>be me
>born in small town in former yugoslavia
>as soon as school start I start hating socialist regiment (but can't say because I will go to naked island)
>childhood was hard
>mother was alcoholic so I was raised by the local church
>run away age 16 to work at circus
>got into smoking lucky strike at young age (important later)
>start hearing about serbs chimping out and a war coming
>i get so mad i crack my serbian neighbors skull open with a broken bicycle wheel
>now the police are looking for me
>volounteer to the paramilitary age 17
>mfw they actually accept me
>placed in scout division
>get my first gun, a shitty double barrel shotgun that will probably kill me before any chetnik
>start talking to my new friends in army
>some of them are from occupied villages
>hear stories of serbian brutality
>rage begins to form in me
>we get sent to take some hill with an enemy AA gun
>nervous.exe
>friend offers me sljivovica (plum brandy)
>drink over half the bottle in under 15 minutes
>drunkaf.mp4
>we start to advance up the hill
>ass is fully clenched
>as we aproach the top of the hill i start hearing serbian patriotic songs
>flashbacks to all the stories i heard from my friends
>start humming old ustashe songs
>ustaskasevojskadize.mp3
>my friend who i will call draž looks at me and smiles
>proceeds to chuck 2 grenades into their emplacement
>hear "beži bre!"
>boom
>chunks of human flesh fly over my head and it feels like slow motion
>we charge the emplacement to secure it
>see a virgin serb on the floor, crying, missing his left arm
>Draž chuckles and our other friend Kiko asks him what so funny
>Draž smirks and says hes gonna crack his skull and paint a canvas with it
>i wtf
>tell him no thats illegal
>he doesnt care
>i tell him we should atleast make it quick
>he disagrees and puts the barrel of his MG42 in his mouth and tells him to sing something
>you can see the serbs eyes tearing up
>i feel kinda sad
cont?
War crimes in srpska krajina - yugoslav wars
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Nice fanfic, can you send me a link to your wattpad account?
Brate jel i kod vas puse
Kolko imaš godina ak si bio Hosovac?
>(but can't say because I will go to naked island)
Additional informations?
Moji stari je imo 17
Ovako dobru robu ne
Pitao bi za broj dilera, al nista mi ne vredi jer sam u romingu
Who gives shit about your irrelevants countries and dramas.
Fuck you, stop clogging Jow Forums with your irrelevant bullshit.
Cuba is more relevant then your whole balkan region.
Soviet Union was the last bastion of protection against big companies,monopolies turning countries into debt owned assets of big bankers.
Every single country on Earth today is a corporate shithole thanks to fall of USSR
Its just that world is so collapsed today from capitalism,that only now people realize Washington is the source of all evil in the planet today and its neo colonialist globalist scheme of turning nations into debt owned dollar economies is the greatest threat humanity faces in the last 100 years.
Charles de Gaulle warned us about this in 1960s was replaced,JFK was fighting this was killed, USSR was fighhting NWO was destroyed,Gadaffi was fighting this was killed, Milosevic was killed...
Ibrahim stop posting please and go back to turkey
Was your goat not in the mood last night so now you are frustrated?
Fuck off, that story is propably fake and gay, but it sounds quite intresting, higher quality than 90% of nowadays threads on Jow Forums for sure
I wish you guys would speak English about this so I could get a sense of both your suffering. You wonder why the rest of Europe doesn't care or even understand why you were shooting lumps out of each other.
Yugo wars were a fucking obscene tragedy. Kosovo is Serbian clay.
Story has somethings added for dramatic effect, but the basic plot is true
>Every single country on Earth today is a corporate shithole thanks to fall of USSR
Fuck Off America.
>hurr durr my neighbour kill my pig, I kill his chickens, I throw rock at his dog, dog bites me, I shoot dog, he starts shooting me, we drink vodka, we laugh together, we eat (sljivovica) Brandy, we eat (prschut) Ham... we argue over backyard fence, we kill each other.
Get the fuck out you low trash niggers
Youre going to get different stories from different people beacuse majority thinks their side was right
Jasenovac i Gradiska stara
Imagine thinking this is what happened
go lock your doors so the local sharia gang doesnt rape your family
Halt die Fresse
if i saw this i throw the black man off the bridge
whoever is holding the flag is a traitor
I have this feeling that Slavs all fight with at least 500ml of vodka in them at all times. I know they're not happy to work a job without a setka or two in their pockets.
Moja crna druzina
Jebem ti mrtve
He is half croatian
Blacked
it sure doesnt look like it
pretty much
Jebo ti srpsku mater svi znamo da si Srbin.
I am not Serbian
show flag
Ma popusi mi ga.
It was only the Serbs who were humanely bombed by OTAN though wasn't it? I remember being in Sarajevo and seeing a huge Crucifix that looked like it was floating in the night sky but it was on the crest of nearby mountains. Traveling through the Balkan was the highlight of my life.
Obviously its fake your retards. If he was 17 when the war started, which was 25 years ago, he would be about 43 right now. Anyone who is 43 in the Balkans or the former Yugoslavia knows that no 43 y/o knows how to use Jow Forums or write like that. Its clearly fake ya fucking retards. Use some logic ffs.
Serbs were the only ones bombed by NATO but the serbs were the ones bombing croatia and bosnia.
They bombed Banski Dvori, an early 18th century building which was the headquarters of croatian goverment.
>show flag
>fuk u muther
>Im not serb
>don't call me dumb
>suk ma dik
Exactly what I was talking about your little nigger white trash drama.
You can't even hold intelligent conversation for 2 seconds without throwing cheap insults and accusations. You are truly irrelevant and sub human dumb idiots, you deserve to be slaves to your own stupidity.
And you Croatians blew up a bridge in Mostar that was from the 15th century. Dont talk shit.
Sure, continue with the story
That was a strategic move nothing else the bombardment was an act of agression
Why are you east Europeans such short fuckers? Sorry I'm ignorant I'm blonde/blue eyes don't even know what the fuck a slav is.
Mayby its story of his father or uncle, some shit like that
ZA DOM SPREMNI
yes it is
People from EX YU are the tallest in the world on average.
>was from the 15th century
so what...maybe in Canada that is old but not really
We're not
I'm 6'3 shortest in class where the fuck is YU?
No
Daily reminder that Croats are bigger liars even than Jews, and so passionate that they lie about history from Middle Ages to today.
How? It was a small bridge covered by snipers and artillary. There was fuck all strategic about it. Your couldnt move men and it was too narrow to move any vehicles. Also you attacked a Canadian regiment in Medak pocket you dickheads.
You fucking German pieces of shit thinking you all cool and shit, but you still have degenerate niggers and Muslims in your country fucking German women, oohhhhh there's like 100 000 croats there who are probably fucking German women, you're a fucking joke, your whole shit post normie ass country is a fucking joke man, go back to Berlin and fuck a vacuum cleaner
He just said his mother was an alcoholic and he ran away at 16 to join the circus. Read you R-tards.
>Daily reminder that Croats are bigger liars even than Jews, and so passionate that they lie about history from Middle Ages to today.
bla bla bla….Hitler didnt like me...Croats put me with the Jews...
Former yugoslavia
Also im sure youre a nigger larping as Afrikaaner
Jesus you Europeans are dumb just give us Afrikaners right to return so we can fix your fucking population.
Junge, du hast glück das du in Deutschland lebst, ich würde dich ficken wenn ich dich hier sah.
Well then dont bitch about the Serbs bombing your cunts 18th century building that was probably built by the Austrians anyway.
people dont live on bridges you leaf
Fucking no brother, God bless and keep Janusz Waluś, we want a new land give us one.
go to Russia shu shu
I don't give a fuck about whether Hitler liked me, just am amazed at how deep your lies are and how much your entire population is programmed to believe them.
Ohh sorry man
nice pasta, it always just bothers me
>i get so mad i crack my serbian neighbors skull open with a broken bicycle wheel
>hear stories of serbian brutality
why all soliders are rarted ?
People lived in Banski Dvori? Thought it was a govt building.
Europe has enough niggers
It's cool, we're old broskies, people don't realize that.
you really are an ungrateful gypsy people
worked lived...anyway people could have been present not the same as a bridge
Cause a random painting on the internet proves that it totally happened.
look serbian diaspora either move back to Serbia or shut the fuck up
A bridge is a lifeline to many people. It connects 2 sides. without it, it leaves many people stranded and destitute. A building is just a building. I cant believe youre that retarded.
Of course, Juan, look at these two black niggers singing in their nigger tongue.
fuuuuuck that shit. Enjoy your shithole Hrvoje. Im here makin a real life getting an education. Have fun serving fish for tourist dollars you balkan wage kekker.
>what is google
>A bridge is a lifeline to many people. It connects 2 sides. without it, it leaves many people stranded and destitute
cuck...
Serbs are vermin. The only Balkanniggers who look like proper mongoloids. Even the Greeks and the Muslims don't look like that.
A search engine. What does that prove?
My step brother and his sisters mom is Croatian, good looking people, well done, Croatia, you don't suck dick.
This her lol?
>the serb begs for us to save him, calling us brothers to which Draž laughs and says we are not brothers
>I yell at Draž to fuck off and that we should patch him up and interrogate him
>he relucantly agrees only after our leader agrees with me
>we radio base and tell them to send some soldiers our way to hold the hill
>our leader and the rest of the squad head out to meet them halfway, leaving only me and Draž with the serb
>ffw 2 hours they still arent coming
>Draž grows impatient and starts yelling at the Serb saying this is all his fault
>the serb falls into mania and just starts laughing while crying
>this pisses off Draž even more and he starts threatening to shoot him
>im just watching this, unable to do anything
>Draž drags the serb out into the clearing
>he pulls out his TT and unloads the entire magazine into him
>he is suprisingly calm after doing that
>he sits down next to me, pulls out a box of Lucky Strikes and gives one to me
>I ask him how we are going to explain this to our leader
>he says he will deal with it
>20 minutes later the leader comes back and notices the dead serb in the clearing
>asks us what happened, Draž tells him the serb tried to run so he shot him
>the leader looks at me for confirmation and I just nod, unable to speak a word
>the rest of the night I spend with a bottle of brandy in my hand unable to sleep and just shivering
>in the morning we head out back to base and act like nothing happened
I couldnt look at Draž the way I used to anymore beacuse the serb would always come to my mind
its a story writen from his perspective, was easier to write that way
No they're half dutch half Croatian, really good looking people, not bad at all, mate. Girls have hips for days though, but all very impressive.
I'm about 25% Dutch but 75% German, which fucking sucks, so I'm a 6'2 cuck. we are really big here.
Totally
you are free to believe what you like, im simply telling a story
good story bro
tldr. Didn't know they gave people in mental asylum computers in the balkans.
Wow that is so barbaric OP. You are going to go to hell.
>childhood was hard
>mother was alcoholic so I was raised by the local church
>run away age 16 to work at circus
If you had an alchy mother and raised by the church, when did your pops come into the story to tell you all this. Story from your dads/uncles perspective doesnt check out senpaitachi.
that part isnt my childhood sorry if I wrote it in a way that made you think that way
>acts as a fifth column for the entirety of the Kingdom
>slaughters hundreds of thousands of people
>do your best to shit on serbs the entirety of the communist yugoslavia
>starts a war which wrecks the only chance of stability in the region and expells hundreds of thousands, proceeds to cry victim
I honestly hate you more than any Albanian or Turk
>taking motorcycle tour of Balkans
>trying to find European Identity
>feel cool as fuck everywhere I go
>surrounded by or cresting mountains on mountains on mountains
>never seen more beautiful awe inspiring scenery
>see ancient historical orthodox churches
>see minarets poking into sunset skies
>visit Sarejevo
>find Mosques, Catholic churches, Orthodox churches
>steeped in hundreds of years of history and ancient cultural milieus
>feel I'm in the heart and soul of Europe
>go to a bar
>ask a local qt3.14 working bar to have drink with me
>obliges with sweetest of smiles and even a hint of joy to chat with stupid Westerner
>ask her about the War
>smile evaporates, face drops
>fear flashes across her face as memories flood her mind
>she can't speak but to say yes or no
>says she needs to work and leaves me sitting with two drinks
>I only wanted to know what it's like to be in a War Zone because I live in a place where War Movies are thought of as good illustrations
>feel like stupid Westerner again
Also youre a 43 something year old writing like a 20 something year old on Jow Forums? Cmon now OP you can do better...
A Serbian copper threatened to kill me
>I like to think
Copper=cop?
im not sure if your synapses are working this story didnt happen to me but to my uncle it is told from his perspective
Yugoslavia is over and that’s a good thing! Get over it.