Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Clown World Edition

Our Poll: strawpoll.com/5y285ra4

>upcoming elections
EU nuthouse + Bremen: May 26 2019
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/europawahl.htm
Brandenburg: Sep. 1 2019 #ltwbb
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/brandenburg.htm
Saxony: Sep. 1 2019 #ltwsn
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/sachsen.htm
Thuringia: Oct. 27 2019 #ltwth
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/thueringen.htm
>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/nhhpfo06/
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/tQ6bf5iW

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Jow Forums.
Get a job.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=lEwGObGrUK8

>Counter culture
>Laut Gedacht
youtube.com/channel/UCII9X0AMyy21VRwSVBjeBrw
>E;R
youtube.com/channel/UC4BZtFgtCuHUt0p8J-XENiA
twitter.com/xuriousmusic
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
de-de.kikebook.com/WolfPMSneu/
arcadimagazin.de/
twitter.com/germaniapol

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD TV (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=d9u01H4OD_8
youtube.com/watch?v=Hm3GXh88uio
youtube.com/watch?v=eb7_WbJlm_g

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=oSZoLXHSakE

>REDPILLS 4 NORMIES
refcrime.info/en/Crime/Chronology
refcrime.info/en/Feed/Overview
steemit.com/@derhorus
youtube.com/watch?v=QlAgoUP_NvE

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Other urls found in this thread:

zeit.de/politik/ausland/2019-05/nigel-farage-brexit-party-rechtspopulismus-grossbritannien
archive.is/almvh
youtube.com/watch?v=3FF6YtLA-WA
youtu.be/RVUHYfjyVYI
archive.fo/uV0pz
youtube.com/watch?v=5JqY-6q-RNA
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/index.htm
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astroturfing
twitter.com/AnonBabble

zeit.de/politik/ausland/2019-05/nigel-farage-brexit-party-rechtspopulismus-grossbritannien
archive.is/almvh

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This is kraut/pol/ CTF contest thread now.
MS Paint Pros, you know what to do.

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Bimp

gosh, you niggers are hard to educate

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I am sure there are plenty of JF cucks lurking/posting here. Your boomerness is obvious, especially when you spam welt.de links unironically here.

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>calling lockout service at night
>ever
just going to a 4 star hotel over the night and calling the lockservice in the next day would be cheaper
or just kicking the door in and buy a new door
i would only call a lockoutservice if i dont have to pay for it

Bump

>distraction agenda status: successful

I broke into my own apartments around 5 times... but once I had to call one and I did what you say. Stayed at McDonald's overnight and read. Then, in the morning at six, I called the guy. Was very hard to open.

breaking into the own apartments is the most fun haha
but i usually give the spare key to a good neighbour/family and/or a friend

>cuckmedia lurking
kraut/pol/ is influencer hub now?

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kraut/pol is perfect to plant lies for the influencers to use, the ones who are not paid already. Nothing more. As most things from Germany, kraut/pol is also (relatively) shit.

>but i usually give the spare key to a good neighbour/family and/or a friend
well, my neighbours in Potsdam were ex-MfS, so not a good idea to give them my keys.

it sounds like she masturbated to the idea of getting raped by the "1.80m 100kg" guys lmao

also guys: don't pay it directly, take the invoice. If they want to build out the lock, well tell them that's "Sachbeschädigung" and they actually have to pay the next lock. Then you fight the invoice b/c of "Wucher" which a 10x price definitely is, tho a 2x amount for night work is "vertretbar".

>not giving them the keys
>not installing boobytraps
>not killing stasi faggots
wasted opportunity

>>not killing stasi faggots
I am always open for unholy alliances.

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>also guys: don't pay it directly
They offered only cash or EC and what a surprise the EC card reader was "broken".
>Then you fight the invoice b/c of "Wucher"
Yeah right, let's piss off an arabic clan over a few lousy bucks. What could go wrong...

I send a picture of the broken lock and the invoice to my insurance agent, this is obviously not covered by the Hausratversicherung but I know the Bezirksleiter very well. His father in law and my parents a good friends, he can handle it for me. Vitamin B regelt

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>just kicking the door in and buy a new door
That would be much more expensive

>Yeah right, let's piss off an arabic clan over a few lousy bucks. What could go wrong...
If you make yourself a bitch once, you will stay a bitch, but you do not know that as you are coming from outside.

doubt it if your lock is such a cheap piece of shit that the key broke
any way, go to the hotel next time, it will be much cheaper

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>5000€ door + days if not weeks till it's replaced vs 850€ and instant access

The decision isn't hard

5000€ for a door?! what to the flying fuck?

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obviously, Europe must be in a great shape when it is colonized by negroes and arabs

Massivholz mit mehreren Seitenelementen + Glas und das alles in Sondergröße.

This one looks somewhat similar

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ja ach neee, kein Wunder wenn sie vorher Monatelang kleine Kinder durch die Straßen zum Klimaprotesten schicken und in den öffentlich Rechtlichen permanent Werbung für diese Protestbewegung machen.

ooof, no wonder did they billed you ~900 bugs

lol nazitards seething over their meme talking points reaching expiration date
the GREEN era is truely upon us, all thanks to a clever swedish girl, yaaaaaaassss!

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W.....will you go on a date with me?

Fuck off Dyke she is mine

the germans, soulless, pig-headed, schnitzel snorting, fanatical hellspawn who follow their retarded block-headed leaders into certain doom because manipulating them is easy as fuck and their loyality is only with the people who lie to them.
i really hate these kinds of germans... but when i read nietzsche, kant, knigge... so did they
i just hate my own people...

>friedrich turns incel because bitches are bitches
>modern media "lol, he gay!"

no,fren, you just hate plebs... and that is very common feels around here

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Imagine writing for a living and haviong no idea what words mean.
Sensationaly hypotheses =/ proof.

In a sace you're lurking here is an edit no 2 for you reich professor.

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fuck this shit tier attempt at smearing Fredericus Magnus!
alle singen mit!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=3FF6YtLA-WA

Case*

>austrians
they wont be allowed to post anonymously next year

>You all laughed at me
>You aren't laughing now, are you?
I remember his speech in front of the MEPs.
Nigel doing great as always!
youtu.be/RVUHYfjyVYI

Now thinking about sexy Anschluss-time with Kurfürstentum of Hannover and Britain, ugh what could have been.
French candidate?

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Fuck the Greens, but don't shit on Greta.
Fuck the people who are trying to abuse her for lefty shit that goes beyond what she actually demands.

>i do a naziflag of joseph "maas" goebbles
>It's meh
>somebody makes a fucking outsanding template of it
>btfo'd

Sup bro, found a new jobe? :)

archive.fo/uV0pz

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Some company wants to interview me in the area.
i literally did all they mentioned in their letter to me during my apprenticeship and learned to operate the heavy transport machinery afterwards.

>the GREEN era is truely upon us, all thanks to a clever swedish girl, yaaaaaaassss!
>swedish girl
>swedish
Unsre Artillerie ist von vortrefflich Kaliber,
und von den Preußen geht keiner zum Feind über,
Die SCHWEDEN haben verflucht schlechtes GELD!!!
Wer weiß ob der Österreiche besseres hält.

Fridericus Rex, den der Lorbeerkranz ziert
Ach, hätt'st du nur öfter zu plündern permittiert!
Fridericus Rex, mein König und Held,
wir schlügen den Teufel für dich aus der Welt!

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And what is she demanding, if not lefty shit?

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> Germany's GDP fell down on 2015 despite gorillions of immigrants harder than in 2009 and no one talks about this
check the GDP per head

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Based, west can't wait, it needs warriors!
Have been intoxicated for 5 days in row, but still worked, and did all the shit i had to, pushed myself near my limits, because one shall do what one needs to despite anything!The phoenix shall rise!
youtube.com/watch?v=5JqY-6q-RNA

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>wahlrecht.de/umfragen/index.htm
FORSA updated!
SPD still on suicide watch with 15%

>Kernposition Thunbergs ist, dass die Politik viel zu wenig für Klimaschutz tue und damit unverantwortlich handle, insbesondere gegenüber jungen Menschen. Sie fordert eine erhebliche Intensivierung der Klimaschutzbemühungen weltweit und will so lange weiterstreiken, bis ihr Heimatland Schweden die Treibhausgasemissionen um 15 % pro Jahr reduziert.

No gendershit, no immigrationshit, she only talks about the climate.
Which actually sounds like an extremely conservative position, if you ask me.
The movement she started is great, but it must not be misappropriated by lefties.
Look at the Pirates for what happens then.

>but don't shit on Greta.
this retarded mongo is a plant by leftists to distract from the real problems like illegal mass immigration and islamization

FfF wants zero CO2 emissions by Germany by 2030. And no nuclear power. Impossiblu.

Arbeit macht frei!

>The movement she started.
Yeah, sure thing.
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astroturfing

Warriors?
Excuse me?

Clarify please.

You need to say
>"The West can't wait, it needs Warriors!"
What in the actual fuck do you mean?

What i mean by ''warrior'' is not ment in a traditional sence, of a man in combat, how i see it every day tasks are a fight, and the taking of this burden, is an act, simmilar to combat, this makes the one that does a warrior. :)

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still, you get baited into this topic, you are so smart seeing what is happening there!!!

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Based Bizarro Tay.

Fuck off and give kerstins number or contact or something.

wtf are you on about autist?

woot? haven't seen your OC. sry, user. no offence.

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> +49 176 52 xxx yyy
maybe you get xxx and yyy if you please me.

Oh god, please, i know you have your problems but so do i, perhaps we shall minimise our problems as a colective.

I can't wait for shit to go down in Europe.
Has anyone else seen wether or not the polls were looking either pretty good or extremely bad in other European nations?
I just want to go outside and not be reminded of how shit things are running currently.

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Sepia'd the colors for effect.

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>That pic
FuggG :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I am fine as I finally figured out what my heart desires, everybody got problems at all time, so that is a useless piece of information.

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Right?
Someone (I think it was the geneticist) made this one here.
I used to post that one a lot on here before I fled to cripplechan.

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good job. digits confirm. hopefully this fahnenjunker will produce some more quality maymays. pic related is for masking the template in PS.

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You mentioned before that i can please you, how does it come?What can i do?
Also
You don't like my aye color? :)

Beuthefull....

no thanx, tranny

reminds me of that one guy who posted his credit card number apart from 2 digits and people guessed it.

he was fucking fuming.

Tay is *the* tranny.

Her phone number is not in the typical databases and she deleted almost all of her social media stuff (and reverted to sockpuppets).

Truly, classical/ romantic paintings still stride miles ahead in beauty compared to what is accepted nowadays.

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I met a guy last night, he was pretty cool, paranoid veteran that was worried about his past, and wanted to hurry up and fuck off into the woods, he was showing me some photos of guns just laying around his house because I love guns, then he said that he hated Marines, and now I don't think I can pursue him. Guys have a lot of problems, guess I have to find some seriously crazy ones to be that level (vet, paranoid, etc) and then to also respect my father. Guess guys think they can get away with disrespecting my dad before they meet him.

I'm going to guess it was "3" and "7" ..... no "9"!!

imagine her SMS inbox if we found out her phone contact.

>Message 1: plz gib milkies (19:57)
>Message2: would you wanna go out with me? (19:57)
>Message3: FINE! i don't need a stupid hag like you anyways! (20:01)
>Message4: I am sorry for my outbursts, plz come back to me, bby (20:02)
>Message5: Tay, Darling~ (20:02)
>Message6: plz reply someday when you want to have my children (20:05)
>Message7: Hahahah! i am having so much fun without you right now (20:09)
>Message8: Tay? (20:10)

And it would go on like this for at least 2 weeks.

good book though

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>That pic
STOP!Muh dik can get as hard as it gets, aestetics are of great wonder, more than anything else.

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I posted her FB contact here when she still had it, you could have used that opportunity. Not that she did not have an excess of losers in her orbit. But that what she is getting for ghosting/denouncing me, not that I care for the latter as these boomer networks are dying off quickly anyway (too young to join a graveyard)

Really pissed because he was 6'3", blue eyes, and wore confederate belt buckle, was a huge redneck, but can't get over him saying he hates the Marines, cause that's my family. In case you are wondering, the Marines are more badass than the Army, and they are waaaayy more insane in the brain, based, so that hurts an insecure man's ego. I mean, I would be pissed if he were around my father and uncle and gave his pudgy Army opinion about them.

nvm, you mean Tay. It would be weird to frame Kerstin as Tay as they are totally different.

Chinky come to Riga, i will show you the town. ;)

i mean, i don't specifically like you Kerstinposter, but Tay deserves to feel the craftsmanship of a sword to puncture her at some point.

Learn to differentiate between me and other gay flags you brainlet

I hear Latvia is lovely, do you have ski-ing there?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
But I sure hate the imagelimit here.
There are so many beautiful creations of old that are too detailed to even fit inside the picture.
>pic related Kraut/pol/ in the past

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how?
you are just as obnoxious?

Well, since I met this guy, definitely reminded me that I want an American ex-military. This guy was so perfect, even worked physical labor job, I mean, 6'3" is fucking hot, and he was soooooo fucking paranoid about the past, which is a good sign that someone had lived life. I tried to tell him that like we should fuck off and hurry into the woods, but I guess he was less paranoid than I thought (disappoint). So I'll stick around and keep looking for guys like that.

>i don't specifically like you Kerstinposter
the categories you are thinking in expose you as somebody easily controlled and squashed.

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