Meeting Women at the Grocery Store

Try a real grocery store and not a fucking gas station

The only way to meet women at the grocery store is if you get a job there and date the women who work there

>sugary breakfast cereals.
Do you think women don't eat sugary breakfast cereals and then bitch about feeling fat after eating half the box? You are clearly an incel.

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When you see a women at the grocery:

Are you buying some food CUNT?

You better be buying some fucking food to make me a sandwich you goddamn slit!!

You then slap the fuck out of her and rape her in the snack isle.

They aged like a fine wine

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socialising is the last thing i want to do at the shops, I try to get in, get out as fast as possible

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It surely varies by location, but I've seen plenty of good looking and wholesome women at Target

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Put a cucumber in your pants.

i have reddi whip and chocolate syrup

How's that working out for you?

most men are pieces of shit and most women are whores.

I regret being born post ww2

You’re not really in a position to be giving advice

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That's the kind of woman he wants to avoid, you goddamn worthless retarded tranny faggot.

Stop banging niggers

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>Me too

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grab a fat carrot or a cucumber or something
and sneak up behind her and slip it between her legs
you can't miss with this maneuver

Do what I do. My son has 1200 tinder matches that I pick through. I then set up a meeting and go to it. I tell them my son was called into emergency surgery but he wanted me to come meet up with them. I causally tell them I am a millionaire and retired (I'm not, I work at walmart) I fuck them and tell them I will call them.

Ask women directions for where the Zyklon B aisle is or something like that. If she giggles you’re in.

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God damnit Jaun

OP isn't interested in meeting girls at clubs, says he wants to meet wholesome girls at grocery store.

Posts pic of girl buying a redbull at convenience mart dressed up to go out clubbing. BAKA.

is this an evolution of the D.E.N.N.I.S. system?

Can’t be unseen. Off to the desert I go.

yeah. I always have a bottle of wine in my basket with a baguette.
"hey, want to come back to my place for some bread and wine?"
works every time.

femanon here, lold at your comment. Are you this charismatic irl?

>son
>tinder
>walmart
You sound like trash

That’s waiting too long to rape

Shut up fatty

10/10

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that would mess up my macros

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Not only that she's fucking ugly and has meth freak arms

>not understanding all food references point to a single mother and must be avoided at all costs
How new at life are you, newfag?

>grocery shopping
>Posts pics of bitch in a gas station
>filename
We need to nuke Canada

I meant my wifes' son.

This.
t. Grocery cuck who has slept with 5 cashiers and 1 manager so far

Chad protip: home improvement stores, but you have to actually have the skills to fix a fence or some shit; just look for some milfy cougar type scratching a whole in her head somewhere and act like youre working on the same thing; sure, you can help, just twenty bucks an hour for side jobs, you can follow her over to her house, bada bing bada boom

One time I was at the grocery store and I was walking down one of the aisles and made eye contact with this girl wearing big over the ear headphones so I knew she was an autist, but actually looked pretty hot, a sold 7/10.

10 minutes later I am in the check out line, and she walks up right behind me and gets in line too. My stuff was already on the conveyor belt so I was just standing there, and she takes her headphones off and starts glancing around and shuffling a little bit maybe nervous and obviously wants me to talk to her. For whatever reason I didn't, I was not in the mood to chat with this hottie and I just wanted to go home and eat lmao.

But I guess the answer to the question is just go and make eye contact and see if you feel a vibe, or you could smile.

Excuse me miss, I couldn't help but notice you are wearing yoga pants out in public. Are you aware I can see your entire vagina and ass even though they are covered by clothing? Perhaps we can meet up another time and discuss more sensible outfits for you to wear in the future.

Also works for lazy bitches wearing pajama pants, but say it is passed noon so you should have time to get dressed by now.

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work at one

Fpbp!

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You expect us to believe there's Walmart and Tinder up in fag Canada?

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K mart is better for bitches than Walmart

user just go to church, this could be you

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tinder and bumble are garbage now
okcupid has actually been lit lately

first off you need a long coat with a camera attached to a selfie stick. cut a hole in the jacket pocket to be able to manipulate the camera inside the coat. always try to pick a woman with a skirt that has kids around, they're always distracted. once you have the pics you need, wait in the parking lot and wait for her to come out, then follow her home so you can get some shots through her bedroom window. It's really easy and lot's of fun. You can meet a lot of qts this way.

Mind your own business and go there with a goal of buying food rather than picking up women.
Buy healthy foods like raw vegetables and meat. This will let the people around you know that you plan on cooking food rather than just putting something in the microwave. This will also cause you to start eating correctly and force you to learn how to cook if you aren't already doing so.
If a woman gets close to you in an aisle and awkwardly pretends she's browsing, that's the cue to strike up a conversation. She's actively waiting for you to do so. This may not always be the case but just believe it is the case.
The overall goal here is to better yourself. Women will notice you're taking care of yourself and be drawn to you naturally.

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Not true. I had some old granny ask me to reach for some tea or something that she couldn't reach. I then "accidently" happened to be beside her in the checkout. I offered to help her with her groceries. Next thing you know I was at her place raping her. We still see each other on SS Wednesdays. You incels just need to step up your game.

They shaved hair off female Bigfoot? Well, most of it.

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First of all know that good eye sight is a must get contacts or glasses if need be

I'm an atheist, and Im legitimately considering going undercover as a christian to slam some poon since there's so few atheist women that aren't SJW LGBTQXY non-binary

KEK

Bumble was ok up until about 6 months ago now it totally fucking sucks. Tinder has sucked for a while.

OKC was good like 5 years ago, but then sucked for years. It's better now? What city are you in?

Okcupid is bomb for finding traps

solid post.

thats old tech user. drone based upskirt videos are the way to go. also works for peeping tom expeditions!

Dubs.

Kek.

Winner post.

Atheists who lack the moral fiber to leave the faithful alone get the rope.

>Femanon, I just had to talk to you....
This works. It also helps to be Chad.

This

The best way to pick up women in the supermarket is by the melons.

That's a good one.. I think I will actually try it.

>not cooking an entire turkey in the microwave

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Ah. My fucking sides.

News flash, the same degenerate, nigger fucking debt ridden, tattooed whores at the bar go to the grocery store too.

>Ich hoffe dass ich werde catch some sexy glances and wolf whistles from the young bulls at the rapefugee camp.

Meh, I was lazy. I stopped th google search when I found one hot enough to light up the thread - seems to have worked.

They all look jewish or half nigress

...another good one.

Imagine what the trad female Jow Forumsacks think when they read this post.

Chill out autist homo..

You think it's hard to meet women at the grocery store? Due to sexism and ageism, many seniors are forced to suffer through their golden years with unfulfilled sexual fantasies. Please. Fuck the elderly.

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>that post makes my pussy wet

Ah! Another great one. I can and do fix. Was considering getting back into contracting, it's been a while..

Yeah, the dude looks like the best option, yet again.

This is actually true provided you can find an open kmart

/thread

I said trad females, not feminists.

Checked and kek
The future is bright in this country

t. the bassist in Spinal Tap

Yeah, lining that up with a religious buddy. I can quote enough scripture to get in, and be drunk enough to deal with church.. just one big brunch right? Just start with the mimosas before service.

I never met a pretty woman born past the year of 1980 who wasn't absolute shit in everyway.

If you are good looking enough they will approach you. But it is really not all that great cause you will have to fight some off, especially if you are a very religious man.

Already there. I cook everything I eat, solid paleo man for a decade now.Perhaps need to slow down, I shop every day for fresh produce, so I'm a bit surgical in my strikes.

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>not giving yourself a handicap by filling the cart to the brim with cigarette cartons, alcohol, frozen food and gallons of milk
have fun meeting women

Halifax.. and I agree about the dating app observations. Only single for the last year because the ex wife was a roastie that just couldn't have a package of dicks being thrown at her every week.

tl;dr: watch out for roasties that need constant male attention. They're only good as sperm dumps.You can't build anything with them..

>This faggot doesn't drink 4gal/week

Lurk more