Are conservatives really this retarded?

I'm issuing a ticket for misuse of surprised pikachu. There's nothing remotely surprising about a bunch of degenerates acting degenerate as some sort of misguided social protest.

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Sodomy is only for homosexuals

You can still get pregnant through anal sex. Also, the idea they're going to exclusively just have oral and anal sex is laughable. Most chicks aren't willing to stick it up the butt.

anal sex loosens the sphincter and it's rather disgusting, oral is fine, but you can get throat cancer like michael douglas

male-female of course

None ever sticks to just oral sex, it gets mundane after a couple of months, women want the seed

>Anal sex gets you pregnant

Is this the famous Jow Forums summed up in one laughable sentence?

I stick to just oral sex because I don't want to risk pregnancy, faggot

What is birth control?

Why are leftist memes so fucking terrible and mentally retarded?

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It's extremely unlikely but it's still possible.

Literally ZERO pro lifers have made this argument.

Except for all the cucks that get it and give it to their wives

what like if you're getting really rough and it accidentally comes out and you thrust it back in the vagina instead of the anus?

what about ass babies?

They deserve it

>You can still get pregnant through anal sex.
I-is this how niggers are made?

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If you cum in a chicks ass it can drip into the pussy.
Its hardly complex.

kidshealth.org/en/teens/al-pregnancy.html

"Stay moral, go oral" has been a phrase for centuries. Even my dad told me that when I was twelve when going over safe sex.

Degenerates will be degenerates, no one changes his mind but by ones own realizations, big fucking surprise lol

Jesus Christ, can you shitlibs not keep a talking point straight for more than 5 minutes? You're supposed to be claiming it won't work because muh coathsngers and reasons.

anal sex has its risks

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I've talked to religious people about this issue, asking why they don't invent better contraception.

they recoil when I say this, because according to them sex before marriage is immoral. So better contraception would enable people to be immoral. I say, well by your own imagination millions of people are getting killed, so isn't this the lesser of evils? And they just angrily screw up their lips and refuse to answer.

So what they want is the state to institute a completely impractical, totalitarian regime where sex before marriage is completely eliminated. And the reason I know this is because I've read Christian history, and this is exactly what they've done time and again whenever they've achieved power. Unmarried couples were banned from standing together in public, women were banned from curling their hair or dressing provocatively, anyone who had immoral sex was killed or excommunicated.

But in real world terms this is never going to work, people will exhibit this behavior like it or not.

Poor bait.

I'm not gonna fit the bill for their multiple abortions, if they don't want the baby then I guess they will have to use a hanger and then never be able to get pregnant again. Sounds good to me

kek

Sodomy is morally equivalent to murder. Both received the death penalty in colonial America.

Sodomy laws only applied to homosexuals, you fucking idiot

Now we just have to ban treatments for STDs and let nature take its course and we'll have a perfect society.

>hey look, im larping as a puritan to mask my virginity!

Kek

not gonna happen.

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It should be
>Nation becomes nonwhite in a generation
Cuckservatives always vote for a slow death

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Somehow, our country's youth forgot that abstinence is a thing. Is sex the only thing driving our men and women now?

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>child murder = contraception

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have married sex

kill niggers and kill faggots like you who want to prevent that.

Anal sex is disgusting

Shit, if that's all I had to do for 60k I'm in

Theologically any non reproductive sex is sodomy

Masturbation, fingering suzy under the stands, fucking a. Faggot up the ass

Sodemy

However in practical terms birth control has like 99% success rates so fuck off

You absolute mong

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You are evil, your soul is forefit

>People: stop killing babies just because they're too fucking lazy to get birth control
How is this a bad thing in any way whatsoever?

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Let's see them argue that prolapse doesn't prove you're a whore.

>You can still get pregnant through anal sex

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read
Then kill yourself christkike piece of shit.

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Promote more MMA fighting in a controlled ring for school districts so that teens/adults could settle disputes with a fair fistful with protective gear on.

that's just the issue, birth control isn't perfect. Realistically someone who has casual sex a lot is at significant risk for pregnancy, even with current birth control methods. Everybody knows this.

My point is that Christians would have a much stronger case for banning abortion if having a baby really was a "choice". But in their eyes more contraception = more casual sex, so they won't even do that.

They are just very angry people that want totalitarian control over your sexual habits

This has only strengthened my resolve

And fun

>a retard taking a retard seriously
Colour me surprised.

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Honestly gays that get that are huge sluts and size queens. If homosexuals somehow manage to be monogamous it doesn't happen. Either way prolapses ate fucking gross