*blocks your path*

Lurk more faggot

lurk moar

Braaaaaaaaap

Just smile and give her a wink.
Talk about how much you like her hair.
Watch as she melts.
If she gives you shit, laugh at it and give it back.
Lightly touch her on the arm.
Maintain eye contact.
Keep smiling.

Fatties like that are begging or attention. Look at her getup.

Ripe white slam pig. Would smash

All you need to do is smile at her and the panties are coming down.

If she lost 40 lb and actually attempted to dress not like a slob, she could be attractive. But she wont do any of these things.

*plays pokeflute*

Go back inside, i've got shit to do sweety

That's not hard to slam...

It's already beggin to be screwed.

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> Bet she sucks a mean dick
This. You'd have a blue dong with a shiny finish

Newfag

You're fat. Yes. You. You're fat. Additionally, your sense of uniqueness, which you hold onto so dearly to -- to vindicate your existence apart from the pack is a simulation. By you taking on this edgy hot-topic mess of a costume, you have successfully made yourself one with the ranks of millions of similar quirky, edgy, and "different" girls. You're nothing, you're a clone, and your personality is like hard-tack. I pray you find the mental resolve and strength to fix your most ignoble life. Good day.

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>Whatever, I'm getting French Fries

With a body like this I bet she does

based

Women like this exist and they’re everywhere

Suicide at 30.

curing her from her misguided childish believes

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indeed they are and when you simply mention you want children (with a normal woman) they snap or get realy realy quiet avoiding eyecontact trying to hide their misguidance, it looks alot like being in shame looking downward.