Styx Laptop Scam Hourly Update #ִי184

Styxhexenhammer666 is living a life of shameless luxury off your donations. He claims he needs to have hand delivered to him the most powerful laptop in the entire world to play Minecraft and edit songs on Audacity, something a 20 year old XP machine could do.

Styx laptop donation drive theme music:
youtube.com/watch?v=pmV86taMqhQ
youtube.com/watch?v=vFPajU-d-Ek

To the little jannies: Stop accusing me of ban evasion. It's not my fault the moderators are too intellectually limited to realize there are many different people who recognize the importance of the Styx laptop scam dilemma and want to post similar threads of their own. Besides, you don't have the right to decide what's allowed to be posted here, only I have that right.

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Other urls found in this thread:

archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4
petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Picture of alter Styx uses to sacrifice laptops to the Devil.

Laptop pledge drive:
archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4

>Petition to make Styx get a job
petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job

▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD
▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)
▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software

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>petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job
bahahahahahahahaha

PEEPEE POOPOO, /LEFTYPEE/ MAKES ME TENDIES

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mien sides!!!

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are you obsessed?

>leaf
Reported, Saged, and Hidden

Jesus why do people throw so much money at dumb cunts behind a camera? What is the deal with NPCs and media worship

Sage this trash
of course it's a fucking Canadian

Here's rare photo of OP having breakfast!

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Faggots throwing money at Belle Delphine I can understand since it's basically paying for softcore porn. Faggots throwing money at Trannypoints makes sense once you realize even far-leftist lemmings need their own version of Televangelist charlatans who offer eternal salvation from sin (in their case the sin of being white or male) in exchange of shekels.

OH WHO GIVES A SHIT

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if alyssa Milano is able to live a life of luxury, styx deserves the same :)

I love these threads

Wtf I love Styx now

No Cool Dell at Our Summer Fund raiser
By Hex'd Love
A Summer Song
We're all going to a summer fund raiser
No more sending for a week or two
Crazy Alienware and delightful Logitech at our summer fund raiser
No more cool Dell for me or you
For a week or two

Summertime, and the livin' is crazy
Alienware are donating and the Logitech are high
Oh, your brother's new and your sister is fast
So hush my speedy honey, don't you cry

Oh the summer of 2019

I can't wait to do some donating with you
You can't wait to do some donating with me
This just can't be summer love, you'll see
This just can't be summer love

'Cause you were mine for the summer
Now we know it's nearly over
Feels like Saturday lightning
But I always will remember
You were my summer love
You always will be my summer love

I wish they all could be ...
I wish they all could be ...
I wish they all could be Alienware of America

Summertime, and the livin' is crazy
Alienware are donating and the Logitech are high
Oh, your brother's new and your sister is fast
So hush speedy honey, don't you cry

Me and some Dell from my bed
Had a band and we tried real hard.
Pastor quit, Styxxx went giving
I should've known we'd never end up funding

Oh the summer of 2019

Summer donating had me a blast, oh yeah
Summer donating happened so fast,

Summer fund raiser drifting away,
To, uh oh, that summer fund raiser

Yeah the summer of 2019

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This made my night

Yeah man I want to contribute. I'll have to come up with something other than autogen shit

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I hate this faggot and his faggot listeners. A show I like, Revenge of the CIS, reported on rumors of him sometime ago, because RUMORS, and walked them back after facts were available, and his fag listers and likely his alt accounts still to this day ineffectually attempt to shit on those guys and their audience. Complete and total fags, all of them.

His listeners give him a lot of money. For him to post a gofundme for a fucking laptop is unforgivable, but his followers are too retarded to realize this.

A fool and his money are easily parted... His fool fans have had plenty of education. Giving this anemic, low-test version of Rageaholic money seems to keep them happy. I guess let them stwy happy.

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Oh look, a dirt dirty smear merchant! Everyone point and laugh and maybe it will slink back off to the slop bucket at the whore house from which it was born.
Thats all, peace out.

>going after based styx
>not going after the countless jew media companies that lie to people on a regular basis and earn millions more than styx for it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KILL YOURSELF SHILL