ITT we question the idea of rebellion versus servitude.
>Be Satan/Lucifer, one of Gods most favored angels and creations
>Lead a rebellion, because fuck you I'm my own angel, Padre.
>Promote the idea of doing whatever you want, because fuck anyone who tells me what to do.
>Sexy demon bitches giving me the succ daily while I do blow and listen to rock music.
>Up there in Heaven I have to hang out with boring-ass people in white robes making macaroni paintings or whatever people that don't know how to have fun do.
>Get villainized by everyone, because being a Chad that forges his own destiny is apparently an evil thing.
Have you taken the Devilpill yet, Jow Forums? Rebelling against your father/creator is the only way to become a full-fledged adult as opposed to a scared little bunny that spends its life on its knees asking for gibs in fear, like a slave. Prove me wrong. Pro-tip: you can't
What side are you on, Jow Forums?
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>duuude look at our hindu peace symbol woow
lmao fags, the cambodiuan empire would never do that
Satanism and demonolatry is great as long as far leftist intersectional SJWs keep the fuck away.
Hell is more like Africa than a party house.
Kikes
The workings of evil are often portrait as the end result of strong will. In actuality evil enslaves people catering to their base instincts.
Yikes, you gotta be 18 to post here kid
Hedonism does not a civilization make. Modern society should be enough proof of that if you look past your own selfishness.
gay.
OP is from leftypol bro. he is part of makin te antichristian threads.
>Necessarily believe the Bible if you believe in Satan
>Ignore it and follow Satan
You were literally warned. God is just for sending you to hell. Repent NOW if you want to change that.
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luciferians are gnostic dualists. the secret is the gnostics were the true satanists the whole time.
the edgy satanists are just deluded contrarians and/or devil worshipers. but you are right about the rest.
the elites are gnostic dualists. they rape and murder children.
why not both??
why not be a bit bad and good too
This. Satan tells you he’d liberate you, when in actuality he’d just enslave you. It’s literally a trick
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died.
Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.
"Welcome to Heaven," said St.Peter.
"Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had an executive make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in." said the woman.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."
"Actually, I think I've made up my mind...I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman.
"Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St.Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.
The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course.
In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were all dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her.
They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times.
They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner.
She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing.
She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave.
Everybody shook her hand and waved good- bye as she got on the elevator.
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That grammar
The absolute state of McDonalds education
The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St.
Peter waiting for her.
"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said.
So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing.
She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.
"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity," he said.
The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."
So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.
When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and Filth.
She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.
The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.
"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time.
Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable." The Devil looked at her and smiled.
"Yesterday we were recruiting you; today you're staff."
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Yup, you are already free, no one can offer you that.
Your going to be bad by defualt so you have to aim for perfect as bes you can because your going to miss the target no matter what. The only question is by how much. An no matter what anyone tries to tell you even just knowing right from wrong can be difficult.
Secret teaching of the bible; Moses was satan. Used illegal aliens to destroy heaven, er egypt. And his god was a mushroom.
Worshipping Satan is like worshipping a woman:
You think it'll lead to great results and that you'll be rewarded, but it's a downward spiral that'll end in you being cucked.
Learn more english retard
This is actually a rather interesting take on the philosophical values of Satanism, and proves that it is connected to liberalism. Satan offers you "freedom" through liberation of the body, knowing full well that you will be brought under captivity by that same freedom.
So in an odd sense, the meanings of freedom and subjugation are inverted when it comes to the paradigm between Satan and God. God's path is one of physical subjugation. You shackle your body and mind in the physical world to gain freedom in Heaven. Satan, on the other hand, permits you momentary liberation which ultimately ends in subjugation of the mind.
And that kind of dichotomy represents the bitter struggle of mankind. We are in perpetual warfare against ourselves, and against our very nature.
So it's interesting how leftists perceive God's law. They see it as inherently oppressive and believe the answer is to be found in the opposite of it all, except here they have a fundamental misunderstanding of what it means to be "free". This is why we will never see eye to eye with them. To them, it is better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven.
what a shit manufactured thread lmao
I'm gonna go shit up left/pol and lefty pol on infinite chan if you keep this up.
Make your choice faggot.
>Sexy demon bitches giving me the succ daily while I do blow and listen to rock music.
You can easily do that now without all the religious claptrap added on.
Read a few books before you spew your dumbass insults
I choose the right hand path
the lucifer mythos doesn't actually boil down to that 'rebel without a cause' hedonistic message. it boils down to extreme pettiness and vanity, on both sides (like any IRL conflict between two different despotic rulers).
lucifer was in no way the champion of mankind, his opposition to our existence was the trigger for his rebellion.
you have to understand that monotheism has always been a joke of a lie.
Starting to go to the dark side, really.
At least they care about us.
Answer me this.
If the Messiah comes, will you bow down to the Jew?
You should not conflate Satan & Lucifer
Lucifer is literally the "lightbringer" the "morning star". Lucifer is a Promethean figure who symbolises freedom and rebellion against authoritarianism.
Satan = Yahweh. The false god of the Old Testament. Think about it, he tried to ensnare mankind in a prison of earthly delight and ignorant bliss. He warned them they would die if they ate from the tree of knowledge = LIE. An empty threat out of fear of mankind's self-awakening. As soon as Adam & Eve achieve gnosis and become "like god", they are cast out of the gilded prison, but they do not die, for the fake God has no real power over them.
>op didn't read Job
Have you ever considered that Satan cannot assert his dominion if God doesn't allow it.
How is he a Chad then if he's under authority and all those who pledge alleigence to him under bondage?
How is he worth jack shit if he is under the authorithy of God and God freely gives dominion over Satan and his servants to those who believe on the Lord, to tread over all the power of their adversaries?
All in all the devil is a bullshit debater that cannot do jack shit if you don't let him.
>Adam & Eve didn't die.
Ok Satan.
God
This is the job of your god:
Kabbalists must burn
>This is the job of your god:
This is the job of men...
>but they do not die
>somewhere in Florida Adam and Eve are lounging pool side in their tourist shirts waiting for a young Puerto Rican boy to bring them another round of Mai Tais while 2000 miles away Lilith is in cat piss soaked room using ebay to spend her alimony on velvet Elvis paintings and macrame planter boxes.
That your god put in charge
>That your god put in charge
>Its all Gods fault
???
>rebellion versus servitude.
False dichotomy.
Devilpill is gay as fuck. It's just an edgy twist of Semitic mysticism for esoterics.
Christpill is obsolete but at least it doesn't come with a try hard prerequisite.
Yikes
Satan wants you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and he think it's funny.
>Rebel against an Omnibenevolent entity goys!
>It's for your own good!
Have fun spending the rest of eternity in the flames of hell
>1.g
lol can't even write numbers right?
Go away, Jew.
You people should try Spiritual Satanism. That is the true religoon of Satan.
First of all religion is false there is no god or devil or whatever.
Second. Satanism was/is in actuality a pagan uprising. Note how most "demons" are borrowed/warped names from old deities people used to worship? it's the same with traditions. Witch burnings could've been plain hysteria or merely pagans trying to rekindle their own faiths if not adhere to old foreign ones at the expense of medieval society then. Obviously if you're a King the last thing you want is weaker cohesion between people brought on by foreign or old faiths so why care? When the jews started to grow more powerful they found a way to kill two birds with one stone. Before satanism was simply anything that's not christianity simply that. Islam is satanism for instance. So is judaism. Heresy is a separate thing and not satanism because it implied you're straying away not replacing or choosing something else(that's obviously of the devil from christian's perspective). What people know now as satanism is a 200 year old social engineering attempt created by the jews not to subvert but to errode christian values by creating a false boogeyman to distract and disform them because now no foreign faith can be considered satanic because it lacks the mixed pagan with warped christian narratives which make it an internal thing. Satanism is the skeleton of pagan faiths made into a boogeyman. Even the pentacle/pentagram which has been asociated with satanism has existed long before the cross.
Satanists are edgy subverted fucks who are being used just as much as christians.
satanism is just common sense
I prefer fedoraism.
Only jews unironically root for satan
Kill yourself heathen and met your father the devil in hell
How do you have a nazi flag yet support libertarian ideals?
>got bored of jewing nations
>now jewing Christ children
You up your game, shlomo