Okay Jow Forums, let's be serious

Okay Jow Forums, let's be serious.

Reasonable arguments only.

Is farming the ideal way to live a simple life?

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In concept it is,but farming acres of land must be hard work,what if the crops got rotten ? What if your goods didn't sell? Etc,seems stressful imo (not a farmer)

I dunno, but Id plough her vegetable patch if you know what I mean.

*looks at flag*

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I got a hold of acres and acres. Think I'm gonna farm and live a simple life.

Will tap that shit doggystyle

Who's that girl?

B. Venti
1/3 nigger

love is blind desu

>farming
Pre-agricultural primitivism or nothing.

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how do you be 1/3 of any ethnicity?

I think she was octacoon though. According to reich laws she is a prime candidate for state sponsored breeding

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Roastie that a few low t incels would trade all their sheckels for a sniff of her soiled panties.

No way, don't want soiled anything of hers but would make an effort for access to her unprotected pussy for cummin in.

Yes it is truly the best way of life.

Working the body during the day
then working the mind in the evening to unwind

Also you will spend a great deal of time alone doing it.

There is something deeply satisfying about seeing a seed come to fruition

>ywn implant your white seed in Venti's fertile mutt womb

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Man, I hope so. Can't be bothered with corporate life anymore. Just want my hard earned penny that I can spend happily without losing life.

Then you should cultivate unusual crops

and at this stage plant several white truffle plants (trees) which will reap you thousands in 5 years.

Grow Frankincense and you can sell it for $150 upwards per bonsai tree

My farm brand is

Socratrees

Go for the billionaire market and cultivate things no one else has for them to buy as gifts

Dude, I live in a climate where summers and winters are extreme. Doubtful the esoteric crops would grow here.

dude she looks like a hammerhead shark. get some standards.

You know if you twist the top off a pineapple, it will grow into a plant?

Then you put some root powder - plant it

then in a year, sell it for $100

yes it is.
it is self sufiecient,
it is honest
it is gods will

You know Goji Berries thrive in extreme climates?

You could have a greenhouse full of MicroHerbs and sell them to quality restaurants

also he is a bit to thicc for that dress

Frankincense needs a small space

so an indoors tent would be fine, the size of a fridge to host two shelves of plants

was about to ask

I want to racemix with based BV so hard, bros!
Hnnnnnnnnnggggggg!!!

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standarts is not what wins breeding wars. mate we gonna spread the seed. and plogh the fields even if the fields are not the best the harvest will be plentiful

>Is farming the ideal way to live a simple life?
Not really, proper farming is heavily industrialized and isn't simple, unless you are some sort of hobby farmer that'll be going broke soon.

checked, satan has a farm now, bois!

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99% of you faggots don't have the work ethic or drive to be successful at farming

Stick to your shitty cubicles and your mid 30s suicides, that's all you're good for

Can it grow in extreme temperatures?

I'm an amazing farmer.

Do you have a spare room in your house? A space available the size of a fridge?

All I need is more space to work with

Ohhh nicee.

Anymore crops that can grow in extreme-but-not-THAT-extreme weather conditions?

Farm Simulator 2018 doesn't count, user

I like the combination between aesthetic natural elements, among the crops - as these work as natural pesticides and fertilisers etc etc

Oh my, indeed!

Nice catch there, user. I overlooked it in all my excitedness.

Can you screenshot and make me famous?

>Is farming the ideal way to live a simple life?
I grew up milking the cows at 6AM, then going to school. It makes you tough. I inherited a shitload of land after I was done at uni. Now I just tap the trees and live like every canadain should. 120 gallons of syrup this year

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Yep. It's a huge farm house.

You know things like carrots are so cheap today - that you would have to go for something unique to sell at farmers market - a purple variety (were they originally purple?) or a rainbow variety.

Fruit trees are hardy, fruit bushes

You said you had acres and acres?

Grow heritage fruit trees organically and sell the crops at markets and directly to restaurants

In summer you can grow a large variety of edible flowers and sell for a large premium.

Why do you feel the need to be rude to me for contributing? Are you that bitter and despondent?

Well use a room as a hot house.

>Life goals.
user, you're awesome.

How is farming in Canada, here in the uk dairy farming is bad and it loosing lot of money

>Life goals
I still need to hold down a regular job, but country living it the best living.

I like her dress but hate her because she's a race mixed Judaic whore.

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>You said you had acres and acres
Yes, I could maintain a whole fucking winery if the climate allowed.

Them legs though not bad for a hammershark lol

That's amazing. You know I am sure you could grow a hardy variety of hemp and make a fortune.

Citrus of the less sweet variety (lemon) grow better in colder climates

You know what you dont see a lot of that might sell alot Beetroot

Vineyard,

>here in the uk dairy farming is bad and it loosing lot of money
Dairy farming for anything but a major corp is dead here. My parents sold the 'milk quota' out to a huge corp, with all the legal bullshit and labour it just wasn't worth it anymore. The only thing big jew can't master yet is making syrup, so I still do that

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Gooseberries my friend are becoming a rarity

Thanks for the correction!

Specialist Berries like Goji - I have yet to see them fresh in the shops, always dried.

user you could build a large cage containing nettles and other host plants and raise butterflies local to your area

The butterflies are pollinators.

True. I cant remember the last time i went to store and saw gooseberries or a market

The worse ive seen is tinned Beetroot

Its bad to hear especially when its one of important things you need to eat and drink

Ironically, farming is less simple than most people's lives. It requires hard work, various skills in different domains (caring for livestock, farming techniques, maintenance of machinery) and a vast amount of knowledge or experience. Being a neet, working a desk job, and being in the military are all way more simple.

>gooseberries
whew, those are terrible. FFS I can talk a walk and find wild raspberries everywhere

Black people are very, very mixed. So when two black people have a baby the percentage of it that is black gets weirder and weirder. For example, if a mulatto and a quadroon have a baby that makes it like 37.5% black. If that 37.5 person breeds with a mulatto that baby is 62.5% black. And if that person breeds with a white person that weird baby is 31.25% black, thus you get a weird thirdroon like Brit.

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All of your ideas are pretty great, man.

I'm going to archive this thread and consider all of the options. This is sweet.

It's like living art to raise butterflies for release in the wild, for as it brings you joy, it will bring others joy as well.

Don't have to care for livestock -- it's all about crops!
All machinery is rented or leased.
Farming techniques -- that's what I'm leaning.
Also, labor is awfully cheap here.

Very nice to speak to you. I need to do some vacuuming and brushing up outside where I was potting plants.

I wish you the very best with your vision.

Looks like that dress is gonna explode and send all those buttons flying away at the sightliest movement.

Peace be with you :)

Thank you and have fun!

Plants for extreme climates – Folat
folat.org/plants-for-extreme-climates

Thicc bong user is that you?

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user, you can't disturb my peace

The reason for wanting to do so, are all on you.

I wish you all a better life.

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when your work is satisfying that's when the drive appears.

i bet dpf regeneration procedure would disturb your peace, while you tried to run over little white christian girls with a semi

It is me

Wait no shit really?

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Sorry for not mailing you. I fell asleep >3

t. hasn't taken the soiled panty pill

Ignore the flag, I'm overseas for school but actually Swedish.
My dad's a small-scale cattle and crop farmer, inheriting the farm from his mom when he quit school at 14 years old, and he's still the only one working there.
Unlike the stereotypical farmer, he generally does not get out of bed before 11am. He works every day even if he's so sick he can barely walk, though he mostly only tends to the cattle on those days. There's always some tractor or tool that needs to be repaired, which he does by himself. He has barely any free time during sowing and harvest season.
There's an overhanging feeling that our government wants actual hard-working people like him to fuck off for some reason, which I find retarded, but that's just how the world's been for centuries, I guess. The farm used to be mainly dairy, but he stopped doing that about 10 years ago since, as the Brits in this thread mentioned, a small scale dairy farm simply doesn't turn a profit any more. He's not well paid now either, but it beats starving.
Granted, winter doesn't seem very busy for him, but there is the occasional trip to the forest to cut firewood for heating the house with.
His lifestyle has made him huge though. Fingers thick as sausages, arms and legs like logs and a massive beer gut. He could probably lift your typical fat neet over his head and throw him away without too much effort.

All that aside, good luck with the farm user. Be ready to work a lot more and harder than the average person while being actively disrespected by them, but take pride in the fact that you will actually be producing something of worth. Don't farm solo.

Pretty much so. My relatives have a cattle farm. It is hard work with no days off ever.
Same thing about the farmlands around the place, there are people working them day and night, all season straight.

>government wants actual hard-working people like him to fuck off for some reason
It's the other way around, they want to shackle him, to solidify his status as a slave to them. Without farming the state will lose both taxes and food.

>Is farming the ideal way to live a simple life?
No. (farmer)
Margins are minuscule on produce, and livestock isn't simple.
Low margins means big bank loans for land.
You don't get time off. Ever.
Most farms are on the margin economically and can easily get wiped out by a bad year (this year).

Darude sandstorm

Farmer user here, farming is hell and you’re a moron to think otherwise, it’s anything but simple and wholesome either it’s endless debt and suffering.

No wonder your pathetic race is going extinct

>farming is hell
Yeah it is not easy but I wouldn't say hell. I grew up milking cows before school, then using the hounds to track the missing cunts down at night. And fucking bailing hay. Toughens you up user