>be me >girl >accidentally walk in on my roommate while he's taking a bath >he makes a faggy embarrassed noise and squeezes his legs together to hide his dick >I laugh and call him a faggot, telling him before I close the door that I should pry his legs open and tear his cock off because nature obviously made a mistake in giving him one >I tell this to my sister, expecting her to get a nice laugh out of it >she tells me I'm lacking in empathy and that being walked in on would be embarrassing for either gender
What does Jow Forums think? Was I being too hard on my friend?
Nope, I'm a real life tomboy. I beat the shit out of my roommate sometimes when we were kids lmao
Jack Cruz
have s*x
Jace Reed
You sound obnoxious
Ian Allen
Well then he's used to the sisterly abuse. Are you the same way to other, less close people? If no then no problems.
Julian Myers
Return the favor. Let him walk in on you when you are taking a shower.
Joseph Howard
lmao how am I obnoxious?
I was violent as a kid. Probably beat up triple digit amount of kids as an elementary schooler. Mellowed out to double digits in junior high and single digits in high school. ;p
Andrew Ramirez
>be me >girl >on purpose go in bathroom to pee when brothers friend in shower >he steps out and i sit there and stare >he stands there and says "get an eye full" >me stammer "look away i need to get up" >nope >i run out pulling my panties and shorts up >he laughs
Jose Collins
You're my type of girl. Id wrestle you to the ground, pin your shoulders down and fart on your face ;p
David Mitchell
>lmao how am I obnoxious? You are rude, uncouth and aggressive
Jackson Wilson
People always tell me those are my good points.
Unironically my kind of man
Lucas Mitchell
Probably people who want to fuck you, cause nobody in their right mind would claim that these are positive traits. If these are your good points, I don't even wanna know what are your bad points, lmao
Joseph Peterson
More stories op? It's cute
Eli Lopez
You probably gave him a fetish
Michael James
Bitch I would dick slap you
Dylan Hill
>taking a bath
William Cook
Just have sex for Christ’s sake op
Jackson Phillips
>be me There's your problem. Try being John Malkovich instead.
Are you sexually attracted to your roommate? If yes, suck him as an apology. If not, just apologise "haha no offense, right?" style.
Was he even offended in the first place?
Wyatt Morris
god that sounds hot you could bully me as much as you'd want to :3
Charles Cox
Yeah you're too mean, you should rape him to help him build confidence, it's the nicest thing you could do to your long time friend.
Luke Sanders
>Wonders if they're lacking in empathy >only has Jow Forums to ask
Doesn't this question, I dunno, maybe kinda answer itself? How out of options do you have to be to ask Jow Forums?
Mason Gutierrez
wow you're so badass
Connor Baker
>Someone is genuinely this edgy after the age of 20 Bloody hell
Lucas Phillips
I think you are genuinely retarded OP.
Samuel Jones
>;p trash
Ryan Gonzalez
Get the attention you wanted?
Jordan Long
Hey OP since you sound like the type of girl I would like the most to do this I have to ask what you think of playing rock paper sciccors and the loser gets punished by dressing up and getting wedgied. I unironically fantasize about losing and having to put on panties and let you wedgie me.
Obviously this is too weird to talk to most people and I understand what this reflects about my personality I just want your opinion on it since I can fantasize someone like you enjoying doing it.
Brody Ortiz
>me stammer
my fucking sides
Brandon Roberts
post more stories, whore
Liam Perry
Why are men like this??
Chase Lewis
you sound like an idiot. I talk shit to my friends but I don't insult them after walking in on them in the bathroom.
Also where do you live, want some fuck?
Austin Adams
Kill yourself
Luis Harris
>I laugh and call him a faggot yeah okay >telling him before I close the door that I should pry his legs open and tear his cock off because nature obviously made a mistake in giving him one the FUCK
You should've just raped him then and there with your turboclit.
Isaac Morgan
He thinks your a disgusting pig whore!
Juan Reed
Posting this online is most likely fake bait, Op could prove its not with timestamp pic of themselves. but they won't. >and tear his cock off > nature obviously made a mistake Yeah, that's messed up. Would it be ok if a guy walked in on a girl she covered her chest/between her legs or refused to post a timestamp pic of her body onliine here in this thread. And a guy Laughed Said she was a faggot/lesbian And He should pry Her legs open and tear Her Breasts/clitoris off because nature obviously made a mistake in giving Her them? Would that be ok?
Leo Moore
no thats okay but next time if you want his dick try a different approach
I would have let you have a good look if it was me so I don't think you're wrong
Jason Cruz
Bait also I would have burned all your things if I were him because fuck you whore
Noah Taylor
op youre a fucking weirdo
Xavier Morgan
sounds hot wanna be my bully gf?
Julian Lewis
op is a faggot
Connor Myers
Sounds like some pretty standard banter, OP. Your roommate should understand how things work by now if you're telling the truth
Anthony Bennett
Wow I kinda wanna fuck you.
Adrian Moore
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT WHY CAN'T I GET A GF
Julian Wood
So did you suck his dick yet?
Owen Gutierrez
Wow you're a bully dyke. Hope you're gay, because the only way you'll have a satisfying sex life is through big fat submissive bears or crazy lesbians.
Ethan King
>tomboy >not showing her Jow Forums lads the goods knowing we'd get a kick out of it. You're not couth, pop em out dude
Brayden Perez
there you go. Have another one
Landon Harris
OP you sound like a closet homosexual
Ayden Perez
>ywn push OP down on the bed and mercilessly annihilate her dilated manvagoo
