who do you genocide in this case though? other than the jews
Good infographic.
Why people keep being surprised when corporations do nasty shit is beyond me.
I'm not even a commie. I just hate faceless corporations.
Saved
I should have known oreos were also fucked
I'll stick with my peanut butter homemade aids free cookies thank you
>I wouldn’t even mind sacrificing my own life for the world to be cleansed of this degeneracy.
what are you waiting for? Or are you sitting around waiting for someone else to do something? Start a movement. Protest something. Create a business with values. Start a cult. Leave your room for once.
You only ever need to genocide the Jews.
Most Americans only care if the product is any good or not. Not if some ideology is attached to it. Just look at how popular Chick-Fil-A is in a time when everyone is supposedly "woke". I think that's revealing to how much people actually give a shit about this stuff.
You forgot Heinz dumbass
I unironically fully support a tranny genocide. Even knowing most are just victims of the propaganda.
Yes, I saw something similar linked on the Twitter thread. Looks like I'm avoiding Chips Ahoy too as far as cookies go.
Does anyone remember any other instances of "wokeness" from the other companies listed?
This is why you don't put a fag in charge of your social media
Haha. I kept scrolling down their page and a lot of those tweets were gold. Good times.
>And then they came for the cookies...
And there was nobody else to stand up because we were all cowards
>Keebler isn't made by mondelez
Dare I say, Keebler is /ourcookie/?
Chips Ahoy has tasted like crap for awhile now. Not the same as it was back in the day.
>Nigga
Jesus, I can't believe he said the N word, some one mention this to them real quick, we can't have our cookies get promoted by racists
They're made by elves that live in the trees of ancient European woods. Of course they are.
It's 1933, the bottom is about to fall out. The pendulum is about to swing back. Hell is about to break loose and these filthy degenerates will be cleansed off the face of the Earth. And if by some divine tragedy it doesn't, then God save us all.
WHAT THE FUCK, THEY ARE FORCING TRANNY SHIT INTO EVERYTHING INCLUDING COOKIES NOW? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
Funny. Nabisco uses slaves.
forbes.com
I CAN'T FRICKIN' WAIT
You have a point, we should be converting our crematoriums into power plants and using jews, trannies and all other degenerates to supplement some of our oil consumption.
When Converse makes a Pride Collection but only recognizes the correct two genders.
It's the kids, user. Every fucking time, it's the kids. Leftism is about fucking kids, nothing more or less.
>"what's the big deal, we just want to be gay in our own private bedroom??"
>"what's the big deal, we just want to get married legally??"
>"what's the big deal, it's just a cake??"
>what's the big deal, it's just a bathroom??"
>"what's the big deal, your kid's just sitting on my lap during story time??"
gay rights is a slippery slope towards total filth and degeneracy
People have been saying that for the last 30 years, yet things just keep getting worse.
I doubt the day you're waiting for will never come, and if it does, it will come too late.
Funny. Converse uses slaves too. business-humanrights.org
Well, at least it makes sense. Chipsahoy taste like ass.
That feel when you realize the very people you're trying to help and save would beat you to death if some 16 year old brown thot said you touched her butt.
>c-corporations are BASED though guys. tariffs and taxes are bad! low wages are good! socialized healthcare is the worst thing conceivable!
Everything stems from the corporations. Open borders. Social justice. Poz. It's all for the sake of profit.
>"boy which ones do all the homosexuals eat? That's what I want! I want the faggot cookies."
kek it's so ridiculous
Smells Like Teen Statism
@BlueEightySix
4h4 hours ago
Your brand is now toxic. Congrats. This was an appallingly stupid decision. See also: Target, Dick's sporting goods, Gillette.
Have fun with profit losses! Hope it was worth it.
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kasy
@nyaruma
4h4 hours ago
I'm sure they'll do just fine lmao
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Smells Like Teen Statism
@BlueEightySix
4h4 hours ago
Dick's is closing stores lmao
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LW
@redstatetake
4h4 hours ago
Proctor and Gamble had a record quarter in every division except Gillette lmao
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Them niggas getting ratioed thank God and this is Twitter that has had like 5 different purges of conservatives they've banned me on multiple numbers they've like geolocate banned my ass and not even for death threats just shit posts.
Wonder what they are recalling for?
STATE ENFORCED HOMOSEXUALITY AKA GLOBOHOMO
They are made in Mexico now faggot
>unexpected solidified ingredient
>trans dingleberries
Looks like that other poster was psychic
I have every single one of these products am I peak burger :(?
spergbook/ ChipsAhoy/
People should make their own cookies. Cheaper and rewarding. No preservatives and all that horseshit. Plus it makes your whole house smell great for a few hours.
This, homemade cookies are pure kino for all senses.
It’s a nostalgia cookie. There’s a shit ton of food we only eat because we were given them as kids.
It's beautiful
Matthew "Uncle Maffoo" Morgan
@UncleMaffoo
7h7 hours ago
I am vomit
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Mayo May
@CheeksMay
7h7 hours ago
I am vomit
1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
Übrigmensch
@Schwarztod2
7h7 hours ago
We are vomit.
1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
BidnessIsGood
@BidnessG
6h6 hours ago
Yo estoy vomito.
1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
David Bovey
@DavidBovey
6h6 hours ago
You are all vomit.
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Caprice
Classic
@RHI_Flection
6h6 hours ago
Why are you vomit? This is odd.
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Chips Ahoy!
Verified account @ChipsAhoy
6h6 hours ago
they should get that checked out
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BidnessIsGood
@BidnessG
Replying to @ChipsAhoy @RHI_Flection and
@chipsahoy cookies and also social media posts made us ill!
12:36 PM - 12 May 2019
Another product on the ever growing blacklist.
This user, gets it
who's going to start the nightly threads?
NO GF TO MAKE COOKIES
>cookies
Sounds degenerate.
just don't buy tollhouse chocolate chips, because nestle is another faggot nabisco brand.
500g unsalted butter, softened
3/4 cup brown sugar
395g can sweetened condensed milk
5 cups self-raising flour
1. Beat butter and sugar together in a large bowl of a stand mixer until creamy. Add milk and beat until combined. Stir in flour until combined. Divide dough into 4 equal portions.
2. Preheat oven to 170°c. Roll heaped tablespoonfuls of dough into balls and place on baking paper-lined trays. Use back of a fork to press down on dough to flatten or make a deep indent using your thumb in dough, if making jam drops. Bake for 15 minutes or until pale golden. Cool on trays for 5 minutes before transferring to a wire rack to cool completely. Store biscuits in an airtight container for 3-4 days.
These corporations have so much wealth they don't even care about profits anymore, but socially engineering the population.
>Drag moms
Traps 4Goy
I won’t give out family recipes BUT....does Jow Forums want cookie recipes? Chips ahoy sucks. Making cookies from scratch doesn’t take long and is some of the easiest baking you can do. I’ll post good recipes if Jow Forums wants.
Sour Patch Kids? NOOO!
And then one day, for no reason at all...
I go out of my way to not purchase 'woke' products... Just one, but I doubt i am alone
The adult men who groom young men to be faggots like them. I was listening to some radio show on npr, and some fag told his story about him being groomed for this shit at a young age, as though it was a good thing. And the audience applauded at the end. And this was on the radio in America. Unbelievable.
>the cookie jew
every fuckin time
You don't have to eat them all give them to people. Bitches love snacks and sheeit.
$ itself is just a piece of paper that these same strong controlling influences convince us through the media they own that it's worth anything.
>Two black cookies on the creamy white filling
You're a literal cuckold if you eat oreos.
You know who eats monstrous amounts of cookies? People who are unhappy. With themselves, with whatever They'll sit and chomp through an entire bag. Think Nabisco wants all that depressive gorge income to go to Pepperidge Farm? Nope.
>And it won't bring in new customers because it's not advertising the product, it's advertising the political ideology. The tweet isn't about selling cookies, it's about selling transgenderism
Exactly. Same with Gilette's ad, it was selling feminism and anti-male gender ideology, not men's products. When I was in business school, the marketing majors were the ones who basically never wanted to do any actual work and survive off of following trends. This reeks of those same kind of people, probably the majority being women and gay men, looking to push their political/social trend on their own work.
It could be coming from higher up too, considering how over funded, over pushed and astroturfed the tranny movement is. Either way, it's not what's good for customers or shareholders and companies need to wise up to this and stop being hijacked.
very, very subtle
>"boy which ones do all the homosexuals eat? That's what I want! I want the faggot cookies."
If you're gonna be bad, it better be good!
burlybakers.com
>A portion of the proceeds of this calendar will be donated to Jerusalem House.
>I want the faggot cookies
You're alright leaf. You'll be among the last to get raked.
their cookies are either dry dog food or wet dog food. no inbetween. disgusting
>Hecho en Mexico
Fuck Chips Ahoy
I hope you understand that the chance of you actually boycotting a product on this image that you are already using is less than the chance that you subconsciously remember one of the brands on this image and end up buying them later on.
I mean it has the word Lez in its name.
I hardly ever buy anything on that picture, all of those are either overprocessed candy and junk or easily replaceable products
I make them by the hundreds for holidays and the occasional event. I made around 300 for a fundraiser a few months back and kept like 20 for myself. Shit's fucking great to have when you're peckish and are good for around 3 or 4 weeks with proper storage.
Milk and Cookies... More symbols of the alt right