>be american
>eat literal shit
Be american
James Perry
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Jace Butler
>be German
>get stabbed by a mud skin
>be German
>get blown up by a mud skin
>be German
>lose every fucking world war
Easton Stewart
Ever heard of a book called "the Jungle"
Aaron Kelly
u know i would rather eat animal shit. that the pesticide grain fed shit they put in the meat. its better to eat shit
Jacob Green
I remember reading an article years ago saying Europe, in particular, France had one of the worst ratings for food cleanliness in the world.
This is just industry infighting. It's the same when Apple sues Samsung or viceversa. They both use their media arm to lash out and bash each other like niggers in a ring. It's pathetic. Don't buy into it, OP/
Nicholas Ross
fake news is fake.
This is a ploy to move the american food distribution networks towards bug farms to feed people bugs.
You think it dont be like it do, but it do.
James Diaz
A solid attempt at bait Hans, but I'll take feces over prion-infected neural tissue any day of the week. HAIL EVROPA LMAO.
Nicholas Reed
>be german
>buy a kebab
>roach handles your food with his left hand
you've been eating shit for years
Xavier Torres
>daily mail as a source
Wew lad. Don't eat that Bratwurst, it's not halal.
Blake Perry
>the german making fun of US for eating scat
O I am laffin
Angel Bailey
>literal shit is a food source
Wew lad.
Brandon Clark
>fake news is fake.
US meat is filled with shit
you can smell it when cooking it
Jackson Hall
every atom in your body, and every atom you have ever had come into contact with your other atoms, were at once point atoms comprising literal shit.
Camden Smith
Get real bitch. Same German vegan user that’s always irrationally asshurt over meat consumption. Pitiful display
Colton Watson
>better stop eating that meat goyim
>it's got shit in it you know
FUCK OFF YOU GOD DAMNED HIPPIES
Samuel Foster
Shut the fuck up you blood mouth carnist!
Austin Stewart
>the American eating false stereotypes like literal shit
ehm sweetie, yikes much?
Aiden Thompson
Still better than happily eating shit.
Juan Davis
Isn’t that literally your country’s motto?
Nathan Gutierrez
Is that what they teach in mutt schools ?
Kayden Gutierrez
I wonder how THAT could happen!
Mason Adams
>be americunt
>wake up at 4 in the morning
>drink coffee-infused high fructose cornsyrup
>gain another chin
>open door to leave
>dodge bullets from startled police officer
>thank him for his service
>get in pick-up truck
>wait in traffic for 5 hours, only poor people take public transport
>the clock strikes 11 past 9
>everyone gets out of their car and faces towards new york
>salute the twin towers. never forget.
>get to work
>see a job creator pass by
>prostrate before him and ask if you can work longer and for less
>he tells you that that you're going places
>the entire office begins clapping, thanking him for being so generous
>take lunch break (unpaid)
>eat a super size bowl of ranch sauce with a topping of salad
>gain a bra size
>finally head home from work after working unpaid overtime
>get pulled over by the cops
>they ask to see your ancestry.com results
>7% white
>cops feel threatened by how white you are
>get shot
Blake Bennett
Go shovel down sour kraut cuck.
Carson Jones
The stereotype is not false. I can guarantee you that.
Lucas Allen
in america car commuters do most of the paying for public transport, so all those people stuck in traffic deserve a thank you.
Connor Bennett
Top fucking kek
Andrew Peterson
Gavin Sanchez
It's OK. It's not like Germany doesn't deliberately mix industrial dioxin wastes into animal feed or anything.
Oh, wait.
bbc.com
Jaxon Foster
dude, you're like the motherland of porn and perversion
Jayden Clark
Yeah we're not 100% on that, either. We test /statistically/, instead of every cow. I forget whether it was Japan or China that had to have their arm twisted, to accept our beef under those conditions.
All these idiots defending having to eat shit in the meat.
Isaiah Reed
This was pretty good Hanz. We may just join your side in WWIII instead of sucking additional jewish cock.
Nathaniel Ward
There’s shit on your toothbrush too bro, there’s a mythbusters episode about that. The point is it’s nothing to worry about it and this is just political hot air.
Cooper Collins
That's a rather tall claim to make.
Logan Foster
Adrian Ortiz
statistically every human being is part Adolf Hitler, and Adolf Hitler was part Jesus Christ
dude
duuuude
Gabriel Stewart
Don’t deny it till you’ve tried it
Ayden Ross
>Be German
>Eat literal shit in scat movies
At least we cook our shit here.
Noah Anderson
Fucking eurocucks desperately clawing at anything to seem better. Dissolve American contribution to NATO and laugh at how fast the western Europeans learn mandarin
John Sullivan
Didn't the British people eat a girl that some Muslims raped, killed, and then fed to the public out of their shop?
Alexander Campbell
>we cook our shit
Robert Wright
>people congratulating a german for posting copypasta
Newfags pls
Jack Miller
>At least we cook our shit here.
Noah Sanders
Yes and unlike your schools it isn’t taught to us in Arabic
Eli White
literally everything you said is laughably untrue compared to how most of America actually is. Most places outside of the big cities are actually very peaceful and have a white majority. Where I live most people are white, very very few people are obese and the cops are super friendly and useful, unlike your pathetic police which are only armed with sticks. As someone who has actually traveled to Germany, it’s quite hypocritical to make fun of how “unwhite” America is when your country is literally overrun with shitskins.
Easton Gomez
Well, you must be a nigger
John Gonzalez
I'm sure the Kosher meat isn't like that.
Julian Miller
>dude, you're like the motherland of porn and perversion
Exactly, which is why I know for a fact Germans love nothing more than consuming warm piles of fecal matter. Its ok bro, its 2019.
Luis Nguyen
Just wait until you hear what they plant seeds in....
Asher Hughes
>consuming warm piles of fecal matter
But enough about American cuisine!
Joseph Perry
No way!?
Gabriel Bennett
Nice deflection hans, we are talking about your sexual proclivities.
Jason Reyes
Dude there's probably a particle of shit inside my nose right now from when I wiped earlier and a micro spec didn't wash off my hands and then I picked my nose.
There's shit bits for sure I bet on the inside my underwear. All over everyone's hands. All over fucking everything everywhere.
I mean people around you are farting all the time, and the gas inside their asshole is now filling your interior lungs. It's inside you now.
They've shared themselves with you.
And this is done all the time everywhere.
Shit is everywhere. On everything.
Best not to think about it.
Andrew Martinez
>there's probably a particle of shit inside my nose right now from when I wiped earlier
Do Americans really wipe their noses after taking a shit?
Dominic Fisher
>Do Americans really wipe their noses after taking a shit?
Yea how are we supposed to get the shit off our noses after sniffing the shit we shitted???
Aaron Turner
Adam Bennett
I don't think they would even know the difference. They are brain damaged anyway from all the onions in the fast food they eat to start with.
Parker Walker
Hold up, europe is actually the place where you work overtime for free. Some law only lets you get extra time off for it iirc. Here we get 1.5x pay at least.
Ian Scott
Americans are wagecucks lmao
Nathan Myers
that would have weight, if it wasn't for the fact that just like the muslims, american children duck and pray to god several times a day.
Isaiah Sanchez
POO IN THE STEAK
Josiah Green
RARE
Luke Robinson
>new zealand
>rare
Aaron Fisher
Germans are regular cucks
Christian Hill
BASED KRAUT.
Hunter Brown
>Not understanding the RARE memes when NZ was jailing people for sharing the footage & tracking people who went to the chans.
Gavin White
that was a magical night. the shitposting was ridiculous
Robert Powell
Luis Brown
Literal autistic fabrication with the delicate touch of ADHD. Truly sophisticated
Wyatt Sullivan
Grayson King
Gabriel Bailey
Accurate but stale. I don't know you, but I believe you can do better
Robert Stewart
It was user truly something that will be remembered for the ages. I'm pretty sure we all got some NZ anons locked up for a while due to our shit posting.
Easton Roberts
Not even close
Hunter Morris
What's your countries GDP?
Noah Turner
>companies owned and ran by sociopath financial fucks
>I wonder why everything has a fake fucking veneer over it
Deception is the name of the game in America.
A whole lotta rich people deserve prison.
Ayden Turner
Encouraging, that's very nice.
Jaxson Jenkins
People above a certain amount of money should be under constant scrutiny, today it's the other way around.
Christian Brooks
bovine feces or rodent feces?
Joseph Lopez
god tier
Alexander Brown
based bavaryan :3
Isaac Rogers
serbian tier