LNP = Liars/Boomers
ALP = Union Boomers + Leftists
Greens = Leftists
Everything else = wont get enough votes to justify listing them here
So, whose ready for another 4 years of neutering and ass fucking on Saturday? At this rate the only thing Im looking forward to is the sausage sizzle at the local polling booth.
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Reminder:
Reason/Sex party > everyone else
No thanks. Id rather NOT have another Richmond in any city.
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I voted for them, seem based.
already voted for anning's party
I hope the senate is another clusterfuck
Yeah but they wont get the votes. None of these micro parties ever do. And the ones that do get votes will always partner up with a degenerate party making their own policies useless.
Then you get even shittier parties like
This country is so fucked, no one cares about politics, retards always voting for liberal or labour. Anyways CEC seems to like to be isolated, they don't like to team up with other parties but they persuaded labour and pauline hanson to push the glass steagall bill they wrote up which would create a national bank. We all know how that turns out though (Gadaffi, Saddam, Hitler)
Thing is I dont mind some of Labor's policies. The main issues are Tanya Plibersek and Penny Wong. If they could get rid of them and the entire Labor Left faction, Id happily vote.
LNP on the other hand seems to move more and more towards being the kike party. Also we really need a better party for the rural areas. The Nationals are fucked.
So you are happy with Labor wanting to increase our third world immigrant intake, and increasing our taxes, and taking action on “climate change”?
Kill yourself cuck
Typical fucking bogan. The fucking libs increased third world immigration in the form of students and (((((skilled)))) workers. Also id rather not help the libs supply weapon systems to the Saudis so that EVEN more shitters become refugees.
But like I said Im still on the fence. People like you definitely push me to vote labor though.
What is preferential voting
Voting labor is a fools errand.
Wouldnt you prefer to control your own fate?
Thats what the liberal party offers. Lower taxes, though spending be less for public services, offers you the chance to put money into private services as you see fit. Money for furhter education if youre a parent, or money for private health insurance.
Why the fuck do you want a government taking away more of your money? Can they spend it better than you? Do they know yourself better than you do?
>but muh climate change
A country that contributes to 1.3% of global greenhouse gas emissions has no need to change anything. WE should be enforcing international policy to hold the big emitters accountable. Though this is completely pointless as the climate IS shifting and humanity lacks the technology, willpower and resources to do anything significant. Earth is fucked, there's no turning back beyond a global initiative where strict pollution sanctions and jail time are put in place. But that wont happen, India and China have a hard enough time just fucking being decent people to each other, why would they suddenly grow a global conscious now?
Best we can do is buckle up and create a surplus to counter any shitstorms on the horizon.
I interview control groups for the elections and almost every Greens or Labor supporter is something who has fallen victim to a global commie virtue signalling narrative, dont get sucked in. Do whats best for yourself and Australia.
Greens candidate BURNside set to defeate Libs (((FRYdenburg)))
is there anything more aesthetic than a parable election?
>theguardian
A point of view as valuable as all the other cunts in this thread
>Boomer: FUCK FACTS
abc.net.au
etc
>Hurrr fryingnoseberg will lose if he doesn't get enough votes
Babys first political discussion
???
>Voting labor is a fools errand.
How long do you think they'll be in power for? It's looking like a pretty big win for Shorten. Even if they're gone in three years they'll no doubt create many "time bombs" like the NDIS. Statutorily protected spending programs or regulations that will extend well beyond their term in office.
I wonder how bad things will get. Or maybe they'll just enrich themselves and their connected mates and not bother with fucking over Australia all that much.
Fuck off you dense motherfucker
I for one can't wait for all the boomers to get a shiny new set of teeth drilled into their skills so they can die with dignity rather then respect
People really dont like shorten. Even the labor voters dont like him and most prefer ScoMo as the better prime minister. They'll be in for 3 years, fill their and their cronies coffers and fuck off leaving the liberals to clean up the mess again, and the cycle repeats.
Youre spot on, though.
Its just unfortunate that many of the youth of this country are so brainwashed by narratives stemming from California, via social medias, that we'll see some seriously backward policy in our lifetimes
>Or maybe they'll just enrich themselves and their connected mates and not bother with fucking over Australia all that much.
Oh thats exactly what they'll do. A vote for labor is a vote for exactly that. Ive seen it first hand in my social circles, and anecdotal evidence that people high up the public sector or utilities benefit for the entire lifetime for helping the labor cause. Stuff like heinously low electricity rates, special government contracts etc... And they're so corrupt and unions wield so much power that its incredibly difficult to prosecute them.
lets face it ausanons were boned either way the corruptions getting worse labour or liberal...
btw vote sex party!
Voted Greens today
kys boomerjew apologist
Greens are the pillow with which i will extinguish your kind
Why?
NEETbux + Legal weed
What's their policy on NEETbux? DSP increase?
sshieeetttt
NEET benefits of voting GREEN:
-Newstart to a living level as the starting salvo.
-UBI in the pipeline.
-Government Bank with cheap loans for home purchase.
-Massive government funded home building project to kill demand-side of housing prices.
-NBN retrieved into a public project aiming for everyone connected with the best speeds possible.
-Dental on Medicare.
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For god's sake put a meme flag on. You're a fucking disgrace.
oh yeah and they have a some tax/subsidy stuff for our vidya devs to promote gaming....
one of their senate candidates is an indie dev aiming to be the first GAMERS RISE UP in senate.
for weedgang Natale has stated for a long long time he wants to decriminalize all drug use. addiction/substance abuse is a medical issue not a legal one.
when a pillow the boomers meme flag is created i will never take it off.
Legal weed is only a matter of time
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Canberra already has it. They're even drawing up new smoke and drive laws.
Yeah nah. I'll vote Labor but thats as far as that goes.
Voting? We should have killed them all already
>voting duopoly
what's it like to be an americunt?
made a titlecard for this monumental battle
Ive voted micro-parties in the last two elections as well as state and all that got me was two 4 wasted votes that went nowhere.
>wasted votes
you
are
such
a
dumb
cunt
(not only is it impossible to waste your vote, but the 1 votes decide where public funding resources go)
That's right buddy. Voting for fringe left parties does nothing in the long run. I mean, labor is going to give us free weed cuz greens right
By your own admission and the pic you posted, you JUST proved that my vote was useless in the past 2 elections fuckwit. So what are you trying to get at?
Julian "i love brown cock please give me more" Burnside vs Josh "the kike' Frydenberg
Both are still shit.
>Voting for fringe left parties
So every micro-party is fringe left? What the fuck are you on about? Do you even live here?
>boomer doesnt understand preferential voting or public resource distribution or that millennials and the greens are going to pillow him in his sleep
honestly it's a good thing you have brain problems
Yes. The greens are a fringe left political party. Voting for them is a waste. Vote for Clive palmy cuz "dusnt matta I voted for cheese n sauce chicken bra" for your cope
One vote that is "wasted" is a lower house vote if you live in a safe seat. Although your vote counts it has no effect on the outcome of the election.
>he doesn't have a dynamic two party system wherein the general right and the general left have to band together but that factions within get to beat each other in primaries
Also Maine has preferential voting, sorry pal.
This is pretty good bait retard (you)
>Jow Forums bought into the identity politics so hard they think voting liberal in any sense is good for australia
Think I'll vote labor and just place a huuuge wager on them winning on Sportsbet.
Usually politics doesn't affect me much but Liberals have fucked everything around me. Pajeets everyfuckingwhere, can barely afford rent or electricity anymore. Price of rego went up AGAIN in NSW. Job market is so competitive because of the said jeets. Healthcare constantly attacked.
All that bullshit about stopping the boats and fixing the economy. Straight liars. They just bring 10x the amount of cunts in legally and our economic situation is worse than under labor who at the very least had the excuse of getting us out of the GFC. Debt levels have more than doubled but the worst part is the complete lack of care for the citizens and our quality of life over market profits. Blatant fucking liars. It doesn't matter who you vote for. I would rather vote for the one that is slightly better for me and doesn't favor rich boomers.
Oh and look the liberal candidate for my area is. Pramej Shrestha
Time to crank up South Park
>Actually thinking labor is any better
I mean if you dont give a fuck about them wanting to bring in more hate speech laws, LGBT protections, refugees and white guilt, and more rights for roasties at the expense of white children then yeah vote for the progressive left because its easier on your wallet
kek
>WE should be enforcing international policy to hold the big emitters accountable.
This.
We only stop the boats because they pay people smugglers instead of our universities
Daily reminder to preference the lnp last, they don't deserve our vote
>voted for anning's party
God bless you user, I put him at the top of the ballot as well,followed by katter,Shooters&fishers,LibDems,
Doesn't the fact that Gort was eliminated mean you can in fact waste your vote?
>1st votes are counted, Gort only gets 6
>Gort is kicked out, his voters 2nd is counted
>etc etc
What if 94% of people had Gort as 2nd?
i dont understand why you cunts have such a hard time comprehending you cant waste your vote.
just vote the party you like best 1, 2nd best 2, etc until you run out of parties you like.
just do that and your vote will only go to parties you like and you never have to worry about "political viability" like the American OP is gaslighting you on.
Nigger what you're saying is no different with 1 choice than it is to 100, if the parties you like aren't gaining power then they aren't gaining power.
Take the other guy who only voted for micro parties for instance, where did his vote go?
Right in the fucking trash because it wasn't Labour or Liberal.
>People in this thread unironically voting for Liberals, Labor or Greens
How does it feel to be a shit cunt?
>if the parties you like aren't gaining power then they aren't gaining power.
ok? you think being in the minority is wasting your vote????
what even is voting then?
And herein-lies the problem, third party candidates never have a chance so it's a two party system, any vote for a non-politically-viable candidate is a wasted vote.
Congratulations, you took a simple concept of voting, convoluted it enough the
Thanks user, that's now my voting list fuck the commies.
You'd have to be fucking retarded to do so
Retards like you who don't vote for third parties are the reason we have a two party system you absolute fucking cumstain
Reminder> Vote Fraser Anning
ok you're clearly just a shill for the duopoly
no one here could possibly be so retarded that they accidentally twist the "don't waste your vote" major party meme into being about being in the minority.
no one here could possibly be so retarded that they accidentally use terms like
>non-politically-viable candidate
you're clearly just a corporate shill for the duopoly that wants us to vote like americans
I would never vote for the two main parties because they're two cheeks on the same ass.
The way I see it the main reason you have a two party system is normies are required by law to vote, their 1st and 2nd are always going to include one of the two main parties since they're fucking retards and have only ever heard of the two main parties. Removing mandatory voting might not completely fix the issue but it wouldn't be quite as fucked as it is now.
Also, I'm not a citizen, I'm from kiwiland, so I can't vote for based Anning.
I still miss him guys
I find it highly unlikely that they wouldn't have shills on here for any election. Ask an Australian shibboleth that can't be googled.
"what's the best brand of steel wool?"
Anyone have a good example of full below the line senate ballot vote?
>when the greens are the least jewy of the big 3
fuck
already lib/lab are trying to bail out property with these fhb bribes
feeling really black pilled today, the future is dark, i almost wish i was a shitskin so i could feel more used to it
this country is just all about property and the entitled scum that own it, if that isn't some sort of faggot fuedalism i don't know what is
>Removing mandatory voting
duopoly shill.
you know exactly what happens when mandatory voting is removed.
Look at any property website and set the price range as high as it can go. Nothing but houses that look like sheds going for millions.
They are going to flood this place just to keep it from dipping
What, only people who care about politics vote meaning a third party is actually possible in the Australian system?
Why do you want normies flooding ballots with their Liberal/Labour first picks?
This took you 4 minutes to upload mate.
What's your 8?
1. UAP
2. One Nation
3. Fraser Anning
4. Australia First Party
5. Liberals
6. Australian Progressives
7. Greens
8. Labor
lowering the voting pool just allows minorities to sway elections.
the fight is to inform and sway the majority, not to restrict voting until your minority is bigger than the opposing minority.
>britbong
>8
1 Greens
2 Pirates (used to be my 1 before Natale strong-armed the Greens into being economically progressive)
3 Socialists
>can literally solve all climate woes and power issues by unbanning nuclear and adopting gen 4 reactors
>no one has even thought to bring this up once
meanwhile
>labor wants wind farms and to TOTALLY END RACISM >:(
>liberals bought fucking (((f-35s))) instead of drones
I have given up hope for this country's leadership.
>the fight is to inform and sway the majority
But you know full well that's not going to happen, especially not with normies who aren't politically active. Instead of having minority parties swaying elections you're forcing the elections into a two party system.
Also, you aren't restricting voting you're just not making it mandatory.
i know its really getting to me today after that announcement
normies think they're king shit
god i despise most australians
absolutely disgusting faggots
voting liberal or labor is a legit act of treason
Good times ahead for this country. Good times
same fucking difference.
a democratic government has it's authority by virtue of the public's consent. if a minority of the public ends up deciding the government then the government conceptually lacks authority. thats why voting must be mandatory, a condition of citizenship.
>third party candidates never have a chance
>liberals bought fucking (((f-35s))) instead of drones
Thanks tones
I voted conservative national party. Did I waste my vote?
>Wouldnt you prefer to control your own fate?
>Thats what the liberal party offers
AHAHAHAHAH
OHHOHOHOHOHO
HAHAHA
OH
NONONONONO
Me too I signed up as a life member because of him. The party basically booted him with in house fighting. He was based on a lot of stuff
>This message brought to you by the LNP.
Australia first is based. Probably the only ones to openly name the Jew
>a democratic government has it's authority by virtue of the public's consent
The public's consent is manufactured by jews who run the media (paper, radio, tv, online, etc).
>if a minority of the public ends up deciding the government then the government conceptually lacks authority.
And? Do you not think a government which actively works against its people is as bad, if not worse than, a government voted in by a minority of its citizens?
Fuck off cunt. Selling off everything and privatizing assets that are already paid off does not make life easier here. Everyday expenses are higher under Liberals and more and more pointless laws and regulations are being introduced every week.
Both labour and liberals are cancer. Infact I'd say not only are they cancer they also have hiv aids.
based
theaustralian.com.au
>And making the situation even more dangerous for the nation is that whoever wins the lodge on May 18 will not see the evidence of the crash in the statistics until 2020 because the industry still has a mountain of back work to complete. This work will be take at least until the end of calendar 2019 and perhaps into the early months of 2020. Then we fall off a cliff.
>knows the media has an outsized influence
>wants to give them even bigger influence
retard