Why can't women handle bantz?

Which is a method of conflict resolution that just breeds resentment and spite, which is toxic to any team

Women want to get to higher position without understanding the value of that position just to virtue signal their success. It's the same as admitting niggers in college because they are niggers. Both are lazy and won't do basic tasks to qualify so they cry discrimination and harassment.

I'm a software engineer. I beat off like twice a day at work. Been caught like a dozen times. This one time one female coworker went on vacation and I spent a entire day just beating off in there ejaculating on various objects she touches. Everyone hates me at work. I've been forced to attend sexual harassment class twice. Boss cannot fire me because I'm one of three programmers that I know of that's highly specialized in my field. He's had to pay out 1 million dollars in lawsuits and reassign several workers. He even gave me my own private bathroom

Doing gods work user

>ask women for advice on how to move up
>instead get endless whining about things unrelated to moving up, and no advice on how to move up

Figures

>a woman's chosen method of conflict "resolution" only further fosters conflict
sounds about right

Look, the only reason to hire women in tech was for their social contribution, not their mediocre output. They were basically there to lighten up the atmosphere and make the geeks feel less isolated. Now they have forfeited this contribution and instead come with a host of potential problems. Why any rational person would seek to hire them now is beyond me.

No one even says hi to me. I'm secluded to my office and I'm not invited to holiday parties. Everyone else get invited

>Show bob and vagine
>I give u sex now
>sit on my lap
Based Pajeets taming roasties one at a time

big if true

Attached: 1528752252206.png (553x759, 39K)

Please don't be bait, this is amazing.
More stories please, Strategic-Creep is something so ballsy I couldn't risk it.

Also is it easier to start as a Web dev cuck and work my way up? Are roasties worse than Pajeets?

>always so passive aggressive
can confirm, and i know a lot of guys who have important positions at company's but still talk to the workforce like they are people.
Woman in high places litterly cant do this, they see everyone below them as dirt and will treat you this way.
This also translate to the datingscene, woman with big carreers having no luck at finding a man because they refuse to even talk with a guy with a job less important then them.

>They were basically there to lighten up the atmosphere and make the geeks feel less isolated.
Are you from Jow Forums? Because I have read the similar comments there and frankly I think you are probably correct. They are there to cheer up the nerds.
gizmodo.com/startups-in-china-are-hiring-women-as-programmer-motiv-1825529335

i want to believe.

sure them for opression

sue*

Everyone left this one day. She has this picture of her and her friend on the desk. I went into her office. I went in there unzipped and started yanking it to her and her friend. She walked in mid way through, I guess she forgot something. She looked at me with disgust and walked out. The next day boss calls me in and said it was my third time getting caught so I needed to attend sexual harrassment class.
>Also is it easier to start as a Web dev cuck and work my way up?
I wouldn't know. I do highly complex physics and mathematical models
>Are roasties worse than Pajeets?
Yes

Meant for you

tell us more, we beg of you

Attached: 1555849906992.png (250x250, 69K)

its funny how female liberation leads to the need of gender segregation
almost like this whole thing wasn't a good idea to begin with

Attached: 1553626332945.gif (220x233, 273K)

>be intern many years ago
>manage to do as much work as 3 female ``````````senior'''''''''' software devs
>get offer letter from company after graduation
>ask for 3x as much as senior dev average
>they tell me to fuck off

Attached: 7792267C-B35C-4ADA-8313-2(...).png (1209x1080, 694K)

If you want to beat the system, you start by beating yourself within the system.
This is an important lesson for us all.

This is why you can't allow women at work. After long enough time they'll come to realize how unhappy and unfulfilled they are. But they cannot deal with the true nature of their feelings. So they'll just keep at it. Eventually they'll get into a circle and try to vocalize stories to justify their unhappiness. All these stories, or at least most of them, are lies, small lies. But the circle does not judge, quite the opposite, it will validate and reinforce the stories eventually amplifying them. Eventually growing into bigger and bigger lies, lies that these women will come to believe in. They'll contort their own memories to fit this new reality. Women thrive on this type of "group consensus" dynamic where disagreement and disbelief is punished.

If you let this go for long enough you'll get this type of HR shitstorm. Because at some point they'll realize they cannot keep upping the ante with these stories among themselves without doing anything about it. Something must be done and of course, whatever is done, is the most destructive possible option for the whole company/community. Because that's what will bring them the most attention and validation.

All of this because women cannot come to terms with their own nature, they hate work, they hate being providers. Its unintuitive and unnatural to 90% of them. They want to be "pregnant and shoeless in the kitchen" or whatever the current feminimeme is. But they cannot accept it, because the current zeitgeist of female thought is dominated by that 10% of women who genuinely want to be academics and professionals (which is not even what most of that other 90% of women in the workforce end up doing anyway.)

Attached: rejection_of_masculinity_and_decline.png (1662x1585, 243K)

They were trying to find a way to not have any more fucked software from here and this was all they could come up with.

It's okay to be a white male. Fuck the haters.

So did the sexual harassment class give you any pointers for improving the quality of your sexual harassment, or did they encourage to explore yourself and increase the masturbatory frequency?

Because they're emotional children.

It was like
>this is no no touch
>dont say this
>if you feel urged go to the bathroom

These are the questions we should be asking, folks.

Attached: 1557168902739.png (346x383, 210K)

I frequently use the wifi at work to go through people's phones to find nudes. They changed the password like 4 times and changed my computer to a hardwired router connection after I posted several coworkers nudes online. The network security found that the person who posted them was me

Attached: sensible chuckle.gif (250x250, 992K)

Hahahahahaha.
You must be fucking valuable to your place of employment.

So..
> YES: Lady
> NO: Touch
Wholesome.

Attached: 1528100272573.jpg (640x486, 47K)

tell more stories pls

i'll believe anything if it's funny enough

Increasing the effectiveness and efficiency of workplace sexual harassment is a truly progressive way of improving any business environment.

LARP

Even women hate women in workforce

Attached: female workers.png (519x4725, 1.24M)

ffs I can't find a video of a woman entrepreneur BTFOing feminists regarding workplace and wage issues.

those who cannot handle banter are destined to ruin everything they touch.

>bantz
No, these are most likely just bitches and someone called them out on it.

when i get passive aggressive bullshit in my box i just reply no so they then have to annoy my boss to tell me to do it. I do this so every time he's forced to read the mails and be reminded that he pays these people but lately I've caught him not reading them so I have to feign ignorance until he tells me specifically what should be done. He sounds like this process is agonizing for him but I've been here for 20 years and he knows without me his company fails so I bully him with his retarded employees every chance i get.

Post examples of passive aggressive bullshit please. I only have one female in my department and she's 100% fine and not bitchy

This desu. My workplace is now like 70% pajeet / Flip. The Pajeets absolutely do not respect any female "leaders" at all but will have bants and listen to male leaders. It's hilarious seeing diversity in action and how shocked the women are.

no

I'll send the screencap to your boss

>I only have one female in my department and she's 100% fine and not bitchy

Females are mostly bad when there is a critical mass of them.

go for it, heil hitler
thejidf.org/

These aren't just "bantz". Sexual harassment is serious and can inflict lasting psychological damage on somebody. Women are already oppressed enough in the workplace as is, stop legitimizing rape culture.

So two?

>calling someone a bitch
>sexual harassment

Attached: 1556475062042.png (939x523, 540K)

Yes, that's sexual harassment. Using derogatory and misogynistic terms like "bitch" only serves to reinforce the latent bias people have toward women, especially WoC. It also strengthens the patriarchical oppressive structures that women suffer under on a day-to-day basis.

bitch

This is probably a LARP but there are a couple of guys like this irl
Google has a well publicized case of a guy to valuable to fire so they just keep paying out on lawsuits

It isnt but you are free to come up with whatever you want and speak it out loud like the batshit faggot you are, sure

Fuck off.

Even more derogatory terms. It's true what they say about Jow Forums, then. You're all a bunch of bigoted manchildren who refuse to grow up. You have no experience with the real world, incel.

Take a walk outside and come back to me when you see there's more to life than screeching online over your 'vidya' companies choosing to do the right thing and empower the marginalized.

>Women are already oppressed enough in the workplace
citation needed

Most online sources are bigoted and funded by oligarchs out to press marginalized people into laboring for cheap. The only reputable source is a voice of first-hand experience or somebody well-versed in the intricacies of modern sociology, namely intersectional feminism.

>Even more derogatory terms
>incel
cry more hypocrite fag

>The only reputable source is a voice of first-hand experience
Record such voice on vocaroo or any similar service and post here. Until then, we remain unconvinced

Incel isn't a derogatory term because there's no systemic oppression of so-called 'involuntary celibates'. From what I've gathered from various reddit forums it's also used to self-describe most incels. Go outside.

"Provide source" is the worst argument ever. Just google it. You Jow Forums hackers, if you're so "tech-savvy" as you claim to be, should be able to figure out how to do that.

cuz they're shit

One of my uncles works for GE as a team lead, and his experience matches yours. The concept of giving women credit for any of the work is completely foreign to Pajeets. He said it makes the poo women work even harder, as they try desperately to gain recognition for their accomplishments, but anytime their boss is a male Pajeet he won't give the woman an iota of credit, and holds up the accomplishments of the men on her team instead.

>derogatory and misogynistic terms like "bitch"
Isn't harassment or sexual in any way.

>systemic oppression [of wahmen]
care to name something? In what ways in the system oppressing wahmen?

biiiiiiitch

Attached: 1528518405858.png (1010x1010, 337K)

I just won't even hire women at this point. It just isn't worth it. Shitty work, horrid attendance, constant drama, its just a fucking train wreck.

So the best way to cover your ass for this is to find a physical requirement you can tack on your teams. Obviously difficult in pure office jobs, but if theres ANYTHING physical you can put on there and make a requirement, it will give you an excuse to weed out any females. I make my workers file their own invoices and paperwork in the finance warehouse, which involves 30lb boxes and a hand truck. Two or three days of that just a couple times a day and even HR can't find an excuse to keep the women around. Transfer over to housekeeping or front end and bye bye.

Its sad you have to even do shit like this to avoid problems and have a smooth functioning workplace. I get about 1 problem guy employee a year out of 40 or so workers, usually a drunk or 3 day weekend guy. When we had females it was 50/50 and ALL OF THEM were problems except for maybe one.

I studied electrical engineering in college.
There was this cute girl I took like 6 classes with, we were always "partners", in each class I did all of the work, she never understood basic concepts and in the labs I literally did every single project by myself while she just gazed dumb founded.
She got hired a few months after graduation and I'm still unemployed, kek.

That image is quite telling...

>google it
Most online sources are bigoted and funded by oligarchs out to press marginalized people into laboring for cheap.

Lol
>women in the workplace
>women
Its all so tiresome.

Attached: 1557488276066.jpg (600x550, 50K)

LMAO
I wish this was true

Attached: 1557403780264s.jpg (125x119, 3K)

Various ways. I have no intention to try and convince a bigot to change, you never do.

It isn't.

Doesn't apply here, bigot.

Women are treated as a second class people here. Even in most "educated" families it is how things goes. It has it's own pros and cons but in the work places they are getting the upper hand thanks to westerners, especially Norwegians.

>can't name a single thing
pottery

Attached: 1556123463540.jpg (630x963, 418K)

Men talk shit about each other but are friends
Women will pretend to be best friends but actually hate each other

Lmao you pathetic misogynists never fail to make me laugh with your "fuck women" threads. Face it, most women will be infinitely more succesful than any of you sad virgins will ever be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers.

Based swede
Such a rarity

why are women being bitches then, if they dont like being recogniced as bitches.

Good start but you burned out way too quickly

even if its not true its was a great story, thanks for posting

I tried. Hard to make the mental gymnastics work.

LMAO, I got MKUltra'ed by the "chosen ones" at "Bloody Sombrero" and nobody gave a fuck, huehuehuehuehuehuehue

>Women
>Banter

Pick one yetibro

Should have mentioned the wage gap and bad rape statistics. Bonus points for talking about all the old rich white men in hollywood.

Nice. New pasta. Sort of, but it checks out.

I had this feeling that you might be really bored after reading your second post. Bitch!