So I've been trying to brainstorm some ways I could explore my exhibitionism without getting arrested or becoming a registered sex offender. I'm a male. Does anyone know of the legality of having a pretty obvious erection in public? Say, for example, I wore some loose pants and went commando. Am I at risk of getting in trouble for this despite being covered?
Any other ideas for legal outlets are appreciated. I don't believe there are any clubs nearby for this sort of thing.
Upon further research it seems many states have laws against male genitalia in a "discernibly turgid state" even if they're fully covered. That's stupid as hell. How would they even prove it? If somebody called the police it's not like you'd still have a boner by the time they showed up.
Luis Howard
You gonna seagull in her hair?
Mason Rivera
pretend to be gay and do gay shit that they do at pride parades. but you're secretly str8.
Gavin Murphy
What?
Daniel Nelson
Do porn
Leo Adams
Dude I wish I was gay, being an exhibitionist would be so much easier, I could just go to one of the million sites where gay guys gather to post dick pics all day. Shame none of those exist with a primarily female audience.
Don't think I would be able to pretend like that though, I'm not even a little attracted to guys so I wouldn't be able to keep an erection. Appreciate the unique idea at the very least.
Kayden Mitchell
That doesn't really appeal to exhibitionists, you rarely get to see any reactions from people and reactions are half the point. Also I've heard the porn industry is a nightmare, especially for men.
Ryan Baker
Google it you fool.
Caleb Murphy
Just do it in Omegle or some shit, don’t be a faggot out in public please
Adam Rogers
Omegle is practically void of women for precisely this reason. Same for every other random webcam site.
Oliver Perry
New Orleans on Mardi Gras Or publicly commit suicide while naked--you could climb a highway overpass and hang yourself so your ding-dong dangles for all motorists to see. Cops can't arrest you if you're dead.
Luis Parker
But I can't jerk off later if I'm dead.
Jackson Hernandez
Sure you can, they call that the old Hands Macabre where I'm from.
Brandon Taylor
That's wrong. Gotta pay attention to the word "knowingly" in laws like this. You can't get in trouble for it unless it can be proven that you were doing it on purpose.
Joseph Ross
Googling it produced nothing. I assume you're referring to ejaculating in someone's hair. That's definitely not legal, so no, I won't be doing that.
Chase Cooper
There is nothing you can do This isn't a fantasy that you deserve to have fulfilled, the very act hurts another person and ruins their trust in humanity. It's not rape but it is mental assault in some way. So don't do it
Nathan Anderson
Nice assumptions. There are plenty of girls who enjoy seeing a bulge as long as the guy isn't ugly. Don't worry though, I'm sure your random white knighting will get you a crumb of pussy some day.
Jackson Bailey
>having a boner is being a faggot hello random puritan soccer mom
Easton Edwards
Public indecency
Easton Flores
I said legal, user
Isaac Edwards
Man, it's annoying how limiting straight male exhibitionism is. Why are there no places online that are primarily females looking to appreciate bulges or dicks? Everywhere is just flooded with gay men. It's like I'm being forced into doing something that's actually illegal / non-consensual.