PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - GOTTA KEEP THE ANIMALS OUT EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump arrives in Kenner LA 5/14/19
youtu.be/MxQsnYjdFT8
>Pres Trump on Energy Infra &Econ Growth 5/14/19
c-span.org/video/?460694-1/
>Pres Trump arrives in Lake Charles LA 5/14/19
youtu.be/ydwz59wRHKA
>Pres Trump departs DC 5/14/19
youtu.be/DgnGgFRshuc
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 5/14/19
c-span.org/video/?460720-1/
>VP Pence @Screening of Apollo 11 5/14/19
c-span.org/video/?460719-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Russian Pres Putin 5/14/19
c-span.org/video/?460723-102/
>SoS Pompeo Joint Press Conf w/Russian FM Lavrov 5/14/19
youtu.be/hUk8snaNSDM
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Russian FM Lavrov 5/14/19
c-span.org/video/?460723-1/
>CYBERCOM Chief ArmyGen Nakasone/DoDCIO Deasy @TechNet Cyber 5/14/19
dvidshub.net/video/680633/
>Lara Trump on FoxNews 5/14/19
youtu.be/bfiLw1ZzU7A
>Trump2020PressSec McEnany on FoxNews 5/14/19
youtu.be/ENVlYZ51w28
>NASAAdm Bridenstine/Others @Senate on Challenges 5/14/19
c-span.org/video/?460709-1/
>DHSCISADir Krebs/DepAssistSoS4CIP Strayer @Senate on 5G 5/14/19
c-span.org/video/?460706-1/
>DISADir NavyViceAdm Norton @Cyber Con 5/14/19
dvidshub.net/video/680563/
>Pentagon Press Brief (OIR DepComdr bongArmyMajGen Ghika) 5/14/19
dvidshub.net/video/680548/
>Moderate? 5/13/19
youtu.be/is6tLii_Fbc
>Pres Trump @WH Iftar 5/13/19
c-span.org/video/?460688-1/
>Pres Trump meets w/Hungarian PM Orbán 5/13/19
youtu.be/2vn3hNqq9Us

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>tfw there will NEVER be another spice time

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>season 3 NEVER EVER

this is in that oh'too'comeoniwaannalayyou' t'oh'hey''' casinoland firewater big jim tall tree area visited by exactly 4 people in the past decade southwest of Tucson on the border. literally no one but sinaloa scouts give a fuck.

What is the white womens favorite thing to order at McDonalds?

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Thanks for reading.

It's honestly a good thing they're gone, considering they went from being un-televised press information, to Clinton spin on TV during the Lewinsky shit, to full circus, to Acosta. The ability to send out guidance via internet far surpasses waiting for a specific timed briefing. And tweets and releases don't allow for near as much virtue signalling while you're trying to get basic information.

They were great political theater though, and should be used somewhat regularly when there's a special guest who needs to lay out some fun facts.

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this is neat

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I don't see any wildlife

he was an idiot though who fumbled over his words way too much

THANKED.shawn

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>John McCain is de-

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what kind of half assed "border" is that

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salad

>t. citizen gassed by hitler

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What we had to deal with for decades.

He likely was one of the leaky members of Trump's team, and wasn't great at his job; but his autism was top notch comedy.

Until McHobbit starts Mittens posting; he's still dead

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Soon, Mike....

>never
>ever
Sarah is too clean.

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Mick rallies are always top notch. I also like Larry Kudlow's appearances on business channels since he basically gets to recap half the rally speech and back it up with a bit more detailed data.

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the entire menu

>who was confirmed 49-46

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Stop shilling for capeshit Mike, you hack.

Spicer said nothing wrong.

Hey, I was just saying this earlier when my mom brought up Biden and Beto bashing their own race.

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Reminder that Justice Kavachad is 100% right and Alito, Gorsuch, Roberts, and Thomas are the ones that were retarded. Fuck Apple and fuck the technocrats.

chitlins

his quote was funny and the transformer tweet is memorable but he was not as great as you think. sarah is miles better

Look. Can we talk about Hex Maniac? I just discovered her. I’m pretty sure that she is related to politics

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prolly just thinking back to one of his binders

lmao all this even after obama made romney his bitch in 2012. peak cuckery

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MAKE

AMERICA

MORAL

AGAIN

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I wish Trump would take over the airwaves for just 10 minutes a week; maybe a Sunday night family program like Walt Disney used to do. Give a simple address, puff piece, and 60 seconds to Mick to highlight absolute shit govt waste, would be interesting to see how people feel about taxes once they hear more clown world programs like the $60,000 climate change musical

also alert

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Lol! You faggots have never been acknowledged by the Gizz. Please do and be best, schlubs.

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Defend this!

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Nice

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>transformer
it was a gundam you absolute unvirgin

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>Appurtenance

I didn’t even know what this word means. Had to look it up

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Looky boys, he's cryin for his mama.

She has the milk codes.

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well he did force one of his kids to adopt a token nigger baby for the photo ops
>pic unrelated

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nice

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>he isn't a Principled™ Conservative™
Get the fuck out of here, kid. We don't have room for division in this nation.

morality is subjective

you're late

Thank you for contributing. Had a rough week so far. Anime girls make it tolerable.

We are.

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Somethings wrong with your dog, user

Glad to be of help.

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I have a head ache tonight.

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>oct 25
wat

>the milk codes

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PRide and autism of the ancestors guide him.

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its midnight again

flannel friday is going to be a bloodbath

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post tomboys

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fuck liberals

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Not really surprising to see this kind of violence since they've only recently come out of their civil war and then the bombings started up again. Sri Lanka is 10% mudslime; there's no chance for peace until they get that number down. Mob justice is going to be the daily norm and will be too messy. Security forces seem the best way to bring about a quick resolution and safety.

ALSO A WELL ARMED AND REGULATED TOMBOY MILITIA BECAUSE IT'S TIME AGAIN

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>when the informal rules of a norwegian dog grenading forum obligate you to break the actual rules of the norwegian dog grenading forum
GENTLEMEN.... BEHOLD!!!
ITS TIME!!!

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it's time

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>00

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>00:00:00
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAA..... TONIGHT!

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I like this post

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fuck this i got gookmooted again

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Fug my life I was three seconds off.
Beats me.
In Pokemon X and Y you can find her selling milk to heal your party, and many people like to imagine it being her own milk. This often leads her to be drawn as a milky titcow. I don't complain.

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It was an honor to ...... you. Eat some expensive food.

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Belmont no!
Kot, why!

>norwegian dog grenading
WHY ARE THE NORDS GRENADING DOGGOS?!? WTF!?!

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reeeeeeeeee

Red starburst are by far the best flavor, don't @ me.

good job
fucking failures

Nihilism is good.

Muslim immigration.

F

Ashkenazi verbal IQ.

Thanks, Herald
Ruh roh
This!
Nexr time, Bob
FREN NO
YASSSSSSS
K
Thanks, Mike!
Thanks, Carl!
Thanks! I have never seen a second of MLP
Gay
KEK SAID TO
Ask John Carpenter
ty

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>shouldn't have mentioned a streak
fuck you gookmoot it was only at 13

This is one of the only good things Alabama has done recently, proud of you kids

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Buddhist frens.

Gotta have something to strive for.

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FUCKING GOOKMOOT FUCK

STOP CHANGING MY POST DELAY

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I only really hate niggers.

lol fags

well done

gooooot

GOOOOT! X2

well done

>00:00:04
nums will not save you here


>IT'S TOMBOY TYME
enjoy this lovely tomboi for all your troubles

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YES KITTY YE-
Wait a minute
This isn't my cat

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At least I wasn't the only failure tonight.

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THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!

What a shameful performance tonight gentlemen

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Shut the fuck up Jew

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Wish i could drink every day.

Fuck off you nigger.

STOP
But thanks too
I had no choice. My free agency was taken by numbers
Right? No vacation for me

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Remember that glorious week when we though The Mooch was going to be full time press secretary?

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