How young can I go for my age?

I am currently 32... I look perhaps 26-27.

Made a bit of coin thanks to Jow Forums so finances are good.

How young of a gf could I get that would be acceptable?

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>Jow Forums made me money
ya blew it

Anything legal you dumbfuck.

Old enough to drink

Your age divided by 2 plus 7

your age minus 10

To fuck? Anyone that's at least legal age.
Actual companionship/marriage? About 25-26, or half your age plus seven, as said

lol faggot

As young as you possibly can. I was 31 and dating a 23 year old. 33 now and dating a 22 year old.

Gonna marry the 22 year old but if I wasn't I would find a 21 year old or perhaps a very orthodox Catholic 18 year old.

Women over 25 are spoiled milk as far as dating. If you're dating one and she turns 25 on your guard, that's fine, but just dating one... the math doesn't add up.

Unironically this. You have all you need if you're not larping. Sure, the girl won't love you, will probably cheat on you with her real boyfriend, and will leave you the second you get broke. But hey, you can be like me when I was young.. i had a car and that was all that mattered.

18.

18

Fuck the haters

23 so she's out of college

23-24

Half your age plus seven.

roastie detected

your age divided by 2 minus 7

>I am currently 32..
18. Don't give a fuck, bro. I'm 36 and use to fuck a 21 yo girl and her 24 best friend. Now I'm fucking a 27 yo one.

your age divided by 2 -10
then when they get too old dump em for another one

As young as you want.
I had a 14 year old gf and I was 27. let her pretend to be your little sister and nobody will care.

Google legal age of consent in Mexico.... you will throw up.

Oh yeah, and if you are aren't a pussy and you surround yourself with level-headed people, nobody will have a problem with it. You'll actually garner a fair amount of respect. Even her parents think it's just swell that there's an age gap, because they know I can take care of her and I'm not some jackass 24 year old guy.

This is tangent, but don't waste your time dating people who have divorced parents.

Fucking faggots. Go as young as you can get as long as it's legal.

As young as legally possible. Rest is just envy.

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dating and, even worse, wife'ing a ho that has been to kike indoctrination camp is a terrible idea

>How young of a gf could I get that would be acceptable?
only used up roasties would care

If she can sit on a park bench and touch the ground with her feet, you're good to go.

Legally? 18

>I am currently 32... I look perhaps 26-27.
Should we tell him?

18 so she cheats on you with a teenage boy because nobody young really wants to suck on some old man's old wrinkly balls

16 isn't bad.

what is bad is that nearly 100% of men in Mexico try to fuck their nieces (not caring about how old they are).

Hi Mohammed

i agree
this guy has the right idea
this guy raises a good point, also to consider college educated women have a heavy chip on their shoulders, you really need to be mindful.
this guy has a point but be careful.

The age of consent in Mexico is puberty...

>14
Your aren't an ethnic german, right ? You're up late because your are stuffing your face before the sunrise ? Fucking mudslims.

i was gonna say based and redpilled but then I remembered your age of consent laws really ARE based and redpilled

You need to either be an 8 Hot or have an 80k/year job. It is important to note that once you attain the 80k/year job, your looks will no longer matter, however a 6 pack won’t get you laid at 60...but a pair of jet skis and a bag of coke probably will...now what you do is take your age, minus 7 and double it...I’m probably the most jaded boomer on the planet, but seriously listen to louis CK about how things get better. Just don’t be fat and don’t be in debt...and worse case scenario it’s not like women can unfuck you *Siiiip*

I'm 34, sknny and balding. People always guess 26 or so for my age. I regularly date 22 or younger. currently talking to a girl who is 24 I met at church.

>How young of a gf could I get that would be acceptable?
as young as you want as long as it is legal

You just just fuck a horse, mate.

14 was always age of consent here, long before we even had any muhammads.

and I‘m awake because I got work to do.

>like you've expertly detected op is a larping paid shitposting
>implying that some thread on pol aren't bait threads by shitposting shills
they are all by '1 post b this id' shitposting shills

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Half your age plus 7

32/2=16. 16+7=23

23 is the youngest girl you can acceptably date

I thought you had to be a politician to do that lol

Extremely ameritard OP post.

I think you will have a harder time finding a gf at that 32-year old boomer stage while you're still deliberating what age you can possibly get.

Tick-tock, gramps. Sperm gets bad beyond at the age of 40. We don't need more autists in this world.

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16+

18

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Mutts are cucked holy shit.
16 is the cutoff age for PTP, from then on the roasties only go downhill

Where do you find chicks dude? Rural user. I'm about to give up on the 33 year old, every time I think its going good, she does damaged goods shit.

Nope everyone can easily date a 14yo here if he wants.

>I stopped at 5
>The one where girls show interest

Thats a dangerous path bro. You need to be willing to teach a childlike mind from about 7 years old to where you are now. Its a hard path. Probably worth it but only if you have picked a girl based on merit and not just getting your dick wet. A young girl will view you as the golden goose and will relieve you of your finances in exemplary pace, and only expect more from you. You have to bring them back to reality without turning them fully insane. If it doesnt work out you can expect to be socially demoted and no pity or help will be given. If it does work out you will have conscribed for yourself a life of servitude and conflict mitigation, but you will have the chance at having good children. Thats the absolute best outcome.

Funny how the most degenerate States have the highest ages of consent. I wonder if it has anything to do with (((some people))) trying to delay marriage.

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>nevada island
damn lmao

>women grow up from 20s to 30s

You are adorable, bro.

everywhere but home... get out and experience the world, and chat up that pretty girl!

Sure.

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You're kidding right? I drive my dads porsche, no girl will even look at me since im not tall and a varsity athlete.

10

Your age * 0 + age of consent in your country

what does age of consent mean?
i always thought it mean't whatever age states have it means that's when people that age can fuck other people their age not people above 18 can fuck whatever age state grants consent to

>Still using this literal roastie formula
Lmao imagine being shamed into breeding with old, used up women

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This, unironically

Based and redpilled

t. roastie

16 if you're in canada

18 faggot, I'm 33 and fuck the youngest pussy possible. Same thing for wife hunting. As young as legal.

In practice it's generally 18. The lower ones exist only for under-18s, so that a 17-year old can't be charged with statutory rape because Daddy's mad that his 16-year old thot got got dicked by that 17-year old.

young as you can, if it's legal to get a 16, go for a 16

My gf was 21 when I met her, and I was 32. Her family gives her shit for the age difference but she is happy with me.

18

The question rather is why do you care what is 'acceptable'? Make your own moral code and live by it, not what others think is acceptable. Live your fucking own life. But before that, you actually have to think about morility a bit.

That you're posting questions like this at age 32 means you're pretty much doomed. Sorry.

>Tick-tock, gramps. Sperm gets bad beyond at the age of 40. We don't need more autists in this world.
A 40 year old man breeding with a 25 year old woman is fair less likely to create offspring with issues than a 40 year old woman with a 25 year old man. Why else would nature allow for men to procreate until the end of their natural life? Being an old man isn't optimal, but older men are infinitely better off than older women when it comes to reproducing.

Gotcha. Do people care much about age of consent in the rural areas?

Unironically swing at every ball. But between you and me I think 18-22 year old zoomers look a lot fatter, uglier, and rainbow-haired compared to millennial girls a few years older so the "younger is better" meme might have reached its limits now with young women deliberately fucking up their looks because feminism.

Depends, do you have any candy?

>that flag
>that comment
Ok Nietzsche

I walked into subway high af with my 45 year old mommy girlfriend and when one of the zoomer shit cashiers said happy mother’s day I grabbed her ass...always take ownership of your property

>No younger than half your age, no older than half your age + seven.
It's a universal rule.

I’m 35 my gf is 22 go for it

>roasties, pedos, zoomers and weirdos

Golden thread and advice from Jow Forums

hooked up with a 16 year old when I was 31. freaky as hell.

So 13 and half is okay, mr. glownigger?

im 33 always dated 13-15yo girls.. ppl never said anything about it.. maybe cause im a 6'4 Chad .. feels gud desu

If your last name is Podesta, you can go as low as 3yrs old

>maybe cuse im a 6'4 Chad
No the world doesn't work that way, you'd be arrested.

Women made this shit up LMAO

16 is fine, 13 is not fine.

I'm a manlet with a good jawline dressed like a prole and don't have a problem. Maybe you just have autism.

that is the best age

user, I....

Girls watch Kim K drink $10000 bottles of bubbly so if youre anything short of a multimillionaire youre not going to impress any american girl that hasnt hit the wall
And if your only redeeming quality is that you have 100k in the bank youre just going to be used and cheated on. What im saying is, if you had trouble with women before money youre not going to go from night to day

What?

Personally, I always round up, if you are twenty-seven and her parents agree, you absolutely should marry a girl aged fourteen to twenty-one.

That’s wrong and gay as fuck. Get out of here with your left wing XKCD bullshit.

Are you genuinely this blackpilled or are you just shitposting to fuck with OP?

I'm 19. This 13 year old girl I know is pretty cute. I thought she was much older and now my friends make fun of me. Her dad says how she's mature and someone told him they thought she was more like 18. What do I do