Be american

Pajeet you motherfucker. Well played.

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>be Indian
>be Indian

>be american
>have guns
>have burgers

>be anyone else
>doesn't have guns or burgers
The rest of the world BTFO!

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>lose battle to nothing

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>bobs and vagene was never a good meme you sexually frustrated slumdog.

>be born indian
that is the greatest cringe

Do Indians even fight? Muslims and Brits just walked right in and took shit over for hundreds of years.

POO

i hate poos, but i'll offer you a modicum of respect for the picture. god bless doflamingo

y-yes we do.

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Based pajeet.

Hey there’s an Indian girl at my uni that I have a crush on.How do I impress her I tried taking a shit in front of her but she just called me a freaking ran away what happened. Do I not have enough corn in my poop.

THE HATCHET

why has there been one asspained pajeet spamming threads like this? lol

It's a miracle that this country still exists. Those geopolitical analysts that say this landmass is easy mode are right.

>GUIDnamefile of OP image
>Divide and Conquer tactic
you seriously cant recognize MOSSAD/CFR threads, user?

You never needed to win the war on drugs to begin with. It was filters for ZOG.

You cunts lost the biggest war of all. The war for plumbing ya stinky cunt.

come land on my shores then, little bitch. *yeah*, what i fucking thought.

also
>1post by this ID
multiple times
>proxying jew OP

Okay, other than the Vietnam one, those "wars" were all "lost" intentionally

Getting kicked out of 2 gook countries by degenerate commies is pretty embarrassing, though. Not entirely sure how that happened.

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>Japanese planted land mines and other booby traps all over the island before evacuating before the allies came to the island.

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Funny because, ISIS was actually America's dog in the fight for Syria. Well, one of them.

Oh yeah OP, you're forgetting a pretty major US/CIA/Mossad defeat, here.

Fuck any turks reading this

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>be India
>gonna be a superpower soon desu
>look we got a submarine
>oops
>no we don't

They fired MacArthur for pushing the gooks up to the Chinese border and didn't nuke China like DougMac wanted.

Let me guess, did you have a toilet paper with you? If yes that might be the problem, you need to wipe your shit with your bare hands

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>be Indian
>win war against plumbers

>lose war
wtf are you talking about

> be poo
> be slave race for all time

I think we are done here.

>lose ability to use toilets

It says we won, though, memeflaggot.

> Marines never surrendered.
> Miracle this country still exists.

You can surrender elsewhere, faggot.

>be me
>take a shit
>live in India
>take a shit
>wake up
>take a shit
>decide to clean self
>take a shit
>put head in shit filled river
>take a shit
>nearly get eye poked out by child’s finger bone
>take a shit
>attempt to get out of river
>take a shit
>get pushed underwater by rotting, burnt corpse
>take a shit
>finally push self out
>take a shit
>spider climb onto Victorian train
>take a shit
>manage to squeeze self on roof by pushing a mother and baby off
>take a shit
>get to work
>take a shit
>work for 2 hours, then hit on white women online for an hour
>take a shit
>finally get home
>take a shit
>eat logs of shot from communal bowl
>take a shit
>lay on top of 300 people in a massive pile
>take a shit
>fall asleep
>take a shit

> Kicked out of SK
> Literally still there

The surrender-faggotry is real in your post.

>be poo
>think life in literal shithole matters
What meme war?

I imagine myself in America, leading my platoon. Our mission is to stop American dogs from advancing... but wait, I realize they are too fat to advance so I give up and head to the nearest McDonald's.

> Literally incomprehensible

I think this sums up life as an actual piece of excrement.

Don't really care, but I wont miss the opportunity to post the Poo Plow™!

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Non of those were technically wars; yes that includes Vietnam which was a police action.

its okay my brother

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The smartest thing to do is to get rid of your liabilities once they've done their job.

>lose to India
Not yet, Pajeet.

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>Sri Lankan terrorists kill Indian prime minister
>Indian government doesn't retaliate at all like a bunch of pussies

you know why ZOG hasn't made it to India?

das rtie the joo fears the poo.

>lose war to rice farmers
>2 million casualties vs 50,000 casualties. US pulled out in 1973 and vietnam became communist 1975
>lose war to camel herders
>ISIS's total land area is 1% of it's peak area
>lose cultural war to marxists
who's the president now
>lose demographic war to mexicans
LOL fucking shitskin indian telling us we lost the demographic war. FUCKING POO IN THE LOO. Rural America is 90+% white. Shitskin mad.
>lose war against heart failure to mcdonalds
>India losing war against having food.
>22% of India's population is malnourished.
>lose shitposting war to India
LOOOOL POO IN THE FUCKING LOO