*knock knock*

>calls for backup
Wut do now tough guy?

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Hand them a handful of candy corn and send them on their way

not a single hunting rifle.
in my forest, they are done.

>How do you respond?
none of your business, fascist!

pull out a black dildo and start sucking it, thats how they would mistake me for one of their own

>how do you respond?

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Let out my pit bulls to attack and shoot them during the confusion

Summon the right wing death squad of course.

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Underrated.

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>Fix bayonets, men.

Wow these airsoft teams look scary

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BLOM BLOMPH!

>implying they'd even get to knock on the door

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>pointing a weapon at your dick

I open fire on them.

>ar15

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So the fun begins

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>second guy blows off nuts
>muh dik

Nope! (call police saying they fired a shot)

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>living with a dog
I'd love to shoot your filthy mutts, subhuman.

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I did not think felons could own firearms

Shit like this is why I bought a door camera. I don't know who these kids are or their gameplan; but first I'm grabbing my armalite then I'm calling the cops. If they forcibly enter my residence then cowabunga it is. Otherwise I'm letting my tax dollars actually do something for me for once and letting the police handle it. If the cops decide to help them break into my home the boogaloo has already started and I'm long fucking gone to the farthest point North I can go.

2nd from right looks rapeable
kill the rest

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/Pol incels can LARP online but the reality is you'd be cowering in the corner begging us Antifa fighters for mercy. But just as fascists denied the minorities they murder mercy, we will deny you mercy as our boots press down upon your necks

Be afraid.

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I'd probably die laughing, so these faggots may have a chance.

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fucking kek at that manlets life. A fucking bow

That's the joke britbong

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You and I both know that police dogs rarely get shot. There’s a reason for that. They are terrifying when getting attacked. You are a faggot larping as an internet tough guy as you and me both know as well.

The only one thats an actual threat is the nigger. Once you put a slug through his big lips, the others would run away.

>hell no! I'm with her!
>I wish drumpty dumpty would get impeached already
>wait for them to walk away
>light them up with my Glock fohdee

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With the buisness end of a 12 guage in their puny little faces.

What's with Gregolas the Halfblood?
Why can't negro joe afford a holster?

Hive mind

>7.62 rated plates
7.62 x ??? 51? 39? Velocity is more important .22 caliber 35grain out of 22-250 at 4500fps will go though ar500 easily.

Try us nigger

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Based God tier H&K.

There was a thread the other day about a guy who said "why would you ever need a minigun?"
This is why
SHALL
H
A
L
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Reminder that these savages don't even hide their intentions and even then the american public is still fooled.

>John Bolton admits to lying and deceiving the public
youtube.com/watch?v=WGvoX9GMml8

>Israel Lobbyist calls for false flag to start Iran war
youtube.com/watch?v=LTcCivoG3mo

>That Time John Bolton Said It’s Good To Lie About War
archive.is/5HhZ8

archive.is/fbXqU
>It should also be noted that Bolton is a member of the Council on Foreign Relations, an organization whose members have influenced the state of geopolitics for the last few generations. Bolton was also a member of the neo-conservative, warhawk think tank, “Project for the New American Century,” which was enthusiastically promoting the lie about Saddam Hussein possessing weapons of mass destruction.

>The Washington Post reported Wednesday that Trump has grown frustrated with national security adviser John Bolton and Secretary of State Mike Pompeo as their hawkish posture risks spiraling out of control.
washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/trump-frustrated-by-advisers-is-not-convinced-the-time-is-right-to-attack-iran/2019/05/15/bbf5835e-1fbf-4035-a744-12799213e824_story.html
>We need to guard against another mistake in the Middle East. Here’s how the march to war has begun.

>Break with Europe, Russia and China and withdraw from a nuclear deal that had completely stopped Iran’s work to build a nuclear bomb? Check. Unilaterally reimpose sanctions designed to cripple Iran’s economy, without buy-in from our allies? Check. Take the unprecedented step of designating the Islamic Revolutionary Guard as a terrorist organization, a move consistently opposed by U.S. military leaders? Check. Move the USS Abraham Lincoln strike group and a bombing wing into Iran’s backyard? Check.

eu.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2019/05/14/donald-trump-john-bolton-mike-pompeo-war-iran-column/1192516001/

Who unironically answers the door in 2019? If you need to knock, you are not welcome and will be treated as such. We have cellular devices capable of sending messages comprised of text, with instant effect.

So you're not man enough to defend yourself on your own, you have to have a filthy animal do it for you. Okay. Pretty cowardly desu. Then the dog can take the blame because you're an irresponsible pussy.
How's your house smell btw?

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>making it up my drive to knock on my fucking door. LOL

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tfw your mom moved and forgot to give you her new address and which landfill she dumped your stuff

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Self hating whites wiling to destroy everything for feels.

Implying I wont have any extra mags on me.

You got the barefoot bow ninja, the mexican carry blow your balls off, Africa, and onions.

>dogs smell more than 56%ers filthy antifas

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Name the Band

Flannel shirt on the right, no way that barrow is 16inches. ATF are you lurking here?

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Bring it.

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>How's your house smell
Like your mother and sisters pussy. Your mother taught her well.

Never mind, that’s a pistol

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5 fingered dick munch

>How do you respond?
HANS, GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER!

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The Sóyvengers

>t. very likely fucks dogs (or the dog fucks you) lmao
Whatever you say mutt nut. Enjoy that stench of piss and shit you've become accustomed to. Animal.

>yo mama jokes
How will I ever recover?
People can smell your house from the street btw. Disgusting.

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>going into combat barefoot with a fucking compound bow and only three arrows

I can smell your faggotry through the screen of my computer. Go ride your dildo faggot.

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This they’re gonna be surprised when a 500 pound sweaty man in another 80 pounds of armor kills them with a pink m4a1 with a clearly illegal homemade shotgun underbarrel with a drum mag

What a retard
That clipazine is backwards
Stupid yo

I'm not in the mood right now :3

It's not bait if it's true. Why do so many women have these big breed dogs and have no control over them? The dog is their "husband". kek

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what's sadder he has no shoes

that the new S&W J frame that accepts GLOCK mags /s

I shoot them. Duh.

Four of clubs bitch boy.

They see Im a nigger. They apologise profusely and leave. The red shirt leaves me xir phone number.

>GTA Online IRL

kek

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I answer the door with a pistol in my hand hidden behind the door. So what the fuck do you think?

>The dog is their "husband"
It's not YLYL. Nice english

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>you trump?
Do i look orange to you nigger?

>Summon the right wing death squad of course.

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Its shit like this that Jacinda Arderne gives ZERO fucks about.

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I am p sure the nebro at the end is wielding a AR22 so the only one armed with anything lethal is shotgun and arrrow

>NYPD detectives
>stop urban youth, suspecting public urination
>he tries to pull gun from waistband
>ADs into his sweatpants, shoots his nut off
>report indicates one detective was incap.
>from laughter

Pray to gun jesus for his blessing before I gun them down like the savages they are

>Deyz juss freedum fitters
>Dey be doin dere culchurr
What are you islamahomophobic?

Shotgun blasts from a side window.

>implying these boomers do shit except pose for the camera

>implying those guns are commiefornia legal
>implying those would not have to be registered as "Assault Rifles" with the state DoJ because of the flash hiders and collapsible stocks.
I am getting the fuck out of here asap.

Oh you wanna dance?
twitter.com/_AlfonsSchmidt/status/1118491837856141312

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If you open the door to an armed individual, you’re retarded.

Projecting. It’s the libtards who poses for pic with airsoft guns
>Ex-Navy Seal Creates Veterans Organization to Expose Pedophiles and Rescue Trafficked Children
thefreethoughtproject.com/veterans-create-force-to-expose-pedophiles-and-rescue-trafficked-children/

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Nope, I'm clearly not Trump.

>shuts door

>I shoot them. Duh.
The real question is, do you call the Sheriff afterwards and risk getting Zimmerman'd or push them off the mountain/throw them in a deep hole?

larp'er on his knees doesn't even have his weapon loaded.

Get on my level faggots.
>picrelated

and this

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get the fuck off my property
>shut door
>gun
>climb on roof