Brit/pol/

>Brexit: Cross-party deal must include confirmatory vote - Sir Keir Starmer
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48245499

Attached: 149.png (1800x1200, 1.15M)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=H5Ry9UyyAWY
youtube.com/watch?v=9aCxv9Curo4
archive.is/3Vwr4
youtube.com/watch?v=lw2BVI9OhC4
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Attached: JUST.png (192x215, 88K)

>listening to Keir Starmer
>any year

What are we having for lunch, gents?

dried apricots dipped in nutella

luv me full English
youtube.com/watch?v=H5Ry9UyyAWY

Imagine being Gerard Batten right now.

Attached: batten2109a.jpg (968x645, 41K)

Vote for Brexit. UKIP are good lads, but at this point it's better to boost Brexit to truly fuck up the Tories than to split the vote.

Thread Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=9aCxv9Curo4

lads if this is trips i will send a message to the bird who works at my local shop who i have on snapchat telling her the only blonde cashier is an absolute bird

That actually sounds nice.

Attached: JUST.png (192x215, 88K)

Sandwiches of

Attached: 5054781875130_T1.jpg (280x280, 23K)

>555

Attached: nigeewod.jpg (628x314, 47K)

Nice get m8. Go on son.

Attached: 1557479598811.png (657x527, 20K)

just a ham sandwich. im on a diet atm

He's done his job splendidly. Take all the heat for Farage, attract all the bad optic weirods over to him.

Give 'er hell user

Attached: 1537924604329.jpg (410x308, 27K)

ffs didnt actually expect for the gods to align with me

Attached: mfw.gif (447x251, 2.27M)

DERAILED

>Nigel wondering where the nearest exit is

Attached: ofugnig.jpg (818x551, 65K)

Who?

Attached: JUST.png (192x215, 76K)

Had sausage and beans on toast, lad.
Woz fuggin' lush like.

DO IT FAGGOT

Attached: Apu Excited.jpg (657x527, 34K)

Attached: Capture.jpg (542x321, 15K)

Go to the worst reviewed takeaway in your local area

Did you have a creampie for pudding?

Was it tined beans and sausages you coinlet

Attached: 1557439802383.gif (720x405, 364K)

Ya marr did

I went to a place that was in the local paper for getting a 1-star hygiene rating, and it was actually pretty good.

good luck!

Attached: 1475544728477.jpg (405x343, 38K)

how do people square nigel supposedly being /ourguy/ with him being part of the part of the brexit movement that wants to slash regulations and accelerate towards hypercapitalist globohomo dystopia

(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")

Attached: Shlomo Gaslightowitz.jpg (374x374, 61K)

by ignoring that until we leave and hopefully fuck up lab/con in the process

Nigel Farage is quite clearly not /ourguy/ because his entire stated motivation for making BP was to stop islamophobia. He's a fucking faggot and his ugly family will be sucking muslim cock in his lifetime.

you're a bad'un

didn't you hear lad, the Communist Party is backing Nige too.
anybody who wants to help destroy the tories is welcome.

Attached: Capture.jpg (490x595, 52K)

Sounds like a larp t b h kid

>his entire stated motivation for making BP was to stop islamophobia

Attached: 1549494062479.jpg (638x558, 51K)

How can anyone have a problem with voters being asked to prove their identities at the polling station?

Attached: Capture.jpg (488x582, 53K)

It's amazing how that sweaty sock still looks like shit even dressed up in a suit.

It really makes you think.

what am i meant to put lol

Or he was just trying to achieve his main aim of Brexit without the burden of being attached to a toxic brand.

Damn, refugees should get double the amount of votes to compensate for this. I mean logically it just makes the process more democratic

"she cute"

"hey you wanna go out sometime"

what the fuck is going on lads?

Attached: 3KkZoeFn.png (616x253, 44K)

its not the lass im friends with on snapchat that i want to cock, its her work mate

tell her she's got nice feet

Fuckin' just put down that you think she's hot and leave it at that. "hey I want you to know you got great tits/ass/thighs whatever *finger guns*"

time and date with your Id in a picture of her tits that you just spaffed over

"hey, what's the blondes name, I want to ask he out"

Attached: Capture.jpg (477x512, 35K)

what is x's snap?

his name is Roger

Just ask her do you want to hook up some time?

Imagine being Teresa May right now.

Attached: FORTIS ET FIRMUM.jpg (2500x1667, 398K)

alright lads, gonna send this but directed at her work mate

then im gonna boycott the shop and pretend my phone doesnt exist because im a pussy, god willing

"any chance you know if the blonde is seeing anyone"

I've just noticed that Jess Phillips has the same horse teeth/fish lips arrangement that Jacinda Ardern does.

that's even better, you have an in. she'll vouch 4u.

Seems like most of the best curry places have shit health scores

"Hi, I got trips on a Kazakstani Backgammon board, which means that a chaos god wants me to marry you. What you doing Friday?"

the things you notice when you're wanking over a bird, eh lad?

Good luck

I take no responsibility for your actions. Good luck!

Attached: 1546216466218.gif (510x326, 1.01M)

That's also where miner's rioted against Thatcher's pit closures.

boys ive sent it, may the gods of this kekistani internet fishing enthusiasts board ruled by ancient gods of thunder and lightning be willing

Attached: maxresdefault.jpg (1280x720, 227K)

Post screenshot fag

have sargons defenders been scared out of this thread? seeing them outside here.

this website has actually fucked me up.
>Find a job
>it pays a not bad rate of £13.50/hr (current only pays 12)
>decide to call up, land an interview
>Look closer at the description and location
>its a job working with children
>its in rotherham
>im a paki
>call back up
>"yeah sorry i just changed my mind, i cant do this job"

I could've gotten it, but i'd rather not deal with the bullshit (plus i hate kids anyway), although i feel kind of bad, what if an actual pedo takes that job because i didnt take it. whatever, not my fault

Attached: rotherham-town-centre-e1466607238221-800x600-1160x500[1].jpg (1160x500, 89K)

chukka's money must have ran out, they don't work for free lad.

Attached: 1557598616604.png (997x945, 665K)

>paki
Fuck off nonce

Pepe willing brother

Imagine being her 2 years ago.

Attached: p45.jpg (720x405, 45K)

>paki
lmfao kill yourself nigger

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality

Attached: 235352533545.jpg (784x692, 166K)

Marmite sarnies and a bag of picked onion monster munch.

Any
way
the
wind
blows
>archive.is/3Vwr4

Attached: 2542466.jpg (661x461, 79K)

youtube.com/watch?v=lw2BVI9OhC4

Attached: Capture.jpg (476x584, 56K)

Gotta love them horse chompers. All the better to grind on my dick.

Attached: Capture.jpg (478x491, 43K)

closing mines was tremendous in getting our global share of co2 emissions down to just 2%. yes it annoyed the old type of labour voter, but they are racists anyway.

based priti is the solution to brexit, as well as foreign policy.

No, lad. Lincolnshire sausages, beans and lightly toasted rye bread.

Fuck sake, mate. You've already got her snapchat, you're part way there anyway. Ask her what she's doing on X day.

do you guys hate yanks?

not especially

No. Though some of you are proper mongs, though that also applies to all other countries too.

We all forgotten about when she secretly fucked off to Israel and almost got sacked for it?

Attached: 7A1C388D-57FA-4632-89F6-271D583D8211.png (750x1334, 435K)

Attached: 1553445934986.png (657x450, 43K)

Does mining the coal create pollution?

Attached: 1526978340251.png (588x812, 976K)

i wish i was american

Attached: 1531336549598.png (609x574, 517K)

just gotta get out...

Attached: 8567908.jpg (559x665, 80K)