Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - BAN EVERYTHING EDITION

Wer ist die Schokoelfe?

Why is Germany so blue-pilled. It seems like the Overton window is shifting more and more towards the left and the AfD doesn't win new votes even thought the EU election is just a meme.

ich hab noch viel bessere Sachen auf Lager

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What's the polling looking like for the European Elections over there?

Ihh die sind ja weiß, pfostiere lieber schwarze Weiber.

wahlrecht.de/umfragen/europawahl.htm

lol fuck this country

na gut: instagram.com/maikecki/

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>even thought the EU election is just a meme.
As long as we get people like Nigel Farage into the eu who give us years of meme matierel i think eu elections are necessary.

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Scheidet dahin, Eure Degeneriertheit.

Yes hopefully that means that more people will vote AfD or small parties

>Klarnamenpflicht
>Ban short haul flights
>Promoting trains in 2019
>Nuclear Power is bad

Live long enough to become immortal

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The more my virtues have improved, the more the occasional vice is needed.

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>>Klarnamenpflicht
>>Ban short haul flights
>>Promoting trains in 2019
>>Nuclear Power is bad
IHRE CDU

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Uh, it's actually me on the left.

(Get the joke? Double-quadruple mind games.)

>Double-quadruple mind games.
dude, only neo-conservatives can play 4D chess. Never forget that I have complete a math studies and struggle with the concept of dimensionality.

Yeah, I mirror'd the image to fit the details better.

I hope I die old, in pain, and slowly. I also work the next 48 hrs straight because nurse, also, I hope to have 7 kids.

how many you already have, mutthilda? Lay some eggs already.

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Hm. Well.. no. neocons can go suck rabbi-dick. I'm not one of them. Not even remotely.

Stop torturing me.

Oh THAT sentence will just make his penis harder! :DD

>dimensionality

Just omit it. Overly elaborated and a bit of 'educated gut feelings' brings you to the same fucking conclusion in the end anyway.

Evenings, Frollein! Sober again? Maybe even a bit ... accelerated in stead? ;)

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mutterfickers, do you know how much time it takes for me to get through captcha?
REEEEE, plox answer me

Finish my degree and instantly fuck of to Murica to a no income tax state, since I didn't work my ass of to pay 40+% Tax to pay for Mr.Fuggen and his Cousine wives. Everything on track and ahead of schedule so far, life is good.

Why Germans are so mean?

Using Feuerfuchs. Hello, fren! :)

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Maybe use Jow Forums-x you mongoloid.

And did you get to see his fire hose last night?

The system is rigged, sometimes it tries to annoy you with the captchas. I just reconnect and clear browser caches etc.
> the ride never ends

>Oh THAT sentence will just make his penis harder! :DD
the doc knows...

>Just omit it. Overly elaborated and a bit of 'educated gut feelings' brings you to the same fucking conclusion in the end anyway.
yep, I am way more intuitive than you may think. It is easy to fool yourself with the "prowess" of platonic-academia type thinking. It isn't, most often academia is doing damage control for the intellect.

> I didn't work my ass of to pay 40+% Tax to pay for Mr.Fuggen and his Cousine wives
you got it right, if you are a beta provider you better get the pussy for that

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Repressed sadism is part of their nature. They perceive themselves too 'accurate' to be in balance with their inner demons. Can be very useful indeed.

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Thanks for the compliment. Appreciated.

Well, I'd like to be accurate with some Sonderbehandlung in the near future. :>

>damage control for the intellect

Well I did damage control for my psyche (and most likely my former co-workers) by leaving that shitheap behind! Really came to like the engineering approach ... cook up some quick, not too elaborate solution, then slap a safety factor of at least 2x on everything. Overengineering you say? I call it robust! ;)
Don't doubt your intuition btw ... instinctive pattern recognition is a great asset. Think a big part of the Verhausschweinung was a dulling of the senses (and the synthesis derived from all the input) due to repetitive oversaturation.

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I'm in the mood to pretend now. So go on and tell me how what happened after our little conversation.

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As if any German would show me.
Sigh, I spend a year giving Krauts my love, what do I get in return? Yous. But a whore would get a ring after a night.

found out by myself it's the problem... it feels wrong however... Feuerfuchs is Hausdrache designated browser...
don't even know what that is, my Turkrapebabyfren :D
doesn't work for me. after Opera update it is FUBAR'ed

I had to put dishes away and fold laundry, put clothes in washer, then put towels away. I was complimented on my towel foldings this month rning, got to sleep some last night, broken sleep but it's prepping me for a baby.

Welcome!

>Sonderbehandlung

Always fascinated by those beautiful terms the German language has created ... for example ... "Zwillingsstudien" ...

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>don't even know what that is, my Turkrapebabyfren :D
Maybe google it. It will solve your captcha problem.

Bruder!
*approving nod*

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>Hausdrache designated browser
>The horror ...

Well don't get burned, fren! We need your mind (mostly) intact yet. :D

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>Jewgle chrome

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He confused me a bit the last few days cuz I always thought it were you at first ... no offense btw :P

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tfw my brain is already designated for dissection by TDG

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Maybe read you lazy lithuanian. It works for opera too.

www.pi-news.net/2019/05/minden-nrw-evangelischer-pfarrer-zerstoert-afd-plakate/

>dissection

Fren, no! Not dissection ... PRESERVATION! Would never waste such a magnificent specimen on mere exploratory surgery. ;)

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does nothing for me in Opera...
yeah... that's what they said about Lenin's brain too. I know you, mad scientists types!!! stay away from my brain

GTFO, PI-News zionist shill.
Get some rabbi cum all over your face.

... Bene Tleilax... that's what you are!

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www.pi-news.net/2019/05/minden-nrw-evangelischer-pfarrer-zerstoert-afd-plakate/

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>Gholas ... Gholas everywhere!!

Seems we always come full circle somehow. Damn sci-fi tropes ... ;)

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Just fuck off with that.
Nobody cares about (((PI-News))) also, why should I care about the evangelic church, they were lost way before 2015.

never thought I would miss this kind of bantz... but I'm parched for it, like I've been crossing a fucking Southern region deserts
unfortunately I must go wörk!

But it's Wochenende soon, you should be sitting at home and stare at the clock until its Montag 0600.

Fren ... very much the same here! :)
Some wörk too now ... see you later!

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NO! WÖRK WÖRK WÖRK!!! REEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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Still fighting the good fight i see.

youtube.com/watch?v=yzuBJzc3cv0
> Islam belongs to Europe for 2000 years
> *clap clap clap*
> saved to /home/kerstin/honk_takes/

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He is right you know. They are on a 2000 year jihad against us.

>Electricity isn't clean
>Build electric cars
>Energy costs too much
>Invest heavily in expensive energy in its early state in the market
>Financial resources of people are strained
>Use tax money to pay for expensive, unestablished "green" energy
>Rich don't pay enough money
>Weak tax on the rich
>Overall more taxes
>Temperature gets cooler, following the trend of the last few centuries
>The warmth periods become shorter
>Carbon tax on everything, because of global warming
>Eat sea fish
>Sea is overfished
>Agriculture isn't clean
>Subsidize farmers
>We want healthy and environmental food
>Import vegetables from the third world
>Third world is starving
>Ruin their food markets throgh underpriced agricultural products
>Support the EU
>We want biological food
>Ruin the farmers
>Save the children
>Fuck the children
>Rape culture
>Inviting Islam
>Air is polluted
>co2 is the sole problem
>Somebody make this country clean and environmental
>Studies in a shit-covered city with loads of garbage
>Help the poor
>Study for free, while unemployed are forced to work as refuse collector
>Someone reduce the refuse
>Someone make regional food
>Drinks three paper cups of onions latte per day
>Globalism is good
>Migration is good
>Short flights are bad

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Yes, but that does not change the fact that Islam originated in the 7th century, so 600 AD. Moon cults are older, though.

> all individualism is bad
> everyone must be the same mediocre equality
> execute order 66
youtube.com/watch?v=xSN6BOgrSSU

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Those EU-Kikes are flat-out delusional.

But maybe there will be some guys who will make them see reality again. :>

Remember Franco A.

>Yes, but that does not change the fact that Islam originated in the 7th century, so 600 AD. Moon cults are older, though.
I know, but my statement would otherwise be stupid in the light of his wrong statement. I just walked the Holzweg to the end.

>2000 years of Islam
>It's 1440 in the Islamic calendar
So he views Christians as predecessors to Muslims?

Are Greens secretly Pagan?

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>Moon cults are older, though.
True, but Islam is in fact using a pure moon calendar and using the moon generally as their guide.
Perhaps that's why feminists like muzzies when it's their moon period.

>But maybe there will be some guys who will make them see reality again. :>
>Remember Franco A.
Let's hope for radicalization soon.

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>Let's hope for radicalization soon.
It's already happening for a while

>already happening for a while

It never even left in the first place ... ;)

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Sorry for shitty screenshot, but are we becomig more and more like the UK?

Knife bans, hatespeech and now the Polizei goes full gender identity?

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It survived the sovjet occupation and grew in some countries. I don't think mutti can do what stalin couldnt.

What do they mean by "I balloon balloon HH"?

"I'm going nuts in this clown-world"?
"I secretly Heil Hitler"?

The reaction is not broad enough.
Back in the days of the NSDAP and DNVP, there was a large populace of WW1-veterans, nationalists, landowners, aristocrats, upset conservative men, traditional Catholics/fundamental Protestants, worried conservative women, patriotic youth, conservative elderly, small farmers, industrial workers, masses of unemployed and poor people and of course the worried liberal bourgeoisie, afraid of Communism.

Today there is radicalization, but no potential to mobilize masses to believe in anything.
It's the German Angst, the only class we're left with to work is the worried, liberal bourgeoisie, but nowadays the middle-class will rather vote commie than express his concern.

The problem is, we have no Versailles treaty, no lost territory, no border conflicts, no WW1, no economic crisis and no foul democracy to brag on about.

Surely you can try to make points about the Morgenthau plan, the Potsdam treaty, the Eastern territory, the 2+4 treaty, the treaty of Rome, WW2, the 2008 economic crash and the absolute state of elections, also criminality and degeneracy, but the "bad-Nazi-reflex" is still very present.

The bad-Nazi-reflex and the narrative behind it (Gründermythos) need to be demolished, then we can truly radicalize.
Anything else is MALOCH

"The new dawn breaks in the East" does still apply. ;)
Faschistisches Reservat, not antifaschistischer Schutzwall, ok? :D

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HH means Hansestadt Hamburg, hanseatic city of Hamburg.
The balloons probably represent "love", "diversity" or "colour"

>no economic crisis and no foul democracy to brag on about.

Yea, for a full-on retard, that's reality. Financial crash of 2008 has only been a slight hint of what is to come soon enough. See pic related.

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That's likely the most accurate description I've read for the East on kraut/pol/.

"Ostelbische Junkermentalität" saved this place

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Everytime I see that I want my wall back.

I have my Meister soon, can I apply for citizenship if I show Opi's Ahnenkarte?

I know that a financial crash is coming, in my blood I know it and I know that democracy is foul, read Socrates works and you know it.

I was talking about full-on retards, as they make the majority of society, the point being that unlike during Weimar times, there is no large, right-wing audience to attend to in Western Germany, there is no atmosphere for ethnic or national thought, so your point is vacant.

The AfD needs to radicalize, needs to shit on the media, needs to pinpoint and secure its audience and supporters, then it might grow beyond 15%.

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>WW1-veterans
>aristocrats
>no Versailles, no loss of honor (not even a concept anymore)

Those are key parameters we will lack when Weimar 2.0 hits ... old veterans ready to pick up a rifle at a moment's notice and Militär-/Landadel or any comparable elite with the right values and still enough influence to affect institutions and economic networks. THAT I do see as the biggest issue why we cannot just 'rewarm' the old recipes when Weimar 2.0 comes to full effect. Because a foul democracy and (relatively) widespread loss of trust in institutions and media we do already have. And economic crisis is right around the corner. Commies? They are spiritually and intellectually hollowed by corporate puppeteers (seems the capital has seized their means of (re)production in the end ... they got them by the balls) and I doubt their handlers will allow for a resurgence of the "wahren Lehren". Rather a true controlled opposition that will fail to generate support in the end. A release valve for disillusioned boomers maybe for a while. But only until the Verteilungskampf truly begins. I doubt you can kill the Gründermythos in the current atmosphere ... instead, just wait for the situation to worsen that much that people abandon any kind of morality out of sheer desperation. Shame and guilt are only effective mechanisms while there is still something to lose (mostly the social status).

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Give to humanity, great inovations, contribute to the enlightenment of greatest expressions of matter to be recorded, to enlighten it's path trough enternal darkness, and at the same time do well for myself.

You think I don't miss it?

I want all the liberal Wessi cunts, the gypsy criminals and kebab gastronomists that came with them to fuck off.
I only want the East to have the same policy that I have; trade autoparts with Czechia and Poland and stay away from Berlin.

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>can I apply for citizenship if I show Opi's Ahnenkarte?
The truth is we just "hate" wessies because you think you are something better. We got fucked over by the sovjets and not long after by the west after the wall fell. Treuhand is no joke.
It's really a one sided hate that comes from the west. We only care about it because you have to mention it on every opportunity.
In short, if you are german and white no one will bat an eye if you move here or knock on our wall if we ever should go full separatism.

Unfortunately, they're zionist shills.

They won't do anything for us but for the kike.

nrw depends where you are. but sadly true most parts are fucked up. but rurel east of nrw is still full of true westfalen.

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To be fair, I am still gratefull for Friedrich II giving us this plot of land.
But driving to Duisburg is like passing a border.
And after 1600 it gets way fucking worse there, I dont even know why.
Also ofc, the "tradition" of Autobahnhochzeit am Wochenende.

>Ostelbische Junkermentalität

Thx, fren, this is the term I was looking for. :)
Comparable but not exactly the same where I come from. Got that "Austrian twist" to it, can't even really pin down what that means exactly. Thinking about what people you meet at our Stammtische ... damn, reminds me of the former local Polizeichef now, he even had a quite ... revealing Wunschkennzeichen on his private car. :D

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kikera? in the oven it goes! get fox and dive into browser interna:
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if you are to lazy, to dumb or otherwise handicapped, get at least brave browser.

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I hate to reply to myself but it's the same reason why austrians and mountain jews hate you. Wen they're talking about arrogant piefkes they're talking about you. That's where they got their stereotype from.

:DD

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