America to waste billions to put a woman on the moon

>woman escorted to the moon by men

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There’s basically no chance it’s a white Christian woman, is there?

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my favorite mammal. i used to piss of all my teachers when i was a kid. DBP always smashed the biolgy teacher, used to get the math bitch with the "bi-angle" bimbo used to always claim there was no such thing, i'd ask her to draw the profile view of a dome.

Jesus Christ, is NASA really willing to spend billions just to virtue signal?

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Is Michael Bay going to direct this one? I like explosions.

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are you serious? there used to be a whole copy pasta of a tranny telling a nasa engineer to suck zer's balls.

I can’t wait to see a blonde woman and a virile black man hold hands on the moon like in all of my commercials and advertisements :D

not to be a jew shill, but trump is kind of a disappointing cuck. imagine if our president was actually based. ill still vote trump since hes lightyears better than niggala harris is biden or buttchug, but trmup is a dumb jewpuppet cuck in a lot of ways and its a god damned shame. billion dollars to put some fucking woman on the moon. 30 billion to israel. still no wall.

When do they start filming?

They have men supervising...
Bwhwhahahahahahahaha...

After they land they will announce the previous moon landings were fake. (Which we all fucking know) then they will parade about a woman being thr first on the moon. But itll be staged just like the others but they wont tell you that.

bottom row second from right can sit on my face anytime.

New moon program is easier to sell to general public this way since they cant even vote for woman president It`s important to give them something.

>first next person
why the fuck do they do that everyone is the first next person nasa is a scam

can we send Hillary Clinton to the moon?

Actually laughed out loud, well done.

I have a better, even more progressive idea. Let's send all Coons to the Moon by 2025. Just load them up on a rocket and shoot them right into space. Progressive.

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In the current year, probably not, but if it is, it can be pushed through into a positive. The average nog and lefty will take the bait if give the right thing to react to.

I wonder which war this black project will fund.

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what did they mean by "next man" will they send a trannie post op ?

Affirmitive action destroyed nasa

>wasting billions of dollars cuz “muh vagina”
NASA will eventually be erased by space companies.

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Fucking kek.

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Lol did they figure out how to get passed the Van Allen belt, again. You see they somehow they did it in the 1960's, then completely forgot how to, and then said it was impossible with our tech and now suddenly we can do it again in 5 years. Amazing.

While I strongly support space exploration, I think NASA should probably be privatized.

When we say 'moon,' what we really mean is a remote and barren patch of land next to the 'Mars' rovers on Devon Island.

Bottom row, third from right looks breddy qtπ, too.

>"first next person"
>(((Bridenstine)))

I think they meant 'any' man. Could even be you if you play your cards right, user.

Is that what happened to the Challenger?

Probably all the diversity they introduced helped. Whyte bois btfo

Roling for the hole to fuck something up and strand everyone on the moon, killing all involved.

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It used to be the greatest organization in the world.

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Literally 98% chance it is a poo or a jew.

Reminder that under obama the primary mission for nasa was improving relations with muslim countries. NASA is nothing more than a political tool and a joke.

Njet says Vladimir the Misogynist >spends entire yearly budget of Russia to put a MAN on the Mars

fpbp

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>Woman
>Trans woman
They're the same thing now, right user?

lol bro its a women astronaut its not like shes being sent to the front lines where it actually matters. She probably spent her whole life in training for this, find some pussy nigga god damn who gives a fuck if a bitch is going to the moon stop tryna find anyway retarded way to throw shots at america pussy boi

>woman
>can't even drive a car
>doesn't make it to moon cause woman fucks something up
>muh patriarchy

>women astronaut
astrnonuts

>see dust and ice particles
muh space is a conspiracy theory

Private companies and Russians are going to push their shit in so hard. The real competitive spaces don't let affirmative action survive.

I'm still waiting for Obama to go to Mars. We did pay for that.

Is that Werner Von Braun in the middle right?

>muh space is a conspiracy theory

conspiracy fact

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Wouldn't it be FUN if the first "woman" to walk on the surface of the Moon was actually a MTF "woman"?

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please let it crash and burn but let the man survive somehow.

Why do you hoaxers always dramatically speed up the low-framerate EVA footage of that era? Such a dishonest thing to do.

simp harder, nigger.

Based! When is the premier?

Whats the point of sending people to the moon if there is no moonbase there already?

Why do hoaxers photoshop pictures of earth?

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Feminists are experts at spending other people's money

Can you imagine being on Jow Forums the day NASA's WokeRocket impacts the moon at 30,000km/h and instantly incinerates this space thot and her nigger copilot? That would be a day to remember.

We had a guy from MSFC give a presentation at our department a couple weeks ago and as much shit as we like to give NASA, they've made some massive fucking improvements since Trump came in and trashed all that retarded touchy-feely diversity outreach horseshit.

Orion (the new capsule) is effectively done and just needs a suitable launch vehicle (LV) to get into orbit. The Space Launch System (SLS) is nearing completion, but Orion could just as easily be launched on any any commercial LV that ends up being rated for manned spaceflight. Exploration Mission 1 (EM-1) is still slated for late next year, they've got concrete plans for building Gateway Station in high lunar orbit to facilitate an interplanetary mission to Mars.

There's also a lot of experimental concepts that have made a strong comeback - nuclear thermal propulsion is being seriously developed for the first time since the 80s, ion engines have improved by leaps and bounds, there's also plans for what's being described as hyper-slingshot maneuver mission where an unmanned probe will be set on a complicated gravity assist trajectory that will hit the Moon, Earth, Jupiter, and finally the Sun to accelerate a craft up to near-relativistic speeds (about 1 AU/day or about 0.005 c) and shoot it out towards a nearby star.

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Makes sense. China sent seeds into Moon, America sends ovaries.

I hope the mission fails and its her fault
that would be so hilarious

moon landing was fake, next

only REAL footage here

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Whatever NASA is doing in 2024 will be over shadowed by what SpaceX is doing in 2024.

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Is the Awkward Zombie Katie in this shot?

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That was never claimed to be an unedited picture of Earth. If you'd actually read the interview your image is paraphrasing you'd realise how stupid your argument is.
qz.com/192700/the-guy-who-created-iphones-earth-image-explains-why-he-needed-to-fake-it/

Video explaining how fish-eye distortion works and how to account for it: youtu.be/cHhDhYeYf2Q

Compilation of high altitude balloon footage from various different sources, analysed at the point where distortion is eliminated as explained in the previous video: youtu.be/dV99TJ9KlJQ

Simple repeatable experiment that allows one to photograph the curve of the horizon from a cliff overlooking the sea, take note of the straight-edges remaining straight when the image is compressed horizontally, indicating that lens distortion is not the cause of the curvature: youtu.be/tOCodgq1oM8

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Experiment performed by many people from all around the world at various latitudes on the equinox to measure the sun's angle relative to the observer and map these results onto both a flat and globe model: youtu.be/J9w4KtHxZ68

3-D representation of this experiment using data obtained from timeanddate.com: youtu.be/7nzEhDX-xzg

Notice how in both instances, the angles don't line up on the flat model indicating the sun is in multiple places at once, while all angles on the globe model point towards the same distant sun as to be expected.

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Yes.
>Saturn 1 Launch, 1965 The Saturn rocket team included many German émigrés, most of them at the Marshall Space Flight Center in Alabama. Among those watching a launch at Cape Canaveral on May 25, 1965, are Kurt Debus (pointing, center), Wernher von Braun (to his left), and Eberhard Rees (leaning).
airspacemag.com/photos/top-nasa-photos-of-all-time-9777715/

she gonna die

lol just fly through it. The lander has some tinfoil shielding, it'll be fine.

There's a misconception that you have to be a genius to be an astronaut. You only have to be smart. There are thousands of people qualified for space missions and they choose diversely from a pool.

a flat head will not read your posts
a flat head will never concede
a flat head merely waits for a reply, then shits out another "proof of flat earth" as if to say
>w-w-well WHAT ABOUT THIS
it never ends, so whats the point of giving a flat head cultist proof the Earth isn't flat? no point at all

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You certainly don't have to be a genius but there's a reason why Apollo astronauts were ex-Army / Navy pilots. Imagine if Apollo 13 was full of women.

>not sending a transgender nigger

And I thought the left was the progressive party?

>Implying it won't take decades to launch and than when it launches blows up like Challenger

Fuck off, Satan

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I got a great camera and audio equipment I can get us there in 3 hours.

Can it be a trans woman?
A transtonaut?

> next man + token woman.

So more of pic related.

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Remember when in encyclopedias it was written that a moon station will be built.
Look where are we now. Nasa is worthless without SpaceX, a capitalist company and Israel took a bear shit on the moon

yikes...
HAVE
SEX

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>You see they somehow they did it in the 1960's
They went through the lower intensity belt and spent very little time travelling through it.
>then completely forgot how to, and then said it was impossible with our tech
No they didn't.

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>whats the point of giving a flat head cultist proof the Earth isn't flat? no point at all
It was never my goal to convince the person posting the content itself, just to expose his dishonest and factually incorrect arguments to anyone else who might come across his posts and lack the scientific knowledge to debunk it themselves.

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Didn't that all woman space walk get canceled?

What is ironic about all this is that men allow this to happen. Think of this way republicans are okay with this because it makes them look more progressive nice. Just look at who they are pushing for. They have been pushing Dick Cheneys fucking daughter seriously. Why the fuck does this all surprise anyone? Its all PR bullshit and they are willing to sacrifice good men for this type of shit. Then after the PR shit is over they just continue to allow women in.

Why the fuck are we going back to the moon? There's literally nothing there. Put a woman on Mars.

user the sentiment is sweet & noble, but if someone is fucking low IQ enough to fall for flat earth propaganda then there is no saving them; why even bother, they're illogical trash

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I will laugh my ass off when she fucks that up.