AUS/POL/ FUCK EDITION

im not sober and I have the flu, im fucked

>imagine being dumb enough to enroll in the first place
You're fine if you don't. I9 missd candandaa
all we hae
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forst toy,e here in agesm was sibre tj nbvbncgng j f

youtube.com/watch?v=LcoQyzitZjk

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someone come over and take my socks off, ill give you VB

Any opinions on the independents?
I'm struggling to find anything about them

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No matter who you vote for tomorrow, the country is going into an unavoidable recession. Following this will be a depression, the aussie dollar will become massively inflated and purchasing power will drop tremendously.

A $1 000 000 house in Penrith will make sense because a Quarter Pounder will cost $15. A bottle of coke will be only $9.99.

No boomer or gen x cunt will accept poverty tier wages (see current millenial wages $60k including super full time), so will demand pay rises.
There is no going back. The country is ruined as a result of massive immigration, culling of industry and science and a property mania run wild for near 30 years.

Honk honk.

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What would be of pol without aussie...

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Fuck. What career should i go into? I wanted to go into construction

Sounds like I will get more cenno

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vOTE aNNING

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can I tapass?

Daily Reminder: A vote for The Greens™ is a vote for faggotry

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this thread is pretty fucking comfy
shotgun that VB you fagit
also something something politics

naj im jug jugging them

You'd best look into self training using the internet and becoming an entrepreneur in something you're passionate about. Uni is a massive debt meme these days and even if you graduate as a cum lord from the uni of poz, who is going to hire you? There's no industry.

Here's a (((you)))

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And he is outa here!

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Greens last. Labor second last. Trump first

Vote 1
Conservative Nationals

Faggots, niggers & reffos fuck off

im a jehvoas witness

Don't have to vote?

that's what I tell mister government

>the aussie dollar will become massively inflated
why

he will win
just because zali is a gay name
what sort of a fuckin faggot names their kid zali

What anning do with cenno

For aussies only

its friday night so not really

Fuck i forgot i had to vote...
I’m dual citizen, can i get an exemption..? I’m just being lazy desu

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Cost of imports will skyrocket because the exchange rate is falling. Currently at 0.68 USD and falling.
High minimum wage forcing prices higher of everything (combined with high import costs.)
Everything is already fucking expensive in this country compared to the global median price (housing, food, education, cars, tolls, taxes, levies, etc)

We're in trouble mate.

No Chang, you can't vote.
You need to go back

come say g'day to the boomer

youtube.com/watch?v=kSXhKnzIHNg

Forgot to add the boomer tier thinking:
>AUSTRALIA NEEDS A PAY RISE!

The hourly minimum wage in Australia is US$14.14, Luxembourg at US$13.14 per hour, New Zealand at US$11.28 per hour, France at US$11.24 per hour, while the Netherlands offers US$11.01.

Why is our labour so expensive? We're clearly not the best (see our construction quality and our quality of our technological componen....oh wait all we have is construction.)

We'll get pay rises, but our purchasing power will fall tremendously. You'll get $50 an hour but a McDonalds meal will be $100.

Who /votingtomorrowandthengoingintowork/ here?

Dual citizens should be either shot or forced to pick only one country.

Who /compfy/ neet here?

Thanks for paying taxes wagie

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EVERYONE PIINT AND LAUGH AT THE WAGEKEK

What the fuck do the green triangles mean?

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faggotry

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Who /votingearliesttimepossibletomorrowbecausefuckedsleepingschedule/ here?

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Shift worker here m8, I feel your pain.

Okay m8.

Who /sleepinginthenvotingsometimeinthearvo/ here?

back when the dollar was at about 45-50cents, things weren't that bad

that's one good thing about the shitskins it's toned down that 'im superior because im a moron' mentality

I don't think that the same chart with US data would look too much different. We're all fucked.

so aus/pol/ have you memorised your cope lines yet?
>t-they're all kikes
>I-I didn't even vote
>just h-here for the memes
>we'll be overrun by asians and muslims either way
>c-c-clown world r-r-right guys! hah-ha
>election? that's for n-normies.. I don't pay attention

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T. Minus 12 hours till I vote for eggman anninng and go fap to sonic

Me bruz. Problem is I gotta do it before 3pm because theres a sportsball game I wanna watch.
I voted at 16:40 in the state election the other month

Based anning locking in the sonicfag vote

So the Liberals are better than Labour right?

Is chrischan redpilled? Did he ever react to the new movie sonic?

Handegg?

Vote 1
Remove Kebab

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>The AUD was 45 US cents in 2002.
>In 2002 the minimum wage was AUD $11.35 an hour.
>2002 Sydney median house price $365,000
>2002 census population 19.65 million

Today? We're massively fucked in every metric. Do you mind if I ask more about you? What industry are you in? Approx how old are you? What area?

That's like saying getting kicked in the nuts once is better than twice. Sure you're objectively correct, but still, fuck that.

What do you think of my choices, mates?

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Its christine now you bigot

Liberals are better than Labor as in, put Liberal 3rd last preference and Labor 2nd last preference. (Greens go last)

Good vote, I would have probably put shooters and fishers 3rd on the senate, but good job on the green sheet.

I live in Cowper, rate my ballot

ChristDems
UAP
Ind
Nats
Labor
Animal Justice
Greens
Oakshott

yeah we have a fuck load more debt now
but our dollar depends on how much other countries print, and china and the us have been printing like mothers

no sorry i dont wanna dox myself

>but our dollar depends on how much other countries print, and china and the us have been printing like mothers
We're going to join them as well as drop interest rates which will further kick our dollar in the nuts.

>don't wanna dox myself
Good idea. The reason I asked is because I've seen this sort of hopeful optimism before and I'm trying to figure out what sort of person you are.

Yeah. Im a lebdogs fan and they are playing Goldy, one of the only teams shit enough to lose to them tomorrow.
Gonna put a pineapple on em, head down the pub and get a schnitty and watch the game.

Some real bread and circus shit.

>pineapple on em
Good luck m8

>Some real bread and circus shit.
lel

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applied for a new job cunts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wish me luck!

Lol fellow cowpoo reporting in
>fag dems first
>NATS
Lmao nationals
>ANIMAL JUSTICE
HAHAHAH
He's not even a passable trap no wonder they all kill themselves

>applied for a new job cunts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hocking ya box again?

good luck! What are going for?

i want house prices to crash, i don't want an ipad to cost 10k though, i can't see that happening, i think the companies have just been pocketing the benefit of our good dollar, because as i said stuff wasn't that expensive back when our dollar was bad

Transport. Il get ya to where you're goin mate! So many diversity questions answered all in the positive of course
>2019

>tfw going to brazil to spend all my money on hookers and coke before inflation steals it away

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You're HIRED!

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Playing with free money.
$20 on warriors>Panfers by 13+ @$5.20 ftw

The irony of being pacified by alcohol and polyball on election day is not lost on me

We had a pretty based ballot in the state election.

1. LibDems
2.Sustainable Oz

But in the federal its the same shit as usual. Just hope that insufferable faggot oakshitt doesnt get in

it's done, even the kike in chief is declaring it for Labor.
twitter.com/australian/status/1129360215646728192

Stat's don't lie brehs we have a neet army of 7 million incelboomers
Can't wait for another decade of Luke cocksucker

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Matt Bryan, independent for hughes (my electorate) is based and based on his promo, most likely browses Jow Forums. Not sure about the rest
>youtube.com/watch?v=Pmd0-rvSK5k.

It was done months ago.

I dont even think the lnp really cares outside of scomo. Everyone knows that a recession is looming (as other anons itt have pointed out) and i think theyr somewhat relieved its happening on labors watch. Scomo is also not an internally popular lib leader. Too right for the left faction, too left for the right faction, hes only pm because everyone hates julie and the left faction hate Dutton and no one else wanted to put their hand up

Hes retiring. Nats have nominated a lawyer/cop from Kempsey name Pat Conaghan

if i got this job i would literally be able to plan a decent future for myself.

>a future of working to fund the zog
>decent

No.

How much will you be earning?

You do need a job to buy food, find a place to live then pay your ISP bill so that you can change your DNS then shitpost here.

You really dont though. You can leach wifi and $40 a day is certainly liveable

looking forward to that guaranteed recession, as the last one promised that fucked every other western country we surfed over due to government gibs under ruddkips.

Jesus the fucking comments underneath. Sickening. Lord have mercy on us.

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she's gonna come hard m8

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No we surfed over it because the people in place before rudd actually did a half decent job with the debt, which rudd and onwards ruined.

Ruddgibs did literally nothing to prevent a recession. That was all mining boom + continued inflation of the housing market

I just hoarde my benis
It's ultimately pointless though as I've been deeply unhappy since I was a teen

>Irelands housing bubble has already popped.

Still ridiculously expensive to buy property there. Guess im a rentier 4lyfe

>not sharing it with the neighbourhood childrens.

Rude and selfish teebeeaich

Mfw I'm trying to sell my house...
Hahahahsh
Satandbuds

>Mfw I'm trying to sell my house

Like me with my btc, better late than never