Fuck a duck.
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Chips Ahoy Goes Over The Deepend With New Commercial
Carter Richardson
Jaxon Clark
>Are you sure this will help us sell more cookies?
Joshua Lopez
Cookies?
Jason Long
WOKE
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Ethan Hall
kek
Leo Garcia
contact chips ahoy and parent companies. this is utter bullshit.
Nathan Wright
Is the commercial on youtube so we can downvote it?
Lincoln Brooks
Proof that marketing is filled with useless fucking retard fembots who don't know anything about strategy, but they do know a whole hell of a lot about the "YAAAAAAS" culture we live in.
In a perfect world, we'd realize that marketing is a fucking joke and divert all their resources and budgets to the infinitely more deserving sales team that actually keeps the business afloat.
Nathaniel Turner
Lmao nigga that's miss vanjie one of the most popular drag queen going right now. The dude's fuckin hilarious y'all gotta chill
Ian Carter
I don't understand marketing or adverts, i simply just buy whatever is cheapest.
Hunter Mitchell
surely this is to advertise their new chips ahoy line with nuts in 'em, right?
Tyler Jenkins
wtf?
Jose Young
>not just baking your own delicious fresh cookies at home
Never gonna make it.
James Perry
Advertisements are all aimed at subhuman females and boomers, because they're the only people stupid enough to be persuaded by them.
Hudson Campbell
I'm honestly convinced that a huge market is open for politically incorrect products.
We could start making our own brands of things catering to whites and straight people.
Every decent person is against all this tranny fag nigger shit.
If you advertise right, showing that your company is redpilled you could score major revenue from people that aren't weirdos.
You could even advertise on pol without worrying about wasting your $ cause a lot of us would commend such products.
This is a golden opportunity they're giving us and they don't even realize it.
Just can't go too redpilled or they'll claim racism and shut you down.
Try to keep everything on the down low so you have plausible deniability
Aaron Fisher
>Nothing sells cookies like a pus filled gaping wound called a front hole.
Parker Howard
>And then one day, for no reason at all, the people voted Hitler into power
Hudson Diaz
Fuck off nigger.
Jayden Roberts
The time for violence has surely arrived now?
Asher Nelson
How anyone could delude themselves into thinking this creature isn't an abomination that requires execution, shows just how far the human race has fallen.
Brayden Sanchez
SALES NIGGAS RISE UP!
Mason Hernandez
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Oliver Sanchez
it'll just be subverted and made too "cringe" for marxist zoomer anti-anti-sjw's
Chase Foster
Based
Hunter Gutierrez
Fucking shit, chips ahoy were my favorite cookies. Now I can't but them anymore.
Jaxon Price
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Cooper Smith
I'll never buy their shit again. What a disgusting attack on women and normal families. Boycott. Does everyone realize the "dick suckers rise up" tweet was posted THE DAY BEFORE chips ahoy choose to highlight this degenerate as it's representative for Mothers day? Im done with them.
Dylan Long
Lucky for you, Chips Ahoy cookies are shit compared to home-made. You're welcome!
Tyler Kelly
And then one day, for no reason at all, people voted Hitler into power
Noah Howard
You want an American chocolate chip cookie recipe? They’re a million times better tasting. And honestly probably not as bad for you. There’s nothing remotely healthy about them though.
Tyler Bennett
>"The company, headquartered near Chicago, manufactures chocolate, cookies, biscuits, gum, confectionery, and powdered beverages. Mondelez International's portfolio includes several billion-dollar brands such as Belvita, Chips Ahoy!, Nabisco, Oreo, Ritz, TUC, Triscuit, LU, Club Social, Barny and Peek Freans (cookies and crackers); Milka, Côte d'Or, Toblerone, Cadbury, Freia, Marabou, Fry's, Lacta (chocolate), Trident, Dentyne, Chiclets, Halls, Stride (gum and cough drops), Tate's Bake Shop and Tang (powdered beverages)."
don't buy any of this garbage
Austin Ortiz
homemade cookies are so easy to make a first grader old could do it better than storebought
Isaiah Fisher
Only thing I buy is Ritz crackers on that list. I don’t have time to make crackers from scratch. Well idk. I wonder what their shelf life would be. I’ve never seriously considered it before.
Andrew Cooper
I'll look into baking my own. This might have been a good thing after all. I didn't realize that I was giving money to jews.
Daniel Ramirez
underrated allusion to kek
Eli Nguyen
Need recipe for home crackers. I sometimes eat with soup and my wife eats crackers
Alexander Butler
Even with dark lights and gallons of makeup... still looks like creepy dood
Colton Moore
I worked in the advertising industry from 2006 to 2011 and no way this advert would have been approved back then.
I'm guessing that all of the boomer directors retired and the freaks are now running these organizations.
Jaxon Price
Levi Howard
>headquartered near Chicago,
(but made in mexico)
Gabriel Sanchez
Even the fags I worked with in advertising some ten years ago were reasonable and never would have let this fly.
Nathaniel Ortiz
between this and P&G we're fighting a serious uphill battle.
Caleb Clark
do you also have the P&G chart?