Princess Martha Louise of Norway, 47...

>Princess Martha Louise of Norway, 47, takes to Instagram to announce she's found love with an LA-based shaman and 'spiritual hacker' who believes he can reverse ageing - two years after her divorce
>Princess Martha Louise of Norway is the child of King Harald and Queen Sonja
>The 47-year-old divorced her husband of 15 years Ari Behn in 2017
>She revealed she has found love with a 'shaman and spiritual hacker' based in LA
>Self-proclaimed 'spiritual guide' Durek Verrett has claimed to reduce ageing

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please just bomb us allready

>The mother-of-three, who divorced husband Ari Behn in 2017, described her beau as her 'twin flame' and vowed to love him from 'this eternity to the next' in the gushing post, pictured

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>Despite being the eldest child of King Harald and Queen Sonja, pictured in February last year, Princess Martha Louise is fourth-in-line to the throne after her younger brother Prince Haakon, 45, and his two children, Prince Sverre Magnus, 13, and Princess Ingrid Alexandra, 15

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>Princess Martha Louise tied the knot with author Ari Behn in a lavish ceremony in 2002. Pictured, the newlyweds wave to crowds following the service

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>Martha Louise and ex-husband Ari Behn, pictured together, announced their separation in September 2016 and released a statement saying they felt 'ashamed because we can no longer create the common safe harbor for our children'

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>The couple have three daughters, Maud, 16, Leah, 14, and Emma, 10. Pictured, Martha Louise and Ari with their children during a celebration in 2013
What will happen to the Jow Forums?

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NOT POLITICS
MODS SUICIDE

>Märtha Louise hosted the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge during their trip to Norway in February 2018. Pictured l-r: Martha Louise, King Harald, Queen Sonja, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Crown Prince Haakon, his wife Mette-Marit and Princess Astrid of Norway

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And here we were complaining about prince Harry...
Everybody's getting BTFO

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>Princess Martha Louise is known for her down-to-earth approach to social media. Pictured, the royal shared this photo of her enjoying a glass of bubbles with friends in the airport after their flight back from a spiritual retreat in India was delayed in January 2018
How is the head of states family not politics?

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>The princess shared this photo from the retreat on her Instagram account, writing: 'Visiting the closest temple and the secret cave being built under a huge Shiva statue'

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>The 47-year-old divorced her husband of 15 years Ari Behn
she went from sandnigger to dirtnigger

>The playful princess shared this snap taken trying on sunglasses at Doha airport on their way home from the retreat. She shared it with the hashtags #soulspring #enjoyeverymoment

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We deserve a nuke

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Now you understand why the Japanese bukkake their women.

Why do women love pseudoscience so much

I'm surprised more flat-earthers aren't women.

fpbp
Not bomb though, nuke, and you know what? I'll order one too for France.

Well the reverse aging is obviously not working for her.

>Be Norway.
>Be occupied by superior swedes
>Take revenge on the swedes by giving the crown to a mentaly ill Danish family

Hahahaha

Imagine if you were designed by nature for the sole purpose of having dicks stuck in you. You'd grasp at straws for a deeper meaning too.

I love how this wealthy people are so delusional, they are the same type of idiots who get killed in third world countries for wanting to explore on their own

norwegian royalty are embarassing

hopefully ingrid alexandra will marry a national socialist

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kek

youtu.be/PNDQdlmWq9Q

Thread theme

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Saved. This one is going on my wall

Hahahahahahahahaha

>Princess Martha Louise of Norway

she is just one hit the wall 50 year old cougar bitch who is very hungry to cocks

anyway what a cuck moove Norway. you should breivik her.

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Shazzam irl

>Prince Sverre
>Sverre

Even the name is retarded. Sounds like it's taken from a science fiction novel made by a child from a school for retarded children.

Hahahaha

There is still room left for further evolution

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spurro sverre

They like to believe they are special and have an objective in the world. My mom believes you can bend the universe in your favour if you try hard enough and blames my great grandfather everytime something bad happens because according to her his "bad deeds" punish us for some reason, I don't think God cares about a bunch of dead ruskies and italians

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whens Brevik get out?

This cunt has always been crazy, and was partially stripped off her title in the early 2000s. She previously married a failed writer who's as crazy as this nigger, and she started an "angel school", because she thinks she can see angels and communicate with the dead.
This nigger is probably going to exploit her insanity for a few years before dumping her crazy ass.

This is how retarded they are.

Fucking top lol.

Oh wow. This dude must be the niggest

This is what's happening when giving crown to mentaly ill Danes just to give back at based swebulls.

Top lel.

Now suicide please.

We already blacked the Netherlands so it isn't far fetch

It's a Norse name, you sandnigger.

Future king of Norway. Cap this.

Dude, you're Swedish. You've already lost.

Our new king has just arrived in Norway. Look at the press.

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give me the oil money now

It's a retarded name you freaking subhuman illiterate. It doesn't even make any sense. What does it even mean?

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Why are bluepilled countries so good to live in, but based countries like mine are shitholes

You have to be retarded how to believe in bigger magic age reversing cock...

What year is this?

>a nigger "shaman" is pumping the Norwegian Princess full of cum every night
Norway is lost
please invade ut, Russia or anyone

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Also, let’s take a moment to appreciate the (((art))) in the background

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Not as much as you. Norway traveled by donkey and wagon until the late 80s.

Look at you now. If it wasn't for oil you would be fucked.

Fucking nigger.

Gee, a Swede hating old Norse names. You cucks really live down to your reputation.

Because of this

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Lol. Looks like a fat woman on the edge of a pool

Would

lol noble cat-lady

>Sverre
>Old Nordic name

Hahahahhahahahahahahaha

How do you think it was for Germans to invade Russia thinking they are going to face a bunch of subhuman mongoloids only to find out they were more Aryan than Germans... true story, Nazis stayed at my Grandfather's, my senpai got Aryan certified...

Quit going along with this Jewish agenda Hans.

>LA-based shaman and 'spiritual hacker' who believes he can reverse ageing - two years after her divorce

hmm La-based

probably the Bathory-Abramovic method is applied here

Sweden is the laughing stock of the western world. Even the left makes fun of you. You're even so pathetic you have to make shit up when trying to attack Norway.

>If it wasn't for oil you would be fucked.
Except Norway was one of the wealthiest nations in the world before oil, thanks to our massive commercial fleet. It was almost as big as your supply of big black cocks.

If it wasn't for our oil you'd be fucked too.

Hail the Kang

STOP STOP STOP STOP REEEEEEE

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Are you mentally ill, faggot?

Just google “gardermoen art”. You’all ses a lot of dicks spread around on the airport

That bitch is crazy, she runs a school for retards that want to speak to angels, and say she can speak with horses, and not "speak" in a horsewhisperer sense, but litterally... Her ex man is as crazy as this Shaman Nigger

Also the Shaman is a raging Homosexual, and only using dumbass Martha for publicity, his last partner was a man

Thanks, time to break nofap

Agreed, the Netherlands might be shit but Sweden is basically FUBAR.

Also this (pic) Swedish cancer fucked up our right to have a Referendum, so fuck Sweden even more.

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Thank God and Clovis for the Ius Salicinus.

No sweetie but please keep buying the Jow Forums meme.

I know sweden have its problem because we have been occupied since after ww2. But you guys, you have been retarded since thousands of years back in time.

You are basically outcasts of illiterate swedes. Driven away from society. The shame of the family. Untouchables.

Hahahhahahahahahahahaah

>dad, did you hear mom is dating a black guy?

>sweetie

lol

Magnus means great or big but what does """""Sverre""""""" mean?

Hahahah

Wuz

he literally has immunity to black and white photos.

75 years have past and you still seething, loosers, lmao

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Fucking kek

You're really enjoying the shit being thrown somewhere else.

>deepdicked by a metrosexual shaman nigger
10/10 SJW points.

Her dad is also a crazy person..He's the one that convinced her that she could speak to angels and horses, and they tried to invent some retarded language in the mid 2000's

*ting ting ting

"Ahem.
Fuck the swedes, the danes and especially the pope.
Thank you everyone."

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This shaman nig is gay, or at best bi.

>Jow Forums meme.
Watching your little meltdown is kinda fun. You've been fucked so savagely up the ass that you're not even aware of the world around you and just make empty accusations in the vain hope that people will stop laughing at how cucked you are for two seconds.

>please invade ut, Russia or anyone

no, thanks, bro, but we are full of lands

you better come here and make more white babies under the cover of our army and hypersonic nukes

Going back to my superior roots atm. Do not disturb.

Ruskies have been a massive wave of cannon folder since WWI. They are literraly massivefaggots

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Oh no no no no no.
Imagine being more cucked than Sweden

Literally never.

He's gay.. litterally only had dick until this dumb new age cunt stumbeled into his seminar

yeah, well.. at least we're not speaking german so who's the true winners here?

notice to all Jow Forums incels. if you're even mildly attractive it's easy to fuck "spiritual" women like this by pretending to be into new-age crap.

t. was into "crystal healing" and fucked a bunch of sluts in the 90s

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… IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING,
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN.

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he's setting off the gaydar for sure

>Accusing others for having a meltdown.
>Having a meltdown of gigantic portions right now

Top lel.

Oh that makes it fine then, nothing to see here

Do swedes have a stronger sense of rivalry with finns or norwegians?

This.
No Norwegian should be suprised by this. The only suprising thing is she didn't burn the coal sooner. Bitch has always been nuts.

We occupied both of you at the same time so I don't know.

Welp, time to end the monarchy!