PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - HOW NICE TO HAVE THE ROPE LIST SORTED EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Moderate? 5/13/19
youtu.be/is6tLii_Fbc
>Pres Trump meets w/Hungarian PM Orbán 5/13/19
youtu.be/2vn3hNqq9Us
>Pres Trump welcomes Hungarian PM Orbán 5/13/19
youtu.be/g2tiaB2a5oY
>Pres Trump @WH Iftar 5/13/19
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>SoS Pompeo on CNBC 5/13/19
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>SoS Pompeo meets w/EUHighRep Mogherini 5/13/19
youtu.be/QW8oKR3XvFw
>NASAAdm Bridenstine on Explore Moon 2024 5/13/19
youtu.be/5Vgzz2_2-84
>AFSec Wilson/ArmySec Esper @Meridian Intl Ctr 5/13/19
c-span.org/video/?460644-1/
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Jason Meister (&Lara) 5/13/19
youtu.be/pddPdfCl3z8
>TrumpTV Real News Update (Lara) 5/12/19
youtu.be/AhpHX7nLTKk
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNewsSun 5/12/19
youtu.be/5C9PG8KwXwE
>Corey Lewandowski on WashJournal 5/12/19
c-span.org/video/?460574-5/
>SoS Pompeo @Claremont Inst 40th Anniv Gala 5/11/19
dvidshub.net/video/680005/
>VP Pence Commencement Address @LibertyU 5/11/19
youtu.be/3XwJ_xgRliE
youtu.be/dYi8JnDT5Fs (full)
>Lara Trump on WattersWorld 5/11/19
youtu.be/x7-vrjZa5t4
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Mil Mothers Celebration 5/10/19
youtu.be/QQsTZCLjXP8
>VP Pence on F&F 5/10/19
youtu.be/Ifs0CMYQOj4
>HHSSec Azar on FBN 5/10/19
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MAGA

*Eats dogs constantly*
*boils and burns them alive*
*skins them alive*
*tells the rest of world to shut up about it*
pshh nothin personell chinks

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MAGA

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Bear = Trump
Deer = whoever wins the (D) primary

awoo?

What news today?

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>The answers do not bode well for the bureau

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ZIONIST SONS OF WHORES ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>Doesn't even strike the dogs
Woman logic

alright, here we go. have a CRISPR failure

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Durham's been on the case for months, not just weeks.

Iran backed down. Chinks are still asshurt.

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How can any MAGApede think DRUMPF can defeat Buttigieg’s excellent platform? (Pic related)

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>one hour and 11 minutes

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Does this frighten you?

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his face and kneecaps, gone

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just give em the ole boot edge edge in the face

Speaking of Iran:

>citizenlab.ca/2019/05/burned-after-reading-endless-mayflys-ephemeral-disinformation-campaign/

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I will repeat myself because the last thread ran out.

Why do you support this communist? He is the first president to not have a dog. Completely un-American.

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I don't have a problem with sharks. If you go into their environment, all risk should be accepted
>Roos are particularly dangerous for being hit by cars
Yes. Just like mooses (meese?) are a hazard in North America, a big Red Kangaroo could probably total an average car and probably kill you.
>which America should nuke
Australia was already nuked by the British, don't pls. Frens don't nuke frens.

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Who would be the bugman with the camera phone?

Finally, a chink you could pick out in a crowd.

The answers don't bode well for King Nigger.

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moossii

the space programs had little to do with any shaking of faith. most people knew the world was round, orbited the sun and the existence of planets long before the first rocket launch. they even knew the heavens were not immutable because of the documentation of supernovae by astronomers
the greatest earthquake in spirituality happened during the victorian era. most attribute it to darwin but the cultural effect had begun even before the release of his book. it likely has more to do with industrialization than anything else

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I just gangstalked my grams to save future lives.

MAGA!

>a big Red Kangaroo could probably total an average car and probably kill you.
The difference with moose is that moose can also kill you by just standing there.
>compact car hits moose
>car totaled
>people become chunky salsa
>moose walks away

They're really not risky, sharks, which makes Trump's haet of them all the more baffling.
>meese
Yes.
>Australia was already nuked by the British, don't pls. Frens don't nuke frens.
I don't recall when this happened but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make if we can manage the drop bear menace.

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Let's celebrate it for what it is: a defeat for Israel.

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Hes not phobic ...theres an old clip of him walking one of his hotel guests' dog and they get along fine

love milkies and the sound of muuuuussssssssiiiiccc

the chink feast

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>213109750
>I will repeat myself

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So did trump do amazing today

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>Nazi tomboys actually do exist
>in the United States
>and are in the news

what have you guys memed this time?

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R-Money voted against that judge yesterday because he once called Obama an “un-American imposter.”

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>frens don't nuke frens
japan is our ally and we nuked them

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win*

Romney gonna Romney

Any man who doesn't have a dog is unworthy of being president. Fight me.

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I thought that was a noose the first time I saw the thumbnail.

based honestly. Better than feeding them to dogs or just wasting the carcass.

Sauce

He called NYT fake news and is looking at raising tariffs on china again

>I thought that was a noose the first time I saw the thumbnail.
Its a type of noose

He still pass tho?

Is that it?
Yeah I guess a moose is great deal bigger, can they really survive that though?
I disagree with any kind of cull of sharks. They're endangered enough.
>I don't recall when this happened
Nineteen-fifties. People are still kind of annoyed about it.
You were at war then.

they are subby little fucctois they love to be bent over and nuked hard by the fat man

>Is that it?
I don't know. I'm just making shit up

Of course. Romney is extremely infectual in his faggotry.

>Any man who doesn't have a dog is unworthy of being president. Fight me.
trump doesnt have a dog and obama did clearly the dog is not the issue

I don't know why the British wouldn't just do what the US did and stick to pacific islands and the like. Where did they nuke and did it have lasting impact?

Yeah, he was confirmed today. Romney voted 'nay' on both cloture and final vote

de Blasio BTFO!

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yep romney was the outlier

Yup.

It started during the Victorian age but really hit full bloom with the mechanization of war. WWI and WWII destroyed entire generations and left the survivors thoroughly convinced that a kind and loving God would not allow such things.

>Yeah I guess a moose is great deal bigger, can they really survive that though?
Depends on the car. They can totally survive a smartcar or a Geo Metro. Not so much an SUV or a fullsize truck.

>they don't know what they're actually creating

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here

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Biden has it.

i don't think you were at war with britain when they nuked you
you missed the opportunity to call them "little boy" to complete the joke

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No one in NYC likes Trump or Republicans. I'm serious, they voted in the guy who has never held a job until he was 36 and worked in Venezuela with Chavez and his socialist/commie organizations. He's a piece of shit, but so is 90% of NYC

wow

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What the hell is de Blasio gonna do, destroy NYC? Shit's all skyscrapers up there

>Criticizing Ilhan Omar is off limits

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Romney is a nigger, confirmed! Ann Couture supports him btw!

>didnt end up getting the energy to make anti-Semitic yang memes (and I had some decent ideas)

I'm not sure if I regret this now or not

If Romney had gone at Obama like that judge did, he might have been president in 2012

Nice riposte ..though someone prob helped him with the spelling god love him

>white
>cis
>male
Um, sorry sweaty this is Trump's America +2 now

now you understand why the kikes are scared of a shitposter in chief?

the power of autismo on the white house is a nightmare for the enemy

i would've but it seemed like going there would be too pedo
obviously i deeply regret it now

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You should join the moonflag club, apparently we're expanding.

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they're all going to throw Comey and McCabe under the bus unfortunately, those two were the ones dumb enough to put their names on this shit.

SPACENIGGERS GET OUT OF MY THREAD REEEEEE! MOONNEGROES RAUS RAUS!

that has something to do with it. the idea of total war was developed in the late 19th century. you can actually blame the french for that
i don't understand, i have the moon's flag on right now

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there it is
i thought she already said that or was it babylon bee?

What can't we blame the French for?

>and stick to pacific islands and the like.
They did some tests on some remote islands. But the United States didn't just stick to island you dummy, they tested the in Nevada. You could even see them from Vegas.
>Where did they nuke and did it have lasting impact?
Mostly out in the desert. Aboriginals were removed from some areas, which they aren't happy about.

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That's just an infringement of the moonpeople's property rights by sticking shit on the surface above them.

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watchu gonna do, homo....sapien
topkek

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>be dindu
>run away when cop asks why are you loitering
>cop catches up to you
>reach for said cops taser
>try to use it on his benis
>got shot dead screaming "I'm pregnant"
>turns out you're not pregnant but surely dead
Why do nigs have to nog?

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This image looks like they all have their heads on the same pike.

We are always here...lurking

Obama has nothing to do with Trump so your argument is invalid. Trump still is unworthy.

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Do you want an enslavement? Because this is how you get enslavement.

Go probe yourselves.

lol sanders is basically a new deal democrat
and all the others are right of him.
and then you got all the right wing

nothing. the greatest mistake in history was not removing the french from existence

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She's hard to distinguish from a parody of herself.

BASED BLACKS. How will pedes cope when Don the cuck lets them in?

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I know about that whole thing but later on the high yield was mostly in the Pacific, I thought.
>Aboriginals were removed from some areas, which they aren't happy about.
Boo fucking hoo. I don't think I'd asked in detail what you thought about them but you warned an user that they aren't cool. What do you think about them? It's got to be unpleasant to have towns of them from what I've seen. They seem to constantly be in trouble with the law.

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Durham has been on the case for 7 months!

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Let's form a union.

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Soon

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Based and Shepherdpilled

ummmm

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Much like another member of congress

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Checking.
Can we be sure they didn't destroy the dinosaurs?

Walrus man, walrus man.
Does whatever a prosecutor can.

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