Brit/pol/ - Comfy MI5 Suitcase Sexytime edition

ot be er on my eybor

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i'm oin to pot nywy
vote nie

Warwick's forgotten about us

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aligt m8 hv fn, dn let our ynk mts kno wht we on abt

I can't into the fulgrim audiobook in the HH series. I can't stand that fag

we ve been recue to u in toc

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Warwick is into midget porn. Literal borderline paedo.

yaxley- my home village

pryorrwic

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my ucin eybor ot beer on it ucin i youre your ucin cretin

I wasn't here when it happened. What did you lot get up to?

Real name yaxley lennon

enou i enou

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hi frens

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uc meme

Mental antics mate

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It was /tv/ bullying him so he called the internet police

Hitler was right

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civi wr comin i no brexit
>tw cn ti tupe brexit wit beer eybor
vote nie

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We dindu nuffin, it was those mad bastards at /tv/. we gud bois.

Holy shit so smoll

why was he on /tv/?

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for midget children

brexit

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There used to be an entire neighborhood for midgets in Hollywood. It's still there I think, I saw it years ago. All the houses are midget sized. Very cool.

Lads, odds for May leaving as the PM

If the 1922 committee change the rules and she faces a leadership contest how long does it take to hold it and does she remain PM until new leader is elected?

/tv/ been poti bout wrwic or mont now itop ee

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based af

cn n iure out wic ey r broen?

Shut up you cunt

wikispooks.com/wiki/James_Rusbridger

>Rusbridger was found hanging from a beam in his loft wearing a diving suit at Jasmin cottage, his home on Bodmin Moor, Cornwall in February 1994. He was dressed in a green protective suit for use in nuclear, biological or chemical warfare, green overalls, a black plastic mackintosh and thick rubber gloves. His face was covered by a gas mask and he was also wearing a sou'wester. His body was suspended from two ropes, attached to shackles fastened to a piece of wood across the open loft hatch, and was surrounded by pictures of men and mainly black women in bondage. Consultant pathologist Dr Yasai Sivathondan said he died from asphyxia due to hanging "in keeping with a form of sexual strangulation".

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ucin i youre you irty renc nonce i' ucin inerbt your eyeb out o your ocet

Does it matter for the Tories at this point? Unless they replace her with a hard-Brexiteer they are completely fucked. And this is a really good thing. No idea of the odds btw, will shorten considerably after the euro-election though, I'd imagine.

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my wi never eve

twitter.com/WarwickADavis/status/1126250525899538432

Nothing to see here, just an auto-erotic bit of fun gone wrong.

torie re ucin e

Good. I'm sick of Tories. Let them fade out.

promie ve been broen
on't ty t ome
vote nie

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Imagine knowingly subjecting your own kids to a lifetime of disability, medical problems, self loathing and an early death. And then complaining to the hurt police because some internet autists are being mean to you.

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>Paddy power
What month will Theresa May cease to be Prime Minister
July 2019

12/5
2020 or later

4/1
October 2019

6/1
June 2019

7/1
August 2019

9/1
September 2019

9/1
May 2019

10/1
November 2019

12/1
December 2019

16/1
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She'll leave inevitably. The betting should be on when, rather than if. My best guess is in October or whenever this most recent extension ends.

>twitter.com/WarwickADavis/status/1126250525899538432
The responses are pure Gold

Actual size

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Complete accident classic case of sexual misadventure

What are the chances that Eurovision is BTFO by Iran/general muzziness??

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Surprised the odds are so long desu, just shows how fucked the Tories are, only got themselves to blame.

I'll take that but wouldn't the Tories get rid of her following the Brxtparty fucking them now and later if a GE is called/until Brexit is sorted?

hed be an absolute fuckin unit if he was normal people-sized

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Lads, what are your top kicks
State why and I'll put some money down

Possible. Or they'll let another tranny win.

Imagine if a PLO freedom fighter detonated a suicide vest bomb of peace during the finals. Rylan's face would be ebic.

I'd rather seem them get obliterated than fade out, they need to be destroyed so every future politician is terrified of going against the will of the people.

Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

It'd suck being a midge.

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twitter.com/LuciuS__66/status/1126256893440212994

tere; wrwic i even te met yor ucin irty nonce i bet you uc your own moter you irty pcer

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baste af

ucin te o tt ie

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*see them, my bad.

tyrions a fucking giant compared to verne

>There are men in the House of Commons, who profess in a special sense to be the representatives of Labour, who would not allow me, who represent a great working-class constituency...to claim to represent you. In order to do so I must be a man who did some work 30 years ago and never did any since. (Loud laughter.) It is these men who are at the present time blackening the characters of those who are upholding the British dominion and British honour throughout the world...They have no ear of sympathy for the men who suffered for the Imperial cause. The other day some officers, British soldiers, were murdered with savage brutality for no reason or provocation. They had no sympathy with those officers or the families that they left behind them, their only idea was to shield the assassins from the proper penalty of their crime. ("Traitors.")...But one thing I will say, and I say it in your name; these men at any rate do not represent the working classes of England (loud cheering), and never yet in our history or in the history of the British race has a great democracy been unpatriotic. (Hear, hear.)

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So you're saying June/July? I imagine there would be some delay since parliament like to argue instead of taking any action. I chose October because she might continually refuse to set out a plan for her exit. The Tories may not want to force her since calling a general election would result in an immediate Corbyn government.

Oh yeah, happens all the time.

>Police visited Williams's home during the afternoon of Monday 23 August 2010, as a "welfare check" after colleagues noted he had been out of contact for several days.[10] His decomposing naked remains were found in a red The North Face bag, padlocked from the outside, in the bath of the main bedroom's en-suite bathroom.[11][12] The police had gained entry into his top floor flat in Alderney Street, Pimlico at around 16:40.[13] His family alleged that crucial DNA was interfered with and that fingerprints left at the scene were wiped off as part of a cover-up.[1] No fingerprints, palm-prints, footprints or traces of Williams's DNA were found on the rim of the bath, the bag zip or the bag padlock. A key to the padlock was inside the bag, underneath his body.[14]

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No need to correct the spelling mate, it's Jow Forums. No one gives a fuck. We care more about the general meaning of your post, which was well received, despite the spelling mistakes. This isn't plebbit.

please don't make fun of the tiny people user
it's a bit small minded

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What to go for?

oun ie rp io

Wtf I’m voting ukip now

what about the one who said boss it's de plane in that fantasy island show

i wou ic on er tit

uc o

KEK
That would be hilarious if a poster is BAME little and gay

Wtf how? I'm voting LibDems for some reason.

ttlly undstnd. bst af

I'll take the risk, thanks. Purple all the way.

I BET YOU WOU UC IM IN E RE YOU POOTER

BTR beLIV M8

t e omeboy unrtn me ot beer on my eybor'

Thanks bro, my own autism spergs me out if I make spelling mistakes, appreciate the thought tho . Inb4 wojak drinking coffee.jpg user corrects me.

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imin bein err btten ri t now
wt ucin retr

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>28 posts by this ID

i' et new eybor rom curry tomorrow
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ccC

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np fren

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How long have we had this retard around? Did the coke poster av too many lines?

Oh, noes! 4chin has invented an Ai retard!!