PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CLOWN WORLD EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

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SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Moderate? 5/13/19
youtu.be/is6tLii_Fbc
>Pres Trump meets w/Hungarian PM Orbán 5/13/19
youtu.be/2vn3hNqq9Us
>Pres Trump welcomes Hungarian PM Orbán 5/13/19
youtu.be/g2tiaB2a5oY
>Pres Trump @WH Iftar 5/13/19
youtu.be/lsFvbdpJKhw
>SoS Pompeo on CNBC 5/13/19
youtu.be/D5G8PhmjR_Y
>SoS Pompeo meets w/EUHighRep Mogherini 5/13/19
youtu.be/QW8oKR3XvFw
>NASAAdm Bridenstine on Explore Moon 2024 5/13/19
youtu.be/5Vgzz2_2-84
>AFSec Wilson/ArmySec Esper @Meridian Intl Ctr 5/13/19
c-span.org/video/?460644-1/
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Jason Meister (&Lara) 5/13/19
youtu.be/pddPdfCl3z8
>TrumpTV Real News Update (Lara) 5/12/19
youtu.be/AhpHX7nLTKk
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNewsSun 5/12/19
youtu.be/5C9PG8KwXwE
>Corey Lewandowski on WashJournal 5/12/19
c-span.org/video/?460574-5/
>SoS Pompeo @Claremont Inst 40th Anniv Gala 5/11/19
dvidshub.net/video/680005/
>VP Pence Commencement Address @LibertyU 5/11/19
youtu.be/3XwJ_xgRliE
youtu.be/dYi8JnDT5Fs (full)
>Lara Trump on WattersWorld 5/11/19
youtu.be/x7-vrjZa5t4
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Mil Mothers Celebration 5/10/19
youtu.be/QQsTZCLjXP8
>VP Pence on F&F 5/10/19
youtu.be/Ifs0CMYQOj4
>HHSSec Azar on FBN 5/10/19
youtu.be/1vLekYr01fA

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> LAST ONE BY ME FOR REALS NOW
NEED NEW OP

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ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF JERUSALEM EMBASSY OPENING

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IT'S GOTIME, LADS

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MAGA

Reminder that everything AOC says is parody and should not be taken seriously by anyone.

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>Gotta say on the memetic impact nothing will beat Kaguya-sama: Love Is War ED2 (Chika Fujiwara Dance). Not since Zero Two I've seen something with this much meme potential realized and staying power [1].

you say that but I haven't seen anything from that series.

I just wanted to sit in my basement and play Sega Genesis...

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>I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE A RETARD

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M.ake
I.mmigration
G. o
A. way

Amirite lads?

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Schiff is up to his eyebrows in Spygate

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>Which was promised since the 90's

>she has to not be retarded to pretend not to be.

>Oh shit, nobody’s buying my bullshit. Better call them retarded.
Classic Cortez

She knows she fucked up because even CNN was blasting her.

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Front cover of this month's Variety Magazine

Powerful...

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Canada is a big gay, and had the men a century or two ago in this country had more vigilance to stop big gays, Canada would not exist and we'd have more states. Place your bets on if Justin from Canada will get reelected and raise the in store prices six gorillion percent.

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Confessions of a KGB Agent

youtu.be/rB8dxgFI0vg

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Kamala reposts the globe is on fucking fire clip by bill Nye the """science guy"""

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>allied themselves with Hitler

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>i was just pretending to be retarded
it's all so tiresome

Even taken out of context, "the holocaust gives me a calming feeling," isn't the kind of thing one should say when there's so many 'bergs out there in the media.

>Ayo-Hol up, bitch. You can lie all you want, but lying about us heebs is off limits.

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Will the grapes become a 2020 issue?

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The United States gave 3.1 billion dollars to Israel last year and this year trump wants to increase that number by 200 million. Meanwhile he has managed to get scraps funding for a meager border fence that is just being built as slowly as humanly possible. I think we all know where trump and the recucklicans loyalty are

>We want to be replaced, but we have to be replaced legaly
based conservatives

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He's basically an Elementary School level science teacher.

Goddamn these "journalist" sites like 71Republic are reaching new lows to write articles about a pepe meme

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There's nothing the left loves more than fake television scientists. Just look at Rick and Morty.

>Bachelors in engineering

>(((Science Guy)))

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right wingers prefer creationism hahaha

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Engineering is a science

>loses 1 billion dollars in 10 years

>succesful businessman

not sure if parody, or just millennial?

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He has a BS in mechanical engineering. He's not qualified for teaching elementary school science.

I wouldve defended him as a high school science teacher but that's arguably worse.

SERIOUS ANSWERS FROM AMERICANS ONLY:

what's the chance Biden runs Bernie as his running-mate? or will he need a women?

Fuck Bill Nye, and I know he is not a scientist, but mechanical engineering does not deserve the shitting it gets. You can do some amazing things with machines. Machines made America great. I think everyone here should pick up some elementary books on it and read them, you would be amazed how quickly you can apply that knowledge top your daily life.

Last year the US gave a total of $50 billion in aid and trump wants to cut it down to $38 billions and nobody cares about Israel except stormfags and larping leftist shills.

>celebrity bad
isnt your president a bad reality tv celebrity

>in 1980
>today it's current year + 2

There's 0% chance they would even throw a bone to Bernie. It will probably be a woman, most likely one of color.

>Machines made America great
they will make it better by taking your job

That's a direct attack on Biden, by Bernie and AOC

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post sex junk

TWO old rich white men?

Not gonna happen user

you know how much money that is adjusted for inflation? like 10 billion dollars today, lmao

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Nearly zero. Bidens running mate will be one of the more neo liberal female candidates or a party insider like hilary's VP choice Tom Perez.

My bet is Warren or Kamala but it is almost 100% not going to be bernie.

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Makes it all back, writes a book about it, has successful run at TV show, mentions it on first episode. Man known as true American, embodiment of the American Dream. Runs for president, apparently becomes racist and sexist overnight and hated by all those that used to ride his coattails. BTFO's every sad attempt to destroy him.

please no

wtf I hate level headed policies now! I will vote for predatory capitalism and more zionism now, MAGA amirite, broskies?!

She's really really bad at this. lulz

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None, its a diversity pick no-matter what.

If you ever have a doubt that miga shills are larping leftist

>embodiment of the American Dream
soooo the american dream is inheriting a lot of money from your father who ran brothels? hmmmmm

I have respect for actual engineers. I don't have respect for pretend scientists pushing false narratives to a nation full of dumbed down faggots.

ok, zioshill

Are the 12yearsfags the Ron Paul of the left?
>LIMIT SUFFERING
>THOSE STILL LIVING SHALL ENVY THE DEAD
>ALL IS LOST
>YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
>YOU DIDN'T LISTEN
But not *literally* though you autists.

Strap another seat in the Clown Bus

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Have you actually read how he "lost" the money?
He took over failing businesses.

He wrote a book about how lost that money and bounced back, kurwa. Now go back to Warsaw.

>found the nigger

its happening
youtube.com/watch?v=VtJFb_P2j48

Better get used to it ;^)

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fuck its real

vice.com/en_us/article/d3ggjj/how-to-tuck

hoooooooooonk

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Ask every leftist news publication in New York in the 80's and 90's. They said it, not I.

I hope Ben Garrison finally takes that guy's office. Imagine Governor Garrison.

so he was a retard to take them, he couldnt even sell Vodka or steaks

Yeah dude, science fiction novels are so great

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At least there was some fun with Ron Paul memes. The 12 years until apocalypse believers are confronting Feinstein and other democrats for not supporting the New Green Deal. And almost every democrat candidate has used the 12 year figure to campaign on.

To what? america being slave to israel?

but they are fake news, so I dont trust them, hombre

>only 19 years

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Green new deal is the best gift the Democrats have ever given. It's so retarded even my fanfiction isnt as bad.
>ok guys let's ban air travel and destroy all operational buildings and rebuild them as green buildings even if doing so is wasteful.
>oh yeah and the way it mentions a carbon tax is so chicken shit "we arent ruling it out :^) "
These fuckers living in cold climates bitching about air conditioning being bad for the environment are more than welcome to live in north Florida where its hit as balls most of the year.

You're dealing with a retarded Pole who is dumber than the hobo.

>tfw I have more actual science degrees then this retarded faggot nigger

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>trying to murder an american
he should get a reward not go to jail

we live in hell

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replying to myself but holy shit. from the article

Sex altering rituals range from expensive surgical procedures to superficial tricks like tucking your dick between your legs. Tucking is cheap and simple--and it's a way to protect you from violent bigots who refuse to believe penises don't define gender. Many people tuck as a safety measure; most of us don't pass flawlessly as cisgender, and its often dangerous to be perceived as trans. For trans women who feel turmoil about their bodies, tucking can also a stopgap until they can afford to fly to Thailand for surgery. (It would be nice if genitalia could extend and retract like a collapsible light saber, but until technology changes, the age-old practice of tucking will work.) Countless other women love their dicks and tuck primarily for a streamlined aesthetic. Tucking can feel liberating--as if you have a say over your body and how it is perceived for the first time.

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remember how Eva got btfo by that user just pointing shit out and laughing at him? I wonder what an avalanche of tweets in the same style would do to AOC?

It's illegal to be that edgy in Brussels. Might hurt someone's feelings.

kek. dirty nigga.

I have no idea what any of this means, but I am certain it means the existence of life is a sin, and every living thing needs to be violently murdered with fire.

you are right, violence against animals is a pretty serious crime

I think substituting illegals for immigration would make it more palatable for normies

make
illegals
go
away

everyday is fun fun fun in clown world

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In 1979 Gates helped craft and implement Special Order 40, a mandate that prohibits police officers from stopping people for the sole purpose of obtaining immigration status. The mandate was created in an effort to encourage residents to report crimes without the fear of intimidation or deportation.

>LA RIOTS

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>crime
spooks

>clown world

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That sounds awful. Has the person who wrote that ever been around testicles?

being retarded typically absolves them of most of their guilt in the eyes of those liberal judges

>gillibrand has yet to qualify for the debates

AHAHAHAHA

>he reminded them

this is just a welfare level up for niggers

That's a bigoted way to talk about moroccans m8

Left wingers base their entire ideology on the religious understanding of the nature of man. If they actually believed in evolution they'd be a fascist or libertarian.

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