*colonizes mars and leaves you for dead*

*colonizes mars and leaves you for dead*

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Jokes on you I want to die anyway

*colonizes Uranus and gets a free ride*

>jeff Bezos will be able to privatize entire planets in our lifetime
>the poor rubble will be confined to the giant Amazon warehouse we used to call Earth
>a giant wagecage will be built around the ozone layer so none of us can escape

This is true, actually. The elite will form breakaway societies and this will be a prison planet.

>colon-izes Uranus
So progressive.

Can niggers survive on Mars?

>implying plebs matter

There's noone there to taze them...
if you diiiiiid
And it's gonna be a long long time

Just make sure that the humans we send to populate Mars are of finest quality then I'm fine being stuck in this planet. Ensuring humanity's survival with a bonus of a total reboot of the gene pool is really good.

Does blue origin even do anything? I only ever hear about space X.

>can't even put anything on the moon, no people leaving Earth orbit
>We..we gonna colonize Mars soon!

Both of these guys have gone off the deep end. Very sad as both were at one time amazing change agents.

I basically already live on mars

Nope. The difference with blue origin and spacex is that Elon has a plan and the will to get shit done, and Bozo just throws money at other people to get it done for him. SpaceX is eating up all the contracts anyways and soon they’ll have a monopoly over US space transportation.

>LE DUDE MARS LMAO

holy shit how much of a fuckiing sheep cattle goyim do you have to be to support the literal replacement of the human race by elitist kikes by sending them to another planet. They will ship you off to a wasteland desert where you live in a pod for the rest of your life while they indulge in the riches of earth.. besides we didnt even ((land on the moon)) what makes you think you can venture literal millions of miles further

You're right in a roundabout way. We need to stop putting these individuals on pedestals and start looking out after our communities in an uncentralized method.

Can somebody answer, if space is fake then what do employers at NASA and Space X do to justify a paycheck. I work near one and see a multitude of employees and they’re all on payroll

Have experience at NASA. Space isn't fake.

They'll actually incentivize idiots to move to Mars well the people who knows what's up move to Venus

> More than 800 billionaires in the US
> Only 2 care about human evolution
> All the rest are filthy kikes or cucks

You guys want to fuck with Jeff Bezos? Spread the news that using the word "Amazon" for his company is cultural appropriation.