Attached: 826FB7AF-6637-4223-8532-3345005A348B.jpg (750x1096, 107K)
A recruiter msgd me
James Wright
Aiden James
ROFL
Gabriel Stewart
I bet you’d punch a DI in the face too, right faggot?
Easton Kelly
what a faggot response
Kevin Ward
I want a reply before it's funny faggot. Also you didn't mention jews and Israel so you're just as much of a bootlicker as him.
Charles Kelly
yeah, that's gonna be a yikes for me, dog
Justin James
The military is desperate for people. They don’t have enough people who want to die for israel.
Samuel Jackson
>using the word "imperialist"
>the rich and powerful
>kill brown people for their oil
Outside being fake and gay, you're clearly a faggot.
Hunter Smith
>nothing about dying for kike overlords
3/10
Ryder Mitchell
I wouldn't call him a boot lick, soldiers often are grand people dying to save their people. Unfortunately they're being misused. I'd of just said. "Nope I rather not die for Judaic new world order and fucking Israel. That's cool you want to but I'm not game.
Oliver Green
If you guys think that a civil war is coming, shouldn't you be staffing the army with /ourguys/?
Ayden Morales
They want more women. #draftourdaughters
Chase Davis
>getting a message from a recruiter
that mean he went to see the recruiter in the first place, OP is faggot that couldn't tell that in front of his face and is now posting this thinking he'll get upvotes or someshit
Luke Cook
Sooner than you think America is going to implement a Final Solution to the Liberal Question.
John Roberts
so much text when you could've just said "i'd rather not die for Israel famalam"
Lincoln Young
He still thinks the wars were for (((oil)))
Noah Robinson
You need more masculinity, your reddit is showing.
Christian Campbell
All our army ads feature women prominently as well.
Ayden Collins
sounds like a whiney commie/ 10
didnt even mention the jq, immigration, or niggers
Noah Bennett
you really showed him
Isaiah Wright
Leftwing fag
Nolan Hernandez
>Be me
>Army recruiter
>Send out automated message to a random selected group of people
>One replys back with a speech, calling me an imperialist and wishing for all the brown kids to haunt me or some faggot shit like that
>mfw
>Take faggots number and put him in the uneligable for service file, for he is obviously a tranny
For fucks sake people, its a simple yes or no question
Ayden Nelson
Based. I'm surprised more r/thedonald immigrants here haven't been recruited by Israel yet, I guess they're all too old to serve.
Ayden Butler
All talk no action. Join up and go die for Israel you commie scum.
Levi Roberts
Based and redpilled response.
Isaac Young
>doesnt even mention Israel
fuck you
Connor Walker
Lefty meme...
Samuel Jenkins
Should've replied with
>Thanks but I'm not interested, the right one doesn't have to try
Ethan Price
>military is desperate
If they'd pay for my new penis and testosterone I'd gladly take selfies in the mirror for israel
Nathan Roberts
>not using navy seal pasta
shaggy doggy
Juan Sanchez
Not everyone is a skitzo.
Joshua Martin
>upvotes
He got at least 3 from me, guy is a rockstar!
Levi Cox
This
Nicholas Lewis
Using faceberg das da real cringe mang.
Liam Collins
And not once did you mention Israel
Sebastian Walker
Juden
Aaron Barnes
>Not even mentioning Jews
Fuck off faggot
Aiden Myers
Tell us what you really think mate
Aaron Sanders
>Blames oil
>Doesnt mention Isreal
Missed a chance there and made yourself sound like a normie.
Colton Barnes
>No thanks, find some other gullible idiot to die for Israel in the coming Iranian invasion.
Shoulda sent this. Simple and true.
Parker Ward
They were though. Part of making Zion wealthy is through making the US government wealthy, then siphoning off their wealth.
They did a pretty good job of that. We're coming to the collapse that was pre-programmed when Zionist Americans hopped on board the train. They'll abandon the US for Israel as soon as they get the word it's all tumbling down. When the US is finally in abject poverty and as fully asset-stripped as it's worth to do so, they'll leave the rest of the carcass for the brown vultures to pick clean.
This is what the whole problem was in the first place with Zionism, it's not some symbiosis in which we directly benefit as they do. It's a parasitism intent on killing the host when the work is done, one where the parasite burns through not one but many hosts, kind of like a necrophage, using one corpse to gather and collect more.
It's what will make the ultimate decision to spare them, if not one more time with the whole world simultaneously aware of the events, so much more difficult. But it's what reduces them to where they belong, lowly desert userers struggling as a punitive underclass working towards redemption, instead of just outright dead for their sins. Even their own holy book tells them this is the way they've gotta go. I simply suggest they follow it.
Jaxson Turner
That the diatribe of a coward.
Jonathan Perez
Yeah, must be.
Don't forget to take your meds tonight.
Grayson Smith
Wow you sure told him.
Ryan Cruz
desu it would have been better if you had simply said “no thank you sir, I don’t feel like dying for israel”
Julian Moore
#Triggered
Samuel Gonzalez
Josiah Bailey
>1 post by this Jew
Stop replying you fucking faggot cock suckers fuck all of you retards
Colton Cook
Landon Turner
Edgy.
Cooper Lopez
Based Auspost
Jaxson Diaz
Dover nh or Delaware?
Adrian Cooper
Pretty cringey neckbeard faggotry, even if your basic idea is good. 'i think not' hahahaha. Jokes on you, though. You'll be celebrating this Christmas in saudi arabia, waiting for deployment to tehran.
Anthony Torres
>for oil
It's for the defense of Israel, you mong.
Ryan Peterson
Missed a chance to be put on a watchlist.
Isaiah Bell
You guys all sound like NPCs ITT. Everyone is responding with the same answer of “Israel” to me lol. You are programmed to blame israel, all of you.
Christopher Stewart
Benjamin Myers
Very nice but you didn't NAME THE FUCKING JEW!!!
Nolan Myers
>imperialist
>kill brown people for their oil
>rich and powerful
Thank you for the mid-late 2000s nostalgia
Anthony Roberts
wow so much late teens / early 20s cringe. you live off the system you're crying about like a gluttonous pig but you're dumb enough to have some faux self righteousness
top kek faggot
Parker Kelly
Fag response
Brandon Howard
Most of Jow Forums are retarded NPCs. I'm not saying Israel isn't a big part of the reason the military are gearing up for kill an Iranian play day but there's other factors and literally nothing wrong with OP's response.
Kayden Sullivan
Nicholas Evans
Found the boomer.
Austin Evans
Christian Allen
It's really unkind of you to just post La Goblina with no trigger warning.
Tyler Foster
Military simps are dumb cattle used by the rich and powerful to achieve their own ends.
Juan Reyes
oink for me you criminal piggu
Nolan Davis
I agree no more wars for Israel but brown “people” are not people. I don’t care about dead goat fuckers and their offsprings. You sound like a faggot.
Adam Powell
Lol, want to know how I know you've never served in the military? Ask the average DI their MOS. Most of them are supply or some kind of military band nerd. Suck a dick you retarded faggot.
Ayden Lee
Can you believe that they thought that bringing in the whole third world wouldn't lead to this?
Benjamin Allen
did you have 50+ confirmed knife kills bwo?
Andrew Foster
>how are they saps?
>they’re saps, because they stick their necks out for strangers
>I don’t see it like that. They fight for their country.
>your country aid your blood kid, and don’t you forget it
>that’s Pop talking
>you’re goddamned right that’s Pop talking
Angel Ramirez
Fucking cringe
Daniel Lewis
This is the most based thing I've seen on Jow Forums in a long time
Logan Jenkins
Isn't it standard for male DIs to be recruited from combat arms due to the educational requirements involved?
Cameron Collins
Recruiters call my house phone, send me emails, and call my cellphone regularly. I've never spoken to a recruiter, but my high school forced us to take the ASVABs in order to graduate. Even though I didn't give my information on the form the shithole school forwarded my information to recruiters anyways since I scored really well.
Henry Baker
So we've killed a lot or brown people over the last few decades. But where's the oil? It actually seems like we didnt get any oil out the deal at all. Weird. Almost like it had nothing to do with oil and there is another motive altogether. Now, what could that be?
Bentley Cooper
You sound like a homo with a mask and urine bottles.
Grayson Powell
You didn’t see any benefit. Exon, General Dynamics, Boeing, Remington and Halliburton did though.
Nathaniel Lewis
no
Jaxson Gutierrez
Israel got the oil from the Kurds after Iraq invasion. The US didn't get fucking shit as usual.
Hunter Cox
hoho boy you could've just not responded but holy shit this is a new level of retardation
What do you think you're accomplishing with this?
Brayden Richardson
checked and this, I can only imagine the talk between people who received this and how autistic it looks
Isaac Gomez
look at this mother fucking no brained nigger cattle shat out of a nigger cunt
Caleb Hughes
Yeah you caught me bro I’ve never served a day hahaha real burn, fucking pog
It’s referring to a specific group of people who claim they’d never join because “they’d punch a DI in the face”. Did I fucking say every DI is Recon or some shit? How is that even related to my comment?
Im sure you’d be a great Staff NCO, because you clearly have shit for brains
William Bennett
How tf is a zog-bot in the possession of your number/account in the first place?
Also not mentioning them is, unironically literally, peak gayness and you should remove yourself from the gene-pool, for both reasons.
Juan Gray
Based
Andrew Rivera
Look at him and laugh!
Oliver Lewis
I saw the writing on the wall back in 2012. I should've joined the army. But no, my dad wanted me to work part time and go to community college, so that I could work at the shipyard like he did. Problem is, even though officially the shipyard says they'll hire you with an associates, they don't because H1B and yuppy fuckers with bachelors degrees are in excess, so they get priority.
Now I'm 25, in debt, trying to get a proper engineering degree from a four year school. I'm the first person in my family in a century to not work at the shipyard. It's a fucking disgrace. Fuck this fucking clownworld goddamn.
Nolan Brown
Kind of a dickhead response but the US has definitely overstayed in the Middle East. I joined up after high school and got discharged early on in my contract. At the time I was pretty discouraged about it but now I’m glad that it happened. So much bullshit going on it isn’t worth losing your limbs and life over.
Cooper Morris
>brown people for oil
Pfft it is not 2002...
Samuel Perez
This. That guy is laughing at OP if he bothered to finish reading that word salad all the way through.
Alexander White
Cringe. How many low test reddit plebs do you think these recruiters have to hear shit like this from on a daily basis? Fucking neck yourself OP you are clearly a faggot. You thought you would come here and receive validation for your adolescent screencap? Jesus...
Caleb Green
Could have just said no. Making up a disability is a good way to get then off your back too.
Ayden Barnes
Stunning and brave.
Brody Howard
The military is obsolete.
If the invaders are not carrying weapons the military does not do anything other than sit on ass.
What is even the point?
Kayden Rodriguez
you didn't even name them
homo
Grayson Price
>die so some fucks can kill brown people
go back to pleddit, faggot
Zachary Hernandez