Brit/pol/ - 'Totally not paid for via Patreon' comfy Brexit slag edition

>Mad Remainer Files Official Complaint that Brexit Party Logo is Too Good
order-order.com/2019/05/09/mad-remainer-files-official-complaint-brexit-partys-logo-good/

>How does voting work in European elections?
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48198648

>'Living in fear' after being deported from the UK
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48237126

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Other urls found in this thread:

electoralcommission.org.uk/__data/assets/pdf_file/0003/252651/2019-Party-registration-decisions-english-version.pdf
twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/1125427239854706688
youtube.com/watch?v=G7EPSLITTVo
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-48106927
dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/labour-send-euro-vote-campaign-15681951#ICID=ios_DailyRecordNewsApp_AppShare_Click_TWshare
kentlive.news/news/kent-news/cctv-image-released-after-series-2855772
youtube.com/watch?v=U6voNc6gHvI
thescottishsun.co.uk/news/4223803/snp-european-election-blunder-mail-wrong-letters/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1557436220
wigantoday.net/news/politics/tommy-robinson-s-message-to-wigan-1-9766262/amp
manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/thomas-groom-manchester-crown-court-16258131
birminghammail.co.uk/black-country/four-people-charged-over-serious-16266941
independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/celts-descended-from-spanish-fishermen-study-finds-416727.html
youtu.be/uWZqcfFBU9k
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-05-13/pompeo-fails-to-sway-allies-on-iran-in-an-awkward-surprise-visit?srnd=politics-vp
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

sex

Basques... a mysterious bunch

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It can be found here: electoralcommission.org.uk/__data/assets/pdf_file/0003/252651/2019-Party-registration-decisions-english-version.pdf

Some of these party logos are top meme.

I'd love to kick Gerard Batten in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life

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A MASSIVE cheer goes up as Nigel takes down ambitions of a European army.
>"I'd rather put the future trust and security of this country with the 5 EYES, and America with NATO than any EU army led by Brussels."
twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/1125427239854706688

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>tfw no logo

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Save your energy for the midget horde.

Post yfw a Toryboy says "We need to keep out Labour"

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Vote CUK for bbc

lmao what a shit logo. doesn't even have an arrow pointing you where to vote

youtube.com/watch?v=G7EPSLITTVo

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Chuka wishes he had that much hair.

for me, it's link party

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A woman has told how she became pregnant at 15 and married the father in an Islamic wedding following years of abuse while she was in care.
Her social worker recommended she be allowed to live with the older man and his family, care documents show.
The woman said she was abused by numerous Asian men while living in a children's home in the care of Bradford social services.
Bradford Council admitted she had been let down.
In an unrelated case earlier this year, nine men were jailed for raping and abusing two teenage girls living in a children's home in Bradford from 2008.
The woman, whose abuse took place years earlier, was 13 when she was taken into care by Bradford social services because her parents were unable to look after her.
She said it was then the grooming started, with men picking her and other girls up from the children's home and plying them with alcohol before sexually abusing them.
Image caption The woman's care records flagged up concerns about her relationship with the older man Her care records, which have been seen by the BBC, reveal how her social worker had "real concerns about the company she is keeping".
They stated: "She is going off with Asian lads much older than her who have made attempts to rape/assault her. Reported to police but no further action has been taken."
When she was 14, she started a relationship with an older man, with her records detailing that her social worker had serious concerns about him.
One entry stated: "Whatever he wants she seems to do which is a cause for concern" and that she has "no concept of the risks she is putting herself at" with him.
But despite this, the social worker recommended she should be allowed to live with the man and his family. The teenager went on to marry him under Islamic law after becoming pregnant.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-48106927

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Low energy

I see what you did there, cunt. LOL

Is that really another party logo?

Why is England so retartet

>vote cuk for bbc
if this was a US election, this would be the most common meme

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Hail Brittania

Hail Americana. Well met old boy.

>tfw no Ecclesfield Parish Independent Councillors

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JUST

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>BBC article about some dead Germans found with crossbow bolts sticking out of them.
>Second comment says "Two Germans shot with arrow, terrific."

top kek

Anyone else feel like the Brexit 'situation' could be resolved with a few based red coats and some Martini-Henrys?

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Link.
>Labour send Euro vote campaign leaflets written in Welsh to homes in Highlands
dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/labour-send-euro-vote-campaign-15681951#ICID=ios_DailyRecordNewsApp_AppShare_Click_TWshare

why are colonists so uneducated they conflate england, britain and the uk?

CCTV image of a man police believe may be able to help with their investigation into a sex pest in Ashford (Image: Kent Police)
Police have released a CCTV image of a man they would like to speak to as part of an investigation into a series of sexual assaults in Ashford.
They are looking into the possibility that six different assaults and acts of public indecency are linked.
The first two incidents took place on March 4.
At around 2pm, a woman was walking her dog through an alleyway near Hawks Way in Ashford.
She was approached by a man who spoke to her before touching the top of her leg.
Another woman alleges that around one hour later, a man approached her in nearby Knoll Lane and touched her leg.
A 21-year-old was arrested on March 25 in relation to these two sexual assaults but was released without charge.
Four more incidents have been reported since then.
At around 7pm on Sunday 14, a woman was walking her dog in Cuckoo Lane when she was approached by a man who reportedly exposed himself.
A spree of incidents were then reported to have taken place on April 23.
At around 2pm, a man reportedly exposed himself to a woman in Riverbank Way in Ashford.
Shortly after, a similar incident allegedly took place in Fairview Drive.
Another similar incident was then reported in East Stour Way in Willesborough at around 6pm.

kentlive.news/news/kent-news/cctv-image-released-after-series-2855772

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>when you get scots gaelic mixed with welsh

Thread Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=U6voNc6gHvI

its so...corporate

Unfair to blame all those crimes on this one nig. They all look alike.

muh girl

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Start buying guns.

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>london urbanities: wtf is this garbled language? welsh? gaelic? arabic?
>fuck knows just send it out

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could be worse, you could be sturgeon

>hundreds of thousands

thescottishsun.co.uk/news/4223803/snp-european-election-blunder-mail-wrong-letters/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1557436220

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ELECTORAL LAW AND ITS CONSEQUENCES HAVE BEEN A DISASTER FOR THE HUMAN RACE.

The whole world does that

> dead Germans found with crossbow bolts
Start buying crossbows

>Tommy Robinson's message to Wigan
wigantoday.net/news/politics/tommy-robinson-s-message-to-wigan-1-9766262/amp

>Bibbily Bobbily

A 'predatory and manipulative' paedophile sent sexual messages to girls from his university halls of residence and tried to meet up for sex, a court heard.
Thomas Groom, 23, has been jailed for six years for committing the offences against seven girls over a number of years.
He met up with one girl after an online grooming campaign and encouraged her to perform sexual acts.
Groom, a former student at Manchester Metropolitan University, threatened to post explicit images girls had sent him to porn websites unless they did what he said.
The victims told how they had been left 'traumatised'.
After he was arrested in his halls of residence for his behaviour towards one girl, examinations of his phone revealed even more offences against others.
Manchester Crown Court heard how Groom, originally from Northampton, started chatting with one girl, who was under 16, on Snapchat. He said he was 17, and was friendly at first, the court heard.

manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/thomas-groom-manchester-crown-court-16258131

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Anyone else think Sturgeon looks like a cheap tier tranny hooker?

that wallpaper

whyd they go with washed out colours for this video, looks awful

dem tiles

>mr. groom
>paedo

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>The whole world does that
the whole world wasn't colonise-
oh wait, nevermind

but wait, theres more...

>The letters - signed off “Best wishes, Nicola Sturgeon” - arrived at homes in plain white envelopes with no evidence on the outside they were from the SNP.

>However, householders who have received the mailshot have found names of people who have never lived at their address.

>Many people are thought to have returned the letters unopened to Royal Mail.

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>Thomas Groom

Pottery

>cam on user don't ya want tae lick it

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Two teenagers and two men have been charged with serious sexual offences involving children.
The arrests were part of a pre-planned operation by the force’s Child Protection and Exploitation Team in Staffordshire on Thursday (May 9).
Bilal Ahmed, 20, from Stoke-on-Trent, was charged with rape and causing/inciting the sexual exploitation of a child.
Kashif Ahmed, 18, from Stoke-on-Trent, was charged with two counts of rape, causing/inciting the sexual exploitation of a child, concerned in the supply crack cocaine, concerned in the supply of heroin and concerned in the supply of a controlled drug of class B – cannabis.
A 17-year-old boy, from Stoke-on-Trent - who can not be named for legal reasons - was charged with rape and causing/inciting the sexual exploitation of a child.
They all appeared at court on Friday ( May 10).
A 15-year-old boy - who also cannot be named - from Stoke-on-Trent, was also charged with rape, causing a female over 13 to engage in penetrative sexual activity and sexual assault.
He appeared in court on Saturday (May 11).

birminghammail.co.uk/black-country/four-people-charged-over-serious-16266941

neolithic people mutted with the spanish and french but still have their ancient language. pretty interesting.

i'd love one yeah cheers
but my name's not henry

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Not even if the future of the white race depended on it

They are celts

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>groom

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city-tier posting.
Imagine not owning a martini-henry in 2019 when they're the finest firearm you can buy without a loicense

god I hope the SNP die

Hi bongs

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>at least gis it a sniff

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well she looks like jimmie krankie, and if you know anything about the krankies you know that's not that far off

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that skirting board / door stop. day-um

Why are you upset that our coppers dress up like fools before smacking you with their batons?

>celts
>don't speak a celtic language

user, I.....

decent radiator too

Not a day goes past..... kek

Imagine not having under-floor heating in

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I hope we don't get sucked into the fast approaching US-Iran war.

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All aboard the CUK train.

Redpill me on the brexit party

Are they cucked?

They’re pre-Roman

can that lot do anything right

they'd fuck up stapling paper together

>my mate was being severely autistic when we were like 18 at a house party he was throwing
>made it fancy dress purely so he could dress in a Tux
>Tried making one of these but used an olive from a jar that still had a load of oil on it
>all the oil floated on the top of the drink
>he ignored it and went to chat to some girls, took a sip
>made an audible gagging/wretching sound and went "fuck me that tastes awful"
>Quickly runs back over to us as we're all cracking up and laughing at him

good times

Imagine needing under-floor heating

Why would anyone hang it 90s clockwise? The loops are always on the left

Indeed. It's going to be a shit show. American losses around 100,000 I reckon. They'll probably win through sheer Anglo determination, but the losses will echo through the ages and we'll be able to rip on burgers on Jow Forums for decades to come about it.

England is the only relevant part.

Scotland is only semi relevant because of Mel

meant for

LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS
Seriously the map clearly shows we're closer therefore it belongs to us.

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Despite what Robin says it is backwards. Not surprised really.

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yes but less cucked than the rest

You vote:
NW: Tommy
SW: UKIP
Rest: Brexit

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"I'll take Gulf of Tonkin Incident 2.0 for $1000, Alex".

Wait a second I'm confusing myself. Hanging it 90 degrees clockwise, he's still wrong

Come and take them

How can we be the new Rome if we can’t even humble this shanty Persia?

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Good luck burger fren, but this aint going to end well buddy. Trust me.

Probably nothing will happen

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>going to war for israel again
>against a nation of 80 million no less

I meant ethnically, but I'm mistaken just looked it up I always thought there was a large amount of British emigration there but according to this article its the other way round

independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/celts-descended-from-spanish-fishermen-study-finds-416727.html

Oof
youtu.be/uWZqcfFBU9k

wow Anne Marie Waters getting absolutely fucking censored by the Electoral Commission, they rejected every single one of her descriptions

they accepted UKIP's "for the union" and rejected all of her "for the [x]" slogans. that's insane

2019 and this isn't a meme. They invade your country, rape and forcibly impregnate your women and force them to marry, and the state lets them do it.

>Pompeo Fails to Sway Allies on Iran in Awkward Surprise Visit
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-05-13/pompeo-fails-to-sway-allies-on-iran-in-an-awkward-surprise-visit?srnd=politics-vp

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