WTF IS WRONG WITH AUSTRALIANS?

It's called "catching a bus to school", ya' dumb cunt.

Only if you're too drunk to move.

>WTF IS WRONG WITH AUSTRALIANS?
Absolutely fucking nothing

It's also fun to run up to them then jump really high and land right in front of them with a loud noise. It really freaks them out for some reason.

>But-but-but humans don't have claws and very sharp teeth so eating meat is bad. *cries in tears*

Show this video to vegans whenever they say shit like that and watch them squirm. We don't need some fucking "claws" to successfully outsmart and hunt prey.

>Omg! How co-
>eats tendies
he do tha-
>eat steak
to that poor-
eat pork chops
>kangaroo

Go bush craft you stupid nigger baby.

Reminded me of this classic from few years back: youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw

I once stranger a squirrel to death when I was 4. Does that count? Or do I have to be like that guy in Florida who bit the head off a live hamster and swallowed it.

Depends on your parents

I meant to say Strangled not stranger god dammit

Did he kill it?

Besides living in australia? Not much else besides their government like any other nation.

Weapons are for coup de grace only, the animal has to be beaten into submission first, you can only stab it to ease it's suffering. Such is tradition.

people who eat animals or harm them in any way should be fucking killed.

real white men are vegan... keep eating animal flesh like a third world shit smelling savage if you want.

When you need to hunt, you hunt. Same with sex man urges gotta flow unless you are some kind of NY faggot that respects women and nature.

SOURCE!!!

He only caught that one because of the artificial fence.

What a cuck.

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>unless you are some kind of NY faggot that respects women and nature.

fucking nigger, you act like a shit smelling dirty black nigger.
white men love and respect nature and protect our women and children at all costs.

fucking coon.

here you go my belgian friend
youtube.com/watch?v=5iyNncvIrz8

thanks senpai
lang leven vlaanderen

Hunts and meat have been part of our history forever

>implying

there are more roos than people in Aus, they very literally breed like rabbits and have good meat, honestly a billion times more humane and efficient to eat roo than moo,
its a bit of a meme tho most Aussies are actually very against eating the animal on our coat of arms lol

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People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange
Alright, yeah

When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

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desert russians

youtube.com/watch?v=s1yeBmSFkC4

so has fucking our children / relatives, living in a rock hut, and dying at the ripe old age of 25.
doesent mean any of those things are good, or should still be practiced today.

This dudes awesome af he did a documentary catching animals in Africa awhile ago

Oath I reckon all lads on here remember the first roo hunt they went on
I remember going out the back of bourke with the family and some cobbas we met down the local
Clocked the cunts over the head and dropped em like a bag a bricks without a blue and the cunts never even had time to say skippy true as such is life in the outback as a man on the piss needs his tucker and right as rain a man will get it when there's a line of hungry mouths salivating more than a dingo looking at a baby

Your tight yoga pants are cutting the blood irrigation to your brain m8

you're no man until you 1v1 a roo brother
And that man is a pussy for targetting a grey kangaroo bitch
You're supposed to pick on a boy your own size i.e red kangaroo masterrace and knock it out with your bare hands

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You sure? I'm not the only one who thinks this might be Trudeau/one of his illegitimate children.

We do not fuck kangaroos.

He also caught a deer with his bare hands.

Absolutely based Aussie, he can come remov oink in burger land anytime

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Just a man catching a pest, what's the issue?

Because you don't have any. I bet you fucked them all to death.

They are fucking based

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pretty embarrassing that some of you fags think this is cool.
i guess you have been listening to joe rogan for too long.

sick cunts.

They're pissed because the Jews took away their chance to do 9/11.

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Based and redpilled desu

>muh animal rights
God gave us dominion over all animals.

Watch the bee one its fucking hilarious.

Unironically based aussies

Stfu vegan basedboi

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kek Australia exceeding expectations as usual

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Peak Australia

thats pretty fkn cool tho.

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holy shit

DONT BE RAMARAMA SENPAI
youtube.com/watch?v=1_oK076OApk

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Fucking campers

Sometimes we fuck the roo as well

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White people don't belong in these climates.

youtube.com/watch?v=Dmx50niDM5c

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What the fuck did I just watch?

>)

They're so cute please don't hurt them ;____;

It's a coming of age ceremony. All australians have to do it. You don't become a man in this country until after you've successfully hunted at least one roo.

similar to the Emu maturation rite of hunting at least one Australian

Tastes pretty good, you should export more.

Not my proudest fap

oof

When was the last time your pussy ass wrestled a wild animal. I see nothing but a based ozzie man vs nature

The pollies banned firearms so now we have to do the hunt with our bare hands

My big fat Greek wedding

I thought he's gonna whirl with it and crash its skull against the tree
That woudl be pretty Australian

Peak aussie
youtu.be/gfh40Hy8dUs

Why did the roos come over anyway?

jumping the barbwire fence for kicks

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That's how they procreate mate

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>youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA god damn

>4 year old autist learns about stranger danger
>random squirrel squeaks near autist
>Autist teaches squirrel the consequences for >breaking the "dont talk to strangers" rule
>Squirrel learns about stranger danger

i bet anything that your 4 year old brain went into overdrive thinking up all the different reasons why it was the squirrels fault that you strangled it. Kids are evil...

When i was a kid I gathered up tub of grasshoppers, pulled off all their legs and then smashed them with a sledge hammer. All because I wanted to see if they would splatter.

user this guy grabs snakes so he can catch rabbits
There's absolutely nothing wrong with this

>dat webm
Perfect.

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this is how you catch a roo
youtube.com/watch?v=6P1vf_7DoLA

i love aussies

WTF IS WRONG WITH AUSTRALIANS?
nothing cunt

youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw

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this is why australia needs its own old school howard stern / O&A tier shock jocks.

a several hour long daily podcast, aired from the morning to afternoon in australia, with some actual edgy shock jocks, would be successful as fuck with tradies and truckies... someone needs to do it.

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turns out they were cops and he got a huge fine lol

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I'm neither an Aussie nor a Chink who eats dogs
... but ... however ...
Kangaroos look tasty...

Do Kangaroos taste like Beef?

Is it ...dare I say...
UMA DELICIA?

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whoever created this image is a retard

Never tell an australian "have sex". That's what happens.

>its a bit of a meme tho most Aussies are actually very against eating the animal on our coat of arms lol
Since when? They sell roo meat at woolies and no one I know has ever expressed a negative reaction when I tell them I eat it.