Preparing for the happening

It should be obvious to everyone here, shit is heating up. The stock market is getting ready to plunge, Bitcoin is hovering around $8,000, tensions within America, Europe, China and Japan are ready to spill over into civil unrest, that asteroid is still floating towards us and the world is ready to blow up. So everyone what is there to do in one's personal life to prepare for it asides from cheering on kek to fling this world into madness?

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assca, liye, loo loo

preppening 4 tha happening

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why prepare? you can't hide. so roll for digits and hope you can catch the fireworks live.

ok lets give it a go.

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We are all going to die

Repent

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Idk have fun dude live the best life yo can

oh fuck

Don't worry, norwy-turd. They're just scaring you. Go to sleep like a good kid.

Transcending the ego

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kek. noice.

I'm not trying to scare you. I'm trying to warn you.

So how's it going down guys? Is the trade war going to get hot or is the global market going to explode? My recent digits fore-tail that it won't be pretty

Well, I guess that’s it then

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lets get on with it. im tired of waiting.

Obligatory

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Nothing Will Happen.
Unless this post ends with a 0.
Then we are fucked way worse than the dinosaurs.

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Iran will become a battleground for all. We'll invade iran, Iran will attack Israel, Russia will use the opportunity to landgrab, and there will be a clash with US forces leading to declaration of war, and China will arm anyone who isn't US or Russia. It's gonna be fun.

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Fun time digits

mmmmmh

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This is what all of the leaders have agreed on. Putin gets more land. Trump gets reelected because wartime president and defending Isreal. China gets to point at the US and say they are bad. It's all part of the game. Get your cryptos now for the next crypto boom.

that id...( t:God I think)

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goodbye cruel world

Wouldn't the smart money boom be in investing in lockheed martin and other military stocks?

kek wills it

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Most of your military stocks have been rocked over the last 2 weeks, but I can see a buying opportunity when Boeing hits $100

kek has returned

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>Bitcoin is hovering around $8,000

No shit, a massive bull run is coming. Learn about Bitcoin and buy some - and probably some non-shitty altcoins like BNB too. It's easy. I learned about it on this dude's blog, he makes it super simple to understand.

rosecrypto.com/What-Is-Bitcoin

based. will buy tomorrow.

Witnessed

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He is with us

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Can you imagine what would happen if people realized their futures were sold for cheap lawn care?
Can you just imagine the anger.
What would happen to the people who sold out the future of an entire generation?
I mean, really.
A lot of strongly worded letters would be drafted over night.

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Digits for nukes

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Peace and prosperity is coming. That's the real happening.

I swear, I’m so tired and my brain is so fried I don’t even remember what started all this. What did Iran do again? To provoke? It’s just a blur lads.

Also digits for getting to watch all these corrupt faggots ruining the world served justice

This whole thing is a whole lot of nothing. The stock market is more fake than wrestling

Trump's tariffs are going to improve the American economy you just wait. Sure cnn will spin it's wheels making it look bad, but once again America will be better off for it at another country's expense. You really think the elites would let a retard drive the economy off a cliff? Why even have a government if so?

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Honkler is a falsepill.

Embrace the ending !

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You maybe

>that asteroid is still floating towards us
WTF? WHICH ONE AND WHEN?

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Get good at running, have a gun with a FUCKton of ammunition (thousands of rounds), plenty of canned food and batteries.

Be praised Kek!

Got a fully stocked bunker. I'll see you guys on the other side

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REPENT

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The asteroid is a fucking psyop

We have been on this planet for hundreds of thousands of years and now of all time there comes an apocalyptic asteroid?

jews literally created the asteroid

Only through the Lord we can survive!

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I hope
You're not wrong Shikamaru, Xi or Trump could blink tomorrow and the market continues rolling along with America's 3.2% GDP growth but if pushed too far it could catalyst into a big fat happening

I'm ready

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Checked. All honkfags get the rope.

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Gentlemen, it's been a pleasure and a honor.

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>memeflag
There's a difference between trying to
WAKE
someone
UP
and scaring them.

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Poseidon is coming

Cool picture. Would need sauce on that.

may 26

It's from Notre Dame.

Kek protects true believers.

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>what is there to do in one's personal life to prepare for it asides from cheering on kek to fling this world into madness?

In a very rough order

Mostly for burgers, strap up, get an AR or other Semi 5.56 rifle first and foremost

Get in shape

Hiking/backpacking equipment and experience. Unless you have a bunker you can be pushed off your land in a moments notice. Ability to survive innawoods is critical. Also with the posibility of a guerilla style conflict in CONUS this will be useful shit to have

Hedge your bets economically. If you have savings diversify them. Physical precious metals, crypto, cash in hand, tools, guns, etc. If you have millions then arable farmland with fresh water access and fine art along with bunkers/hardened structures.

Land in the country
A well
Freeze dried food
Gas generator (learn how to make a charcoal gassifier, you can have a plentiful power source depending on your environment)
Hunting shit
Water filters
TP
etc.

Entire volumes can be written about the ideal set up
If you have a rifle, a backpack with all the shit you'd need for a multi day primitive hike, and a few oz's of gold then you're miles ahead of 95% of the population.
I'd recommend not looking super tacticool

the ancients stir

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All heil Kek.

I think everything will be hunky dory

Digits for the end of this cesspool of a world

Kek proclaims through me that we are entering into a better era of peace and fufillment
Praise be

I can't tell who's Jewing who anymore

I've got my guns, I've got ammo, I've got some food for one person, and I've got water.
With Christ on my side, and faith to do righteous deeds in such dark times, I shall be a paladin unto the wicked and a healing light to the good.

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this is a message to God:

You won't do anything nigger

Roll for Trump gets called out about nxivm

MOAR - END IT ALL

This asteroid is definitely hitting the Earth on May 26. All the other asteroid scares were bullshit and I knew they were bullshit. But this one...

weve got 6 full sized train cars buried around 5 states full of stuff. hide out awhile then come out in full warlord mode.

That’s bullshit but I believe it.

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>may 26
Oh good, Pathologic 2 is going to be released may 23, I'll have three days to play it.

I'm trying to be as self sufficent as possible. Grow and raise stuff myself for consumption.

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ALLAH HU AKHBAR!!!

Flies plane into the thread thus obliterating every faggot that posted here to shreds.

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>grass face down
wtf why?

the end is nigh

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You've been obliterated, faggots. Stop posting.

We need you, user. Purge heretics in Christ's name for us all, brother!

>habbening
ftfy

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stack
guns an ammo (if legal in your country)
tinned and non perishable foodstuff
anti biotics
fuel

Have a plan for you and your family
My prediction is that the US is in for hard times.
The US military will be decimated in futile wars for Israel, this will leave the US very weak at home and the US will not be able to maintain order as tens of millions cross the southern border
good luck burgers

Most people can't afford to prepare, user.

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every generation thinks they're the generation that's going to be the one that sees the apocalypse (for some reason)

(Narcissism)

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i am prepared

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uh oh

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I'm ready

A C C E L E R A T E

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Got all the giant Snickers Bars I need.

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>tensions within America, Europe, China and Japan are ready to spill over into civil unrest
Truth: nothing will happen. Life is too comfy in the first world for anyone to do anything that would risk it
It's Brave New World

Rise, awaken

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Fuq

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based

The only prepping you can do is praying to Jesus for strength to get through this.

We are gonna get Apocalypsed bros

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c-checked

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Obviously. Duh. Heaven is now fgts

So it will be it the biggest happening of our time....

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Iam ready
pic related its me

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