AHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BURGERS

that's pretty spooky

My sides are in orbit

>be american in austria
>shit on police car
>cops get angry
>run into mcdonald's
>police can't enter legally enter without causing an international incident
>fry cook grants you diplomatic immunity

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Jow Forums is always right

Well in austria its not like an turkish embassy

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meant for

Sry Mam, we only serve passports plus bacon and egg until 11 am.

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Based and ancapilled , statecucks btfo

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>plz HELP mcdaonald i get one week holiday a decade and came here but i saw a mohamed here i cant beleve it pls you gotta get us out of here
>and i'd like two grand macs, two large fries, a shake and two 9mm handguns

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gotdamn necromorphs at it again

You sound jealous, incel?

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heilige scheisse die amis sind geistig behindert.

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its like a gary larson joke became real

Nothing like waking up to national shame.

from a logistics point of view it makes sense, they have the facilities and there is one on every corner.

This is the white man being smart.

Also what kind of fucking distress are Americans going to face in Austria that they need to flee into the McDonalds embassy?

this was my idea btw

So an open public McDonalds is now the kind of target that is usually housed within a specifically constructed building and often protected by both defensive and offensive security teams.
This is bait.

"Hello, McDonald's? I just killed a hooker."

Based

Austrians are know for having terrible breath. That is definitely one reason I would go in distress

When do mcdonalds start operating as American Military bases?

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You know, when Trump was elected, I knew we were in for a wild ride. But this is glorious.

When the Space Force is operational, they will be. With extra szechuan sauce.

Cope harder, mutt.

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imagine the smell

Checked.

based

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>a helpful, convenient and accessible system for a problem
I don’t see the issue. Euros are just jealous that Americans continually find unique ways to make life more convenient.

Pretty cool actually. Wish we had embessy timmies

Does Austria have the dollar menu?

Whats wrong with that?

Our embassy is literally a McDonalds. Please nuke us.

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>cope harder mutt
>posts smug chinkeyed goblin

What did he mean by this, Jow Forums?

Are you required to purchase a meal first to receive McCounseling?

no fren its the pinnacle of capitalism someone made it so big they can give back to the community thats what its all about don't lose hope neigbourino I won't judge you for eating a few extra burgers heck me and the family have a burger once a month its not a sin

>first the British porn license becomes real
>now this
I wonder what's coming next?

Based

There is no burger better than McDonald's

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>feel crippling lack of freedom while visiting our foes in the EU
>See a McDonald's
>Oh thank God! These fucking local faggots expect me to ride public transportation and sort garbage into 37 categories.
>Here's a big mac and a handgun. Everything is going to be fine.

>when you get mugged in Salzburg by a peaceful Afgan refugee and you dont have any money, your ID or passport anymore so you try to contact the US embassy in Austria but to do that you have to order at least two items from the Mcmenu(TM)

I can't wait until McDonald's houses future teleporters, and connects us Americans to every country in the world in a web of fast food locations

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There’s no Tim’s outside Canada except maybe like 3 in the US close to the border or so I’ve heard

Now I wish they’d build white spots/triple os in other provinces so I have non shit food to eat when im forced to venture out of the mountains

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a doomed place

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Why bother they will surpass your imagination anyway

It's fucking meme magic

why dont you all just shut the fuck up already. america likes burgers, so what? do you think I make fun of mexico because of taco bell, or because of pizza in italy? jesus

kek

I don't see what's wrong with this?

We've got plenty of white spots and 3xO here in the GVA. What's good from them? Only ever tried WS and what we had sucked.

based

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this is fucked up. they don't even have good burgers.

American embassies emit satanic Homo miasma.

This a fact at this point.

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I've lost my ability to laugh, send help.

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Ivan how many McDonalds in Russia?
Label them as foreign agents until further notice..

Based af

Much better service than govt offices prolly

kek

mmm they're okay. their fries though.

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wtf does the I stand for in that acronym?

>there is a mcdonalds nearby a nato base
>on a hard workday, in the morning, get a burger there because I dont want to cook in the morning and want to go to sleep
>overhear people talking
>its a bunch of actual merrilards from the nato base

lel, had to contain my laughter.

Be warned fellow Europeans. The patented FrySmell is a deadly gas that can kill and has in the past.

miaminewtimes.com/restaurants/florida-woman-dies-from-being-exposed-to-toxic-fumes-at-a-georgia-mcdonalds-6573224

>When the rest of the world are such cucks a McDonalds is armed enough to fight off their police force
Wew lads.

Its not like police need to pack antistructure munitions

Imagine infiltrating a country so deeply that your fast food restaurants in that country become embassies for your citizens. How many Austrian businesses are so integral to the American way of life that they actually serve a purpose for Austrian citizens in the US. Austria is the bitch of the US. Hahaha

Holy fucking kek

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we are retardant

Ha! You got us good, Austrian user! Zing! Damn you’re witty

Can someone translate those? I don’t speak Turkish

>what is google translate

wewlad
did this aussie just give us a W from an L

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nah man it's rad. we can get mcgriddles and dodge the foreign authorities.

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Italian

This stuff is actually good though.

Beautiful. If I'm ever in Austria, I'm going to do that.

Corporate America is fully taking over government functions. Australia is just as much corporate cucked for allowing that.

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No McDonalds don't act as embassies. McDonalds will just connect you to the actual embassy and provide other important numbers free of charge.
No immunity for you from the police

Wageslaves aren't educated in how embassies or immunity works, but they know how McDonald's works. Btw that's a joke of jokes, since Assange was arrested without having any rights, now they mock embassy for what it is, corporate run.

Ha ha, we're gonna give you US citizenship for this post.
You'll be a fellow American.