EUROPEAN BREAKFAST THREAD

non-Americans will never know a real breakfast

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Literally just ate an apple

White people eat at Ihop

Proxy samefagging

>no char
memerib

It looks like cottage cheese to me.

>White people eat at Ihop
the literal opposite of reality

>That cheapo shit tier lettuce & tomato
Get on my level.

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All I have is eggs. I think I'm gonna fry them on the pan and eat them with ketchup.

Ours is more liquidy with separate curds.
Cottage cheese and fruit for breakfast is lassic.

>Poorfag thinks prime rib should be chard

Are non-Americans even human?

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>implying I am a yurolet
Sorry pal, but I am not.

That was on TripleD

How does it feel to live in the black side of town?

Is that some kind of faggy hipster deconstructed BLT?

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WTF is trpD? It's a nice local burger for working men.

The crisp edges on that cheese make the burger.

Gonna have black bread with sausage today.

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You tuck them in first. So good.

Your mom

What liquid cottage has too much carbs in it. A lean like that is pure protein although I agree what it taste not so good

This was my breakfast for many years.

Marathonfrühstück

I enjoy a french breakfast every morning...
feelsbadman.jpg

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wtf is that shit, that is animal food, not ppl food

mutts have no culture and you always post shit from fast food chains instead of actual home made food.
do you fags even know how to make food yourself?

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Kooffee, bread with butter and marmelade, some orange jews

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Shut up kraut
Anyway who else /fiveguys/ here

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>gay

Ate this for breakfest when i was in Turkey

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>make food yourself
Peasant

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The French don't drink coffee in the morning. Foamed latte with a dash of coffee, sometimes.

>Americans have no culture
Why do Yuropoors have such a superficial and almost adolescent view of culture? It is quite impossible not to have culture.

disgusting

Mostly shit carbs, might as well just take a bite from the butter stick, you'll get more nutrition that way.

Food of true aryan

I'll take a quadruple bypass at 25 for 200$

5fags is SHIT

Going to have some bread with a side of bread and espresso

I like how after they give you an order of fries that they throw another scoop of fries in your bag and turn everything inside into a greasy mess.

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>Mostly shit carbs, might as well just take a bite from the butter stick, you'll get more nutrition that way.

Who cares? You only live once. I am tennis pro fit.

wtf is wrong with you mutts, i would throw that shit out if its was serve to me

>carbs
>butter
Lad, I...

The one you live by is probably run by niggers and spics. Mines great.

No wonder those fags can't fight...

what actual culture do you have?

Sure. But you are retarded. So it's expected.

Can you not read, I said MOSTLY and that you're better off just eating butter.

Nope. I'm in the most expensive county in the US. It's shit. I've had it in the cheaper places too. They cant even grill onions proper.

Sorry. meant for

Well. That is based if you are being serious.

You're insane. Waffle House has the best bacon egg and cheese sandwich outside of your grandmother. Waffle House>Denny's>Ponderosa> IHOP>Thunderbird Inn Contiental Breakfast

Maybe mines just unique. I’ve never really had five guys in the other states I’d go to.

>t. danish fag

Don't talk shit when this is what you eat for breakfast.

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odeur de pied au fromage pour les grenouilles

Looks like a homemade egg McMuffin with tomatoes. What is it?

> dry
The state of American food. Wait until you try real bread unlike that wonder shit.

Eating plain butter (provided it's good quality butter) is unironically healthy and could sustain you for good if you added a source of protein like eggs. You would get all the necessary micro and macro nutrients. Granted it would be a very boring diet.

That looks good user.

Culture, my dear friend, how a specific ethnic or religious group operates subconsciously on philosophic levels. So yes, we do have a culture. People here do operate on a subconscious level philosophically similar, as they do in every society that ever existed. If we had no culture, America would need to create one to go on, it is quite impossible for us to have no culture.

Brainlets believe culture is food and clothing, which is apart of culture, but merely the most superficial part. That being said to ask of a European not to think superficially will be a fruitless task, but try.

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This is why we bombed you.

i ate 6 chorizos ~50g each
a pack of bacon ~140g
and 2 fried eggs

The only bread I ever really buy is wheat bread from Walmart. I never really get white bread or any of that other wonder shit.

No wonder the United States is the fattest country in the world, this is a breakfast to start the morning fresh

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feelsbadman

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homemade nachos
(image isn't today's plate, but they all look basically the same)

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I find a “single serving” meal is the best way to start the day. The USDA and American health officials recommend it.

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desu this is a breakfast doesn't require industrialization really at all. You could have this every day yourself with a homestead innawoods. I may not prefer that breakfast, but I respect its self-reliant history.

Looks good.
Might actually cook the egg and onion, but apart from that 8/10

I was going to make these in the morning for the kids. Do Europeans really eat them?

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Did you seriously melt cheese on water crackers and put sour cream on it and call it nachos? Even we Americans aren't that bad...

Niggers love chicken and waffles.
Just a coincidence?
pancakes are for white people.

nothing is wrong with eating something like that if you are hitting the gym after or before

Danes eat a raw yolk at breakfast?

Saddest plate of food I’ve ever seen

ditch that grass and add dill instead and its perfect

"I'd like a cheeseburger that picks up all the food waste on your griddle."

I had a can of relentless and now I'm drinking a cappuccino.

what't wrong with that? much better than some disgusting greasy american "food"

that looks so awesome, herring, raw eggs and ryebread.
yum fucking yum
it only needs a bottle of snaps

Yes. I cook everyday. Usually bake to. what is ops pic? I will make it this week.

Get on my level, nigger.

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>$5.99
A fucking leaf jealous to know that the same amount of food he can afford to feed his family in a month is a mere snack to us superior Americans.

>actually thinking Americans eat Flintstones sized steaks for breakfast

No, they're pepper crackers, I put the shredded cheese on then microwave it.

No, the only problem with it is that I am lactose intolerant.

I think we may just have better options here. 5 Guys is only in the beaner places.

The food you all eat is called a "minimum wage meal here"
I hate you all.

rotten milk has a culture too